The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[Rodrigo90]

Superman: I tried to resist...but Disney is just too powerful, even for me.

 

[Panthro]

Can never go wrong with Disney

CLARK: "Harry Potter? No, but I get that a lot."

 

[Rodrigo90]

Superman: You've got the wrong Superman. Routh was peeping on Lois, not me!
I'M NOT A CRAZY PERVERT, I'M SUPERMAN!!!

 

[Panthro]

Superman: You've got the wrong Superman. Routh was peeping on Lois, not me!
I'M NOT A CRAZY PERVERT, I'M SUPERMAN!!!

SUPERMAN: "It wasn't me, it was the One-Armed Man!"

 

[Rodrigo90]

SUPERMAN: "It wasn't me, it was the One-Armed Man!"

I tried telling them that too buddy. But don't worry, I have a plan for us to escape.

What plan?

I'm going to blast us out of here and we'll get safely to -

Did you just transform into Han Solo?!!!

No...

 

[Panthro]

Good old Harrison Ford.

SUPERMAN: "Let's suck in the guts guys, we're the Ghostubsters."

 

[dnno1]

Superman: WTF was that about?
Batman: Some &%&$ $(^& trying to be funny...

 

[The Shield]

Good old Harrison Ford.

SUPERMAN: "Let's suck in the guts guys, we're the Ghostubsters."

lol!! One of my favorite lil quotes from a movie. t:

 

[Panthro]

^^Glad you approve. t:

SUPERMAN: "Agent Dale Cooper? No, but I get that a lot."

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "Scarecrow is at it again. Hey, Bats. Tell your rogues to lay off my woman!."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff dnno1

QUESTION: "She's My Daughter She's My Sister She's My Daughter AND My Sister!"
LEX: "For the last time you are not Faye Dunaway!"

 

[Rodrigo90]

I'm sorry Boy, but Christopher Nolan just won't accept you. NOW GET LOST!

 

[Rodrigo90]

Superman: Just because I don't have underwear, it shouldn't mean I should be arrested for indecent exposure!

 

[Rodrigo90]

LEX: LAST NIGHT NEVER HAPPENED!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Rodrigo. And thanks.

LEX: "Stop saying The Dark Knight Rises was a watered down rehash of Batman Begins! That complaint doesn't even make any sense!"

 

[Rodrigo90]

I wonder what it would feel like to be a woman?

 

[Enriquespy]

SUPERMAN: I heard I could be anything, so I became a mustachoed jirafe.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Tom Selleck? No, I'm usually mistaken for Freddie Mercury."

 

[Rowsdower!]

Oh? What was that? Still complaining about my hair/height/build/chin/costume/age/nationality or some other miniscule detail that no one who has ever gotten laid would give a sh** about? Well then, perhaps you would have preferred something like this:

Yeah. That's what I f**king thought. Be happy with what you got, b**ch.

 

[Panthro]

Oh? What was that? Still complaining about my hair/height/build/chin/costume/age/nationality or some other miniscule detail that no one who has ever gotten laid would give a sh** about? Well then, perhaps you would have preferred something like this:

Yeah. That's what I f**king thought. Be happy with what you got, b**ch.

That's almost too scary to be funny.

 

[Panthro]

LEX: "Where is Wally West?! Where is Wally West?!?!?!"

 

[Boy Scout]

Oh? What was that? Still complaining about my hair/height/build/chin/costume/age/nationality or some other miniscule detail that no one who has ever gotten laid would give a sh** about? Well then, perhaps you would have preferred something like this:

Yeah. That's what I f**king thought. Be happy with what you got, b**ch.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Give us Wally West and you will not be harmed."
BARRY-FLASH: "But Supes, you guys have me, what do you need-"
SUPERMAN: "Shut up Barry."

 

[william]

WOW! I really love this one, is awesome!!!

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[Enriquespy]

LEX: Stop looking at me with those stupid and sexy eyes! Stop it!

THE QUESTION: What the... ?