The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

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  1. KalMart

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  2. Panthro

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    Hehehehehe
     
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  3. X Knight

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    nice ones, guys!!

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    Superman: "Have no fear. Superman's here!! Wait......Bruce?? What are you....."

    Batman: "OMG!! Clark!! I'm so glad you came in time. It's an emergency of the highest ord..........OMG!!! There it is!! There it is!!!!"

    (a lone mouse scurries across the floor)

    Batman: "Get It!!! Kill It!!! Burn It with FIRE!!!!! EWWW!!! EWWW!! EWWW!!"

    Superman: "..................."
     
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    ^^^Bwahahahahahaha

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    SPIDER-MAN: "Tally Ho, gents! I just traded up from what's her name at the CSI department for this little number here!"

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    SUPERMAN: "Why the Hell is she hanging out with him, the guy who sold his marriage to the devil?"
    BATMAN: "Probably for the same reason Wonder Woman was chasing me back in the DCAU - hoping that hanging around the more iconic & popular character would get more fans to invest in her."
    SUPERMAN: "Ouch."
     
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  5. Panthro

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    Based on a ridiculous thread I saw at IMDB -

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    CAVILL: "Alright, who the Hell called me 'shortie'?! I'm 6-foot-1 damn it! That is not short! You wanna call someone 'shortie' look no further than Michael Keaton! Or Robert Downey Jr!"


    Not bashing those actors BTW. :cwink:
     
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    Mindreaper21 It's Harvest Time

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    Clark: Weeeeelllll
    I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
    I p!ss in a spinach can
    As soon as I finish
    I'll catch me some fishes
    I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
    *poot poot*
    I ate too much spinach
    Got ice in my britches
    I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
     
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  7. Panthro

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    :lmao:
     
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    CLARK: "Why do I hear the theme from Jaws..."




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    CLARK: "Hmm, now George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg must be around here somewhere..."
     
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    "On the next episode of Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch..."
     
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  10. Mindreaper21

    Mindreaper21 It's Harvest Time

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    haha I love this thread

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    Clark: Who the hell are you calling Captain Hook?
     
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    Clark: another day, another fish... why the heck am i still here doing this?...
     
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    "Hungry for some seafood tonight? Then try Gorton's Classic Breaded Fish Sticks. A tried and true family favorite, fish sticks are a great convenient seafood meal that will have your kids asking for more. Buy a bag of 400 for only $25.99 at your local grocer. All of Gorton's fish sticks are made from creatures mostly found in the ocean. Gorton's. Trusted since 1849."
     
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  13. ultimatefan

    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Great stuff guys. Clark the sailor man is a classic.

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    CLARK: From hell´s heart, I stab at thee, and I spit at thee my last breath!! And yes, I´m quoting Moby Dick, not The Wraith of Khan!




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    SUPERSPOCK: Party-pooper.
     
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    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    CLARK: I´m warning you all, the first one who goes to the bow and screams, "I AM THE KING OF THE WOOOOORLD!!" or sings "My Heart Will Go On", I swear to God almighty I`ll throw this piece of junk into the first iceberg I see, and poke a hole on all the lifeboats!!
     
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    CLARK: "Must hang up my coa..................... oh, ha ha, very funny guys .......... who took my wardrobe? Flash, if it was you again I swear I'm gonna shove the speed force up your *censored*"
     
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    CAVILL : "No, I won't bow before you. You're 5yrs old for crying out loud. One Zod in my life is enough."
     
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    I think that's a girl.









    And the kid might be too.

    :oldrazz:
     
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    great stuff, guys!!

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    Clark sees the SR New Krypton Land Mass off on the horizon.

    Clark: "D**n!! Looks like I'm gonna need a bigger boat."
     
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    Cavill: "Now run along kid and tell Batman that he's an a**."
     
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    Supes: ....what....?

    Batman: Nothing.

    Supes: It's the no-undies thing, right?

    Batman: I didn't say anything.

    Supes: Yeah, but you wanted to.

    Batman: But I didn't.

    Supes: Go 'head, we're both adults....

    Batman: We are now, maybe...

    Supes: See...now that's...

    Batman: I'm just sayin'....

    Supes: Sayin' what? C'mon, out with it...what're you sayin'?

    Batman: ........

    Supes: ...c'mon....

    Batman: No comment.

    Supes: Aw Chri-....just drive....

    Batman: Watch the coffee.
     
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  21. Panthro

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    Great stuff guys.
     
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    CAVILL: "This will not be like SR" they said, "You won't look like a modern Jesus" they said...
     
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  23. Panthro

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    :funny:
     
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    SUPERMAN: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"
     
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    ^ Hahahah

    Great stuff all around, people.
     
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