The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[KalMart]

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehe

 

[X Knight]

nice ones, guys!!

Superman: "Have no fear. Superman's here!! Wait......Bruce?? What are you....."

Batman: "OMG!! Clark!! I'm so glad you came in time. It's an emergency of the highest ord..........OMG!!! There it is!! There it is!!!!"

(a lone mouse scurries across the floor)

Batman: "Get It!!! Kill It!!! Burn It with FIRE!!!!! EWWW!!! EWWW!! EWWW!!"

Superman: "..................."

 

[Panthro]

^^^Bwahahahahahaha

SPIDER-MAN: "Tally Ho, gents! I just traded up from what's her name at the CSI department for this little number here!"

SUPERMAN: "Why the Hell is she hanging out with him, the guy who sold his marriage to the devil?"
BATMAN: "Probably for the same reason Wonder Woman was chasing me back in the DCAU - hoping that hanging around the more iconic & popular character would get more fans to invest in her."
SUPERMAN: "Ouch."

 

[Panthro]

Based on a ridiculous thread I saw at IMDB -

CAVILL: "Alright, who the Hell called me 'shortie'?! I'm 6-foot-1 damn it! That is not short! You wanna call someone 'shortie' look no further than Michael Keaton! Or Robert Downey Jr!"


Not bashing those actors BTW.

 

[Mindreaper21]

Clark: Weeeeelllll
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
I p!ss in a spinach can
As soon as I finish
I'll catch me some fishes
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
*poot poot*
I ate too much spinach
Got ice in my britches
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man

 

[Panthro]

Clark: Weeeeelllll
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
I p!ss in a spinach can
As soon as I finish
I'll catch me some fishes
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
*poot poot*
I ate too much spinach
Got ice in my britches
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man

 

[Panthro]

CLARK: "Why do I hear the theme from Jaws..."

CLARK: "Hmm, now George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg must be around here somewhere..."

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

"On the next episode of Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch..."

 

[Mindreaper21]

haha I love this thread

Clark: Who the hell are you calling Captain Hook?

 

[Super Kal]

Clark: another day, another fish... why the heck am i still here doing this?...

 

[Rowsdower!]

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[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys. Clark the sailor man is a classic.

CLARK: From hell´s heart, I stab at thee, and I spit at thee my last breath!! And yes, I´m quoting Moby Dick, not The Wraith of Khan!

SUPERSPOCK: Party-pooper.

 

[ultimatefan]

CLARK: I´m warning you all, the first one who goes to the bow and screams, "I AM THE KING OF THE WOOOOORLD!!" or sings "My Heart Will Go On", I swear to God almighty I`ll throw this piece of junk into the first iceberg I see, and poke a hole on all the lifeboats!!

 

[elgaz]

CLARK: "Must hang up my coa..................... oh, ha ha, very funny guys .......... who took my wardrobe? Flash, if it was you again I swear I'm gonna shove the speed force up your *censored*"

 

[elgaz]

CAVILL : "No, I won't bow before you. You're 5yrs old for crying out loud. One Zod in my life is enough."

 

[KalMart]

I think that's a girl.









And the kid might be too.

 

[X Knight]

great stuff, guys!!

Clark sees the SR New Krypton Land Mass off on the horizon.

Clark: "D**n!! Looks like I'm gonna need a bigger boat."

 

[X Knight]

Cavill: "Now run along kid and tell Batman that he's an a**."

 

[KalMart]

Supes: ....what....?

Batman: Nothing.

Supes: It's the no-undies thing, right?

Batman: I didn't say anything.

Supes: Yeah, but you wanted to.

Batman: But I didn't.

Supes: Go 'head, we're both adults....

Batman: We are now, maybe...

Supes: See...now that's...

Batman: I'm just sayin'....

Supes: Sayin' what? C'mon, out with it...what're you sayin'?

Batman: ........

Supes: ...c'mon....

Batman: No comment.

Supes: Aw Chri-....just drive....

Batman: Watch the coffee.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

 

[Enriquespy]

CAVILL: "This will not be like SR" they said, "You won't look like a modern Jesus" they said...

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "This will not be like SR" they said, "You won't look like a modern Jesus" they said...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Hahahah

Great stuff all around, people.