The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[dnno1]

Thor: "Mine film willst have yon hammer spewing lightning bolts"

Superman: Sorry, I'm busy melting steel beams with my eyballs, which are fricking lasers.

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: "Hey Clark!"

SUPES: "Hey... Bruce... oh man I must be more hammered than I thought..."

 

[dnno1]

Superman: So I get ridiculed for taking down the guy that would have destroyed the planet without impasse and this guy gets a pass for killing a sentient rock giant. Go figure.

 

[Panthro]

Superman: So I get ridiculed for taking down the guy that would have destroyed the planet without impasse and this guy gets a pass for killing a sentient rock giant. Go figure.

Hehe, it's funny 'cause it's true

 

[dnno1]

Ben Affleck: "Hey, Henry, you are looking at the new Batman and rightfully so. I am the only guy who knows Superman like the back of my hand..."

Henry Cavil: "How's that?"

Ben Affleck: "I was you once."

 

[Rodrigo90]

Hey, Clark. You know how Krypronite makes you weak at the knees?
Well I've got something that'll make your ma weak at the knees

 

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I've got a ton of these -- it's been a while since I could post them on the site. Enjoy!

 

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(On Looking at Marvel's upcoming entertainment slate...)

 

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