The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys

 

[Dark Sentinel]

Behold....my masterpiece!!! t:

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

 

[Panthro]

LEX: "Falcon Slap!"

 

[Dark Sentinel]

@Panthro NOOOOOOO!!!!! Are you crazy?!

 

[Enriquespy]

LEX: "I said I would slap that stupid face out of you, and I always do as I say!"

 

[dnno1]

[FONT=&quot]And now a piece by the Kryptonian Chamber Choir, directed by Kal-El:

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Choir: "Miserere, miserere nobis, Miserere nobis Miserere, miserere nobis, Miserere nobis"
[/FONT]

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

 

[elgaz]

Sadly for him, Aquaman's powers did not develop quite as early as Clark's

 

[Panthro]

 

[Bren]

Snyder: "No Superman, you cannot wear your underpants on the outside in this film..."

 

[KingKane88]

Got me laughing, too cool!

 

[Panthro]

Because it has to be done -


SUPERMAN: "Khan!"

 

[Kal-El.9859]

Because it has to be done -


SUPERMAN: "Khan!"

nice one

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "Noooooo!

Superman: "You almost killed my woman!"

 

[dnno1]

Lois: "There's some people I'd like you to meet.

Superman: *smiles*

 

[elgaz]

Superman : "..wait ....................... wut? ................ wtf? .................. Killian is the Mandarin?"

 

[super-t]

Theater employee- Ok people. We have a special guest introducing you to The Man of Steel showing. Mr. Nick Fury Sam Jackson!!!!

Sam- Now I know all of you are like WTF? bc I'm from Marvel but, I am proud to say that I am happy for DC fans who finally get to enjoy a good Superman movie. And so with that said....You may enter the theater as calm as yo----

Fans- CHARRRGGGEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Sam- I QUIT!! I CANT STAND THESE MUTHA F****** DC FANS NO MUTHA F****** MORE!!!!

 

[OutOfBoose]

Alas, poor Yoricks! I knew them, Horatio...

 

[Panthro]

nice one

Thanks

All this stuff's great.

SUPERMAN: "Oh man I picked a really bad week to stop sniffing the glue..."

Or

SUPERMAN: "Find a happy place... find a happy place..."

Or

SUPERMAN: "Can't sleep... clown will eat me... can't sleep... clown will eat me..."

 

[X Knight]

Superman's reaction upon learning that the new XBOX One will charge you a fee for playing used games!!!

 

[ShaneHelms]

"Three weeks from now my planet will be destroyed, I imagine where my son will be and it will be so. Hold the line, stay with me! If you find yourself alone fighting in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For Krypton has exploded and you're already dead!"

 

[Rowsdower!]

"This is the last time I go to a Chuck E. Cheese on Apokolips!"

 

[Jim-El]

The "Khan!" was CLASSIC.

 

[Rowsdower!]

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