The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[Panthro]

Thanks Jim-El

SUPERMANNINGFACE

Heh

Superman's reaction to Iron Man 3's box office

 

[Enriquespy]

Superman's reaction when he learned that due to his strength he can't have sex with human ladies.

 

[Panthro]

Poor guy

FAORA: "Would you f-"
SUPERMAN: "Stop that."
FAORA: "I was going to say freeze outside the Fortress without a jacket."
SUPERMAN: "Oh."
FAORA: "What did you think I was gonna say?"
SUPERMAN: "Never mind."
FAORA: "Did you think I was gonna say would you f-"
SUPERMAN: "Stop that."
FAORA: "But you didn't let me f-"
SUPERMAN: "Stop that."

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

Poor guy

FAORA: "Would you f-"
SUPERMAN: "Stop that."
FAORA: "I was going to say freeze outside the Fortress without a jacket."
SUPERMAN: "Oh."
FAORA: "What did you think I was gonna say?"
SUPERMAN: "Never mind."
FAORA: "Did you think I was gonna say would you f-"
SUPERMAN: "Stop that."
FAORA: "But you didn't let me f-"
SUPERMAN: "Stop that."

LOIS: Would I what?
SUPERMAN: You dont want to know
FAORA: would you like to f*
SUPERMAN: I SAID STOP IT
LOIS: I'm game
SUPERMAN:

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: Would I what?
SUPERMAN: You dont want to know
FAORA: would you like to f*
SUPERMAN: I SAID STOP IT
LOIS: I'm game
SUPERMAN:

Oh that Lois, she'll do any... thing for a story.

Nice follow up.

 

[Jim-El]

Thanks Jim-El

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So... you're gonna have Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver in Avengers 2."
IRON MAN: "Yeah, looks like it."
SUPERMAN: "But I hear Fox wants Quicksilver in X-Men: Days of Future Past or whatever it is they're working on now so that they don't lose the film rights to Marvel/Disney."
IRON MAN: "They're just trying to [BLEEP] block us. We'll deal with them."
SUPERMAN: "Since I have no great love of Fox I'll be rooting for ya."
IRON MAN: "Thanks. Good luck on June 13th."
SUPERMAN: "Much appreciated."

 

[Enriquespy]

Poor guy

He could be worse, but you know... Faora...

 

[GreenKToo]

ZOD: After a rough day of work when i've used my heatvision too much, my eyes sometimes get red and itchy.







Thats when I use Visine eye drops.










It takes the red out and helps me feel like smashing people and cities again..and THAT makes me happy.

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

Oh that Lois, she'll do any... thing for a story.

Nice follow up.

thanks and yep, gotta love her determination

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys

He could be worse, but you know... Faora...

Yeah but Faora might kill him before, during or after the fact.



HE-MAN: "Give us Snyder & Nolan and you will all be spared!"
SUPERMAN: "Never!"

 

[MrMaooz]

thanks and yep, gotta love her determination

Amazing!

 

[hopefuldreamer]

 

[Enriquespy]

Funny stuff guys

Yeah but Faora might kill him before, during or after the fact.

Worth it!

 

[InJustice]

 

[Panthro]

Heh, oh those aliens...



SUPERMAN: "Look, even we don't know what happened to Wally West and Stephanie Brown, you're just gonna have to bear with us on this! Believe me, we miss them too!"
HE-MAN: "Give us the one true Flash and the blonde Batgirl or give us death!"
SUPERMAN: "Oh this is gonna be a long day..."

 

[Rowsdower!]

"Take my advice, guys. Never, EVER let Wonder Woman challenge you to a drinking contest. That crazy b**ch will drink you're ass under the table and you'll wake up with a headache the size of Jupiter. Ugghhh..."

 

[Enriquespy]

SUPES: This is my "pug asking for a belly rub" pose.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys

SUPERMAN: "I like to dissect evil bald businessmen, toy crazed mad scientists, evil tyrannical god like overlords from other worlds and Marvel fan boys. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

 

[dnno1]

 

[dnno1]

"Man of Steel" HISHE now available on YouTube for those who can't see it from their website:

 

[Milu]

"...and then he told Jim 'one man or the mob, he can wait.'..."

 

[Panthro]

"...and then he told Jim 'one man or the mob, he can wait.'..."

Perfect

 

[Milu]

Perfect

Thanks.

I am absolutely in love with that gif, BTW. It should get tons of mileage as a reaction gif.

 

[dnno1]

Now this is starting to get annoying.