The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[Micromind]

Can anyone give Superman a ride?

Oh c'mon.... seriously?

Hey! Flying is tough.

 

[Panthro]

Welling: Hey Cavill! Some fans don't like your suit at all. Mine had all the classic elements!

Cavill: Well, at least I'm wearing a REAL suit not some CG crap or a red jacket, or some emo black trenchcoat.

Welling: DAMN!

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CREW MEMBER ONE: Hah, look what a piece of junk!
CREW MEMBER TWO: What´s that boat fishing for? The sweet release of death?!

CLARK: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

CREW MEMBERS: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

CLARK: Fish for this, *****ebags.

Hahahahahahaha

CLARK: "Now all I have to do is dump Bruce's body in the ocean where they'll never find it and then Warner Bros. will have no choice but to invest more in me again."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Hehehehe

BATMAN: "Hey Clark!"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah?"
BATMAN: "I just got done having a one night stand with Lois. No hard feelings right bro?"
[Superman sets Batman on fire with Heat Vision]
SUPERMAN: "None at all 'bro'."

Hahaha!

 

[manofsteel4life]

Lmao

 

[ultimatefan]

CLARK: Hey, I have no choice! One more ticket for FUI and I´m grounded for life!

 

[ultimatefan]

CLARK: Yeah, that´s right, ignore me. I been just saving your f***ing planet twice a month for 74 years, no biggie!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

CREW MEMBER ONE: Hah, look what a piece of junk!
CREW MEMBER TWO: What´s that boat fishing for? The sweet release of death?!

CLARK: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

CREW MEMBERS: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

CLARK: Fish for this, *****ebags.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

CLARK: Yeah, that´s right, ignore me. I been just saving your f***ing planet twice a month for 74 years, no biggie!

Hahah! You're striking gold these days, UF.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot! I try.

 

[Panthro]

Hahaha!

Thanks.

Funny stuff UF.

 

[NickNitro]

Hey Superman little help over here!?

Just wait another year until I propel DC into Justice League talks

 

[ultimatefan]

CLARK: Stupid truck drivers!! What do I have to do to get their attention?

SCREEEEEEEECH!!!!

CLARK: Oh, so that´s what those were for! It´s so simple!

 

[Mindreaper21]

clark: Stupid trunk drivers!! What do i have to do to get their attention?

screeeeeeeech!!!!

clark: Oh, so that´s what those were for! It´s so simple!

hahahaha!

 

[KalMart]

Trunk drivers?

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehe, guess the words got mixed in my head. Fixed.

 

[KalMart]

Freudian slip.

 

[ultimatefan]

I should have made a pun with the two, that´s probably what my brain was trying to tell me - that´s my story and I´m sticking to it.

 

[KalMart]

I dunno..."Trunk Driver" sounds.....



How 'bout them Dodgers?

 

[ultimatefan]

Beer. Boobies.

 

[ultimatefan]

SCORE: DUN DUUUN... DUNDUNDUNDUUUUUN... DUN... DUN DUUUUN... DUNDUNDUNDUUUN.. DUN...
CLARK: Hey hey hey, wrong song!! Wrong superhero!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

With brave daring, Clark continues his world-wide search for the elusive ManBearPig.

 

[Lily Adler]

CLARK: Hi!

LOIS: Look here Smallville there are only two things you need to know...

1. Journalism never sleeps, so expect to drink lots of coffee, and...

2....

*stops next to a conveniently-placed dessert cart*

I get all the hot scoops...

*blows flame out and eats a spoonful*

Got it!

 

[charl_huntress]

Tom Welling's reaction upon seeing the shirtless Cavill pics, showcasing the new Superman's rugged, manly physique.....

Welling: "DAMN!!"

 

[Lily Adler]

THE TRUNKS DEBATE RECAP:

PRO-TRUNKS: The trunks break up the blue and are essential to the costume. They're tradition!

ANTI-TRUNKS: The trunks look ridiculous and are heavily dated. We must move on to something better!

FAORA: I would care, but I'm incapable of emotion.