The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[Herolee10]

Superman: Easy Miss, I've got you...

Lois Lane: You got me? (Looks at Brandon) Then who the hell is this?

HC: I see what they did there....

 

[Panthro]

Superman: Easy Miss, I've got you...

Lois Lane: You got me? (Looks at Brandon) Then who the hell is this?

HC: I see what they did there....

Hehehehehe

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Mad Love]

wish there was a way to "like" posts

had a lot of fun reading the last few pages welling, hot scoops, faora ahahaha

 

[Lily Adler]

TY: Welcome back to Extreme Makeover: Superhero Edition. Previously, we were working on Miss Lois Lane. Now here's her before:

As you can see, there was slight structural damage allowing a slight coldness in the interior. Now Clark are you ready to meet the new Lois?

CLARK: Yes!

BEHOLD THE NEW AND IMPROVED LOIS LANE:

CLARK:.....

LOIS: What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

SELINA: Hey, that's my line!

 

[Panthro]

TY: Welcome back to Extreme Makeover: Superhero Edition. Previously, we were working on Miss Lois Lane. Now here's her before:

As you can see, there was slight structural damage allowing a slight coldness in the interior. Now Clark are you ready to meet the new Lois?

CLARK: Yes!

BEHOLD THE NEW AND IMPROVED LOIS LANE:

CLARK:.....

LOIS: What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

SELINA: Hey, that's my line!

Hehehehehehe

 

[Lily Adler]

LOIS: Great news, my mother's staying for the weekend.

LOIS: CLAAAAAAARRRRRK!!!!

 

[manofsteel4life]

Lmao

 

[Lily Adler]

HENRY: I don't know Zack, I don't think the fans will like the red hair. It doesn't really scream Lois.

ZACK: What are you talking about? The red hair is SO Lois...

See!

HENRY: Zaaaaacccck.

 

[Lily Adler]

ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to the Superman Dating Game, now let's me those lucky contestants who will compete for the chance to win a date with the Man of Steel:

LOIS: Hi, I'm Lois Lane. I'm an army brat and Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist for the Daily Planet.

LANA: Hi, I'm Lana Lang. I'm from Smallville, Kansas and a love triangle magnet.

BRUCE: Dating show? I thought this was a Best Buddies type of quiz show. Whatever, I'm not going to win...

BRUCE: This is not a date...

CLARK: I know... Who knew you knew so much about me...

BRUCE: Damn prep time...

 

[Lead Cenobite]

LOIS: Great news, my mother's staying for the weekend.

LOIS: CLAAAAAAARRRRRK!!!!

Scared the trunks right offa him.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys. Heh, damn prep time indeed.

 

[Lily Adler]

CHRISTINA: He makes men go gay,
Makes the girls swoon and swaaay,
He's big hunka fulla SUPERMAN!

HENRY: What Cap get's a theme and I can't?

ZACK: I don't know, what do you think Chris?

NOLAN: I like it.

 

[Panthro]

CHRISTINA: He makes men go gay,
Makes the girls swoon and swaaay,
He's big hunka fulla SUPERMAN!

HENRY: What Cap get's a theme and I can't?

ZACK: I don't know, what do you think Chris?

NOLAN: I like it.

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[Slugster]

Batman: " I know you like the back of my hand"...

Superman: Huh?... I don't like the back of your hand."

Batman: ...

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!

ROUTH: See, wasn´t I great? I deserve at least a cameo in the new movie! I can be wearing a Superman shirt and make a little joke, like "nice new outfit". or even, I can be holding a torch and, sor some reason, I hand it to you! "Pass the torch"! Got it? Got It?

CAVILL: Aw, that´s all really sweet, Brandon... Security!

 

[Lily Adler]

*phone vibrates*

CLARK: *reads message* Whaaaatzzzz uuuuupp?

LOIS: Who's that from?

CLARK: A friend I know in Gotham, he's not the best texter.

LOIS: I'm sure he has a lovely speaking voice.

CLARK: Not the best...

*using speech-to-text*
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BATMAN: Arrrrrrree yooooouuuu goooinnnngz toooo thee meetingzzz tomorrooooowwww?

SIRI: I'm sorry I can't understand you.

 

[Lily Adler]

CLARK: Where would I be without you?

LOIS: Let's see, Luthor would take over the world. You'd become his henchman. Then you'd cripple your best friend and incinerate him when he tries to kill you for the sake of humanity.

CLARK: *scoffs* Get real Lois, I'm not THAT into you.

 

[manofsteel4life]

Great stuff all around!

ROUTH: See, wasn´t I great? I deserve at least a cameo in the new movie! I can be wearing a Superman shirt and make a little joke, like "nice new outfit". or even, I can be holding a torch and, sor some reason, I hand it to you! "Pass the torch"! Got it? Got It?

CAVILL: Aw, that´s all really sweet, Brandon... Security!

Haahaa!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

ADAMS: Oh my God, I´ve dated such iconic men...

Superman...

Prince Charming...

Kermit...

 

[Panthro]

ADAMS: Oh my God, I´ve dated such iconic men...

SUPERMAN...

Prince Charming...

Kermit...

Hehehehehe

 

[KalMart]

CLARK: Where would I be without you?

LOIS: Let's see, Luthor would take over the world. You'd become his henchman. Then you'd cripple your best friend and incinerate him when he tries to kill you for the sake of humanity.

CLARK: *scoffs* Get real Lois, I'm not THAT into you.

Interesting idea....

 

[KalMart]

Batman: " I know you like the back of my hand"...

Supes: Yeah? Well I know you like the palm of my hand.

Batman: .......ew.....

Supes: ...let me rephrase that....