The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[Panthro]

Nice, especially the Quesada jab.

Kneel before Zod!





http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq323/ultimatefan2008/****e.jpg

All right, honey, but if you want me to swallow, that´s an extra 20 bucks!

Hehehehehe

 

[The Shield]

LEX: Guy Pearce will play me dammit!

Guy Pearce!! t:

 

[Mindreaper21]

WONDER WOMAN: Did Hal and Bruce dare you to do bath salt again? Stop looking at me like I'm a sandwich!!!

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehe

SUPERSPOCK: "Trek Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I'm not even supposed to be here today..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff!

SUPERSPOCK: A world without a great and highly popular Superman film franchise is simply illogical.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAVILL CLARK: Mild-mannered? Yes. Bumbling weasel, NEVER!!

 

[ultimatefan]

WW: Remember, the lasso compells you to tell the truth so... any STDs?

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF

SUPERMAN: "I'm telling you it's insane - once upon a time they introduced Cat Grant as a potential alternative love interest to Lois Lane but they never really did anything with her. They just erased my marriage to Lois from existence and I'm back to just pining for her and only her. I mean don't me wrong I like her and all but what's the point of ripping me and Lois apart if we can't play the field?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Man's world continues to puzzle me."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Dat Ass!!!"

 

[dnno1]

Dr. Manhattan: "It's catching."

 

[Panthro]

Dr. Manhattan: "It's catching."

Hehehe

CLARK: "Do you think it's easy being white and nerdy?"

 

[dnno1]

Kal-El: "For the preservation of Kryptionians!"

 

[Panthro]

Kal-El: "For the preservation of Kryptionians!"

Hehehehehe

For all you David Lynch/Frank Herbert fans -

SUPERMAN: "I am Paul Atreides of the House Atreides, also known as Isul, also known as Paul Maud'Dib. My Fremen allies and I have come for the Spice Molange."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

WW: Seriously, are you gonna shoot a video of this and post it on the internet?
SUPERMAN: Seriously? I owe it to the world to do so.

SILK SPECTRE: Please don´t, that´s gonna hurt a lot!
DR. MANHATTAN: Pain is immaterial. The universe simply doesn´t care. And, in case you didn´t notice after all these years, I´m a total dick.

 

[Panthro]

WW: Seriously, are you gonna shoot a video of this and post it on the internet?
SUPERMAN: Seriously? I owe it to the world to do so.

SILK SPECTRE: Please don´t, that´s gonna hurt a lot!
DR. MANHATTAN: Pain is immaterial. The universe simply doesn´t care. And, in case you didn´t notice after all these years, I´m a total dick.

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

AQUAMAN: "Where's your Messiah now, Mr. Prep Time?"
BATMAN: "Now I'm not normally a praying man but if you can hear me... help me Superman!"

ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN: "Hmm... No."

 

[ultimatefan]

WW: Oh Superman, it felt like we made the Earth shake...
SUPERMAN: Uh, actually, we did. It killed and injured a buncha people and caused massive amounts of property destruction.
WW: Aw crap. Still, totally worth it.
SUPERMAN: Totally. Tottally worth it.

 

[Panthro]

WW: Oh Superman, it felt like we made the Earth shake...
SUPERMAN: Uh, actually, we did. It killed and injured a buncha people and caused massive amounts of property destruction.
WW: Aw crap. Still, totally worth it.
SUPERMAN: Totally. Tottally worth it.

Hehehe, the Frank Miller Method.

WONDER WOMAN: "I like to dissect boys. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
SUPERMAN: "Meh, I can deal/live with it."

 

[dnno1]

It's Sunday. So shoot me.

Superman: "Not bad."
Batman: "I couldn't have done better."
Superman: "Yeah, right!"

Battle Pope: "I guess my bad habits sort of rubbed off on him."

 

[Panthro]

It's Sunday. So shoot me.

Superman: "Not bad."
Batman: "I couldn't have done better."
Superman: "Yeah, right!"

Battle Pope: "I guess my bad habits sort of rubbed off on him."

Bwahahahahahahaha - Brilliant!

 

[Project862006]

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys. Read Battle Pope, it´s awesome.

 

[dnno1]