The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[Adenjo]

Supes - lead free body armour... Result!

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: "Ms. Faora, you're trying to seduce me. You are trying to seduce me, aren't you?"
FAORA: "Would you like me to seduce you?"

 

[Dark Sentinel]

Supes: *thinking* If this is going the way I think it's going....

Spoiler

 

[kedrell]

ZOD: "Yes, we loved the 1970's on Krypton. Everyone wears popped collars on Krypton. Disco is king on Krypton! No wonder we went exinct."

 

[Panthro]

FAORA: "I have you now, Princess Giselle!"
LOIS: ""
SUPERMAN: ""

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "Nothing more American than Superman standing in from of the U.S. Flag and a 7-11... and a stop sign

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

Faora: so....pretty...
Lois: why you touchin ma face
Superman:....something good's about to happen...I'm gonna wait right here

 

[kedrell]

ZOD: "All shall fear the might of Robo-Zod. Kneel before Robo-Zod!"

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

Superman: WWWWWWWWWHHHEEEEWWWWW!!
Tobuscus: SPONSOR!

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Superman: "Nothing more American than Superman standing in from of the U.S. Flag and a 7-11... and a stop sign

I genuinely didn't notice the flag!

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

Superman: "Next?"

Crew of the Enterprise: WHY SUPERMAN?? WHY!!!!
Superman: because Chris Pine needs to play Green Lantern in Justice League, now he is free to do so

 

[Dark Sentinel]

Crew of the Enterprise: WHY SUPERMAN?? WHY!!!!
Superman: because Chris Pine needs to play Green Lantern in Justice League, now he is free to do so

Ackles: What the hell man?

 

[Panthro]

Crew of the Enterprise: WHY SUPERMAN?? WHY!!!!
Superman: because Chris Pine needs to play Green Lantern in Justice League, now he is free to do so

If he survives of course.

 

[dnno1]

I genuinely didn't notice the flag!

They obviously don't plan to make the same mistake they did in Superman Returns.

Superman with Flag
(from Superman: the Movie)

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

If he survives of course.

Superman: *looks at comment, looks at burning Enterprise, looks back at comment....thinks about for a second*........*****!!!...*********************************** *flies after ship*

 

[dnno1]

Crew of the Enterprise: WHY SUPERMAN?? WHY!!!!
Superman: because Chris Pine needs to play Green Lantern in Justice League, now he is free to do so

Fixed.

 

[mackblack01]

Superman : "Look at that not so subtle bluetooth. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a shield!"[/QUOTE]

 

[Panthro]

FAORA: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
LOIS: "But of course you are."
FAORA: "Plenty O'Toole."
SUPERMAN: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

 

[kedrell]

ZOD: "I've come to kick Superman's @$$ and chew bubblegum...er, and one of these things I am lacking so I'll have to do even more of the other."

Superman: "You can't even get the quote right! Here's one you may have heard: Eat my shorts, Zod!"

ZOD: "Sadly, the costume department for this movie has rendered that impossible."

 

[Rodrigo90]

Kneel be-

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, *****!!!

....kay.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys

ZOD: "Did someone say bacon?!"

 

[manofsteel4life]

Kneel be-

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, *****!!!

....kay.

Lmao

 

[Dark Sentinel]

BATMAN: WHEREZZ THA TRIGGGAAAHHR??!! WHEREZZIT---?

ZOD: Dude, chill. I got this.


10 Seconds Later...

BANE: It's over there.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: WHEREZZ THA TRIGGGAAAHHR??!! WHEREZZIT---?

ZOD: Dude, chill. I got this.


10 Seconds Later...

BANE: It's over there.

 

[dnno1]

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