The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[X Knight]

Superman: "Waitaminute.........you got some dandruff there."

 

[Hemi'Cuda]

"I am a leaf on the wind... watch how I soar..."

Props for the Firefly reference...

 

[X Knight]

Krypton Council: "General Zod. It has come to our attention that you have been engaging in illicit, criminal behavior. Explain yourself!!"

Zod: "When I was young, making lo_"

Krypton Council: "HEATHEN!!! This man is a disgrace to our society. Take him away!"

Zod: "No wait!! It was just for fun!"

Krypton Council: "That's even worse!! Double his punishment!"

Faora: "For the record, I want to let the council know that I am a proper genetically engineered warrior. I do not know the meaning of fun. "

Council: "Excellent."

Nam-Ek: "As am I!!"

Tor-An: "Me too!!:

Council: "Good. Good. Such well behaved children. Let Rao bless you. All 3 of you may go."

Zod: "Wait!! You traitors!! What about that tape we made......"

Council: "You dare record such indecency??!! Triple his punishment!!"

Zod: "Noooooooo!!!!!!! Don't send me.......there!! I will have my revenge on all of you!! I WILL FIND YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!"

Jor-El (thinking): "This planet has gone mad!! I better send little Kal away before the Council finds out. I don't want to go......there, either."

For brownie points, can you name the song I was referring to?

 

[damian99uk]

You quoted all by myself by celine dion

 

[dnno1]

 

[Dark Sentinel]

Cavill & Leo: Lemme tell you 'bout my beeest friend...

 

[Enriquespy]

SUPERMAN: Now, my version of the pencil trick is a little more "Splashy"

*Joker goes splorch*

 

[Romuald]

Superman is hungry

 

[dnno1]

 

[TheIrishAvenger]

Superman is hungry

Honey I Shrunk The Avengers

 

[Panthro]

All this stuff is great but this one gets the

 

[dnno1]

Spiderman: "Call off your dog!"
Batman: "Batman, sorry, I guess I have to get a bigger piece of kryptonite."

 

[dnno1]

 

[dnno1]

 

[mackblack01]

^ lol

 

[Panthro]

 

[Dark Sentinel]

Best. Poster. EVER.

 

[Jim-El]

This one page is HILARIOUS...Thanks for the laughs!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Did I leave the iron on?"

 

[Rowsdower!]

SUPERMAN: (cough) Geez, Lois. Lay off the baked beans.

 

[super-t]

Off screen..
Man- Hey Lois!!! You have nice legs....what time do they open??!!!

 

[Panthro]

Superman's reaction to Iron Man 3's box office -

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

Superman: Rao she has a nice ass
Lois: is he staring at my ass
Superman: S**T! she's looking la la la la oh whats this over here...

 

[RoughNTumble]

superman: i got u

tony starck: ahhhh

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "This is for stealing my booze!"
IRON MAN: "But you weren't drinking it!"