The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Great stuff, especially the ad.

IIII´m working on the raaaaaaailrooooaad...

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[kal-elrebooted]

WARNING CONTAINS A BIG SPOILER:

SUPERMAN: So, how about the Green Lantern movie?

BATMAN: It has some great visuals, Reynolds and Strong do their best, it gets some things right, but it overall butchered the Secret Origins storyline it´s supposed to be based on, and favored ADD pacing over storytelling and character development.

SUPERMAN: Right, I heard that Hal´s father´s death in the movie is portrayed as just an accident, not the heroic decision that gives Hal a grudge on Carol´s father in the comics.

BATMAN: It´s as if I had watched my parents die in a car crash.

SUPERMAN: Or if Jor-El had never noticed anything wrong with Krypton and I just happened to be in a rocket when it blew up.

BATMAN: Exactly.

I hope Man of Steel does not butcher whatever origin story they're using

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "You sunk my battleship........didn't you?"

Batman: ""

Superman: "You spoony bard......."

 

[elgaz]

Despite many demonstrations of his strength using the biggest rocks he could find, Superman found it very hard to convince non-believers that he really did lift New Krypton one time.

 

[ultimatefan]

Hey this is a more practical suit! If I need to get into action, I can just change the upper half! Because, you know, all a superhero with superspeed needs is to save time changing his clothes...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "I've trained my eagle to rip out a person's eyes when I command."

 

[GreenKToo]

Michael Shanks: (sigh) I really REALLY miss stargate. I wonder what Amanda is doing right now.
Director: CUT!!! Michael, you need to concentrate. Just say the lines!!
Michael: (Sigh)

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehehehe, funny stuff Prime, Green.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks.

SUPERMAN: "What's with the title of your next movie, 'The Dark Knight Rises'? Sounds repetitive to me, since you already rose in 'Batman Begins'. What are they going to call the sequel to my upcoming movie, 'The Man of Steel Flies'? I mean, come on."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

SUPERMAN: Funny, just a couple months ago it was all "Superman needs to be more global, renounce his American citizenship", now suddenly I´m back to flag, eagle and all that. What, no, I´m sure Osama´s death is just a coincidence...

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "So, Bruce, I went to bed happily married........and I woke up single. What the heck happend??!!"

Batma: "Not my problem............ask Peter........."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF, Edge.

 

[GreenKToo]

BATMAN: Umm, Clark? I know she's your cousin and all, but did you know that she's not wearing any.....umm.....well you know...

SUPERMAN: Shut-up Bruce!! Don't you think I know that. I've tried to tell her..she won't listen.


AWKWARD SILENCE.


BATMAN: Umm......I'm Batman.

 

[Llama_Shepherd]

Bruce: I can't wait for the Green Lantern HISHE

Superman: I KNOW, RIGHT!

 

[GreenKToo]

After a recent Superman film follows TDK's formula and fails to be a smash hit, Clark confronts Bruce in an alleyway..let's peek in and join the action already in progress.

SUPERMAN:....And thats for having such a successful film in TDK that WB thought a dark Superman film would be a hit as well. Try it you said, go dark you said...(POW)

SUPERMAN: And this is for this ridiculous new suit i'm wearing. They'll love it you said. Like he11!! Your fault!! (WHAM)

SUPERMAN: and this is for.......

 

[Panthro]

After a recent Superman film follows TDK's formula and fails to be a smash hit, Clark confronts Bruce in an alleyway..let's peek in and join the action already in progress.

SUPERMAN:....And thats for having such a successful film in TDK that WB thought a dark Superman film would be a hit as well. Try it you said, go dark you said...(POW)

SUPERMAN: And this is for this ridiculous new suit i'm wearing. They'll love it you said. Like he11!! Your fault!! (WHAM)

SUPERMAN: and this is for.......

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[X Knight]

great stuff guys!!

here's another one:

Superman: "We forgot donuts........."

Batman: "..........."

 

[ElDuderino]

Since we're doing the Batman/Superman jokes...

 

[X Knight]

Since we're doing the Batman/Superman jokes...

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

lol

 

[X Knight]

Superman (covering eyes): "I'm not looking........I'm not looking.......I'm not looking......"

Batman: ".............Nice a**.........."

Superman: "I heard that!!" POW!!

Batman (covering eyes): "I can't see.......I can't see.......I can't see....."

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

People: LOOK....ITS SUPERBOY.....my he's gotten big

Clark: ...........I'm SUPERMAN!!!!

People:...oh silly Superboy, dont go saying that, wont the real Superman get angry when he finds out

Clark:.....I AM THE REAL SUPERMAN

People:.....teenagers....they grow up so fast, but my my my, all that lying they do seems to stick

Clark:......**** YOU DAN DIDIO!!!!!

"oh man, this Lex Luthor guy.....you dont want to piss him off, I heard that one time he slapped a guy so hard his face came off"

 

[X Knight]

Superman ( waves his hand and uses Jedi Mind Trick ): "You are not the g*****n Batman. You are not the center of attention in the DC universe. You WILL relinquish the #1 spot to me.....and ONLY to me."

Batman: "I am not the g*****n Batman. I am not the center of attention in the DC universe. I WILL relinquish the #1 spot to y.........I......I........I AM THE G*****N BATMAN!! I AM the center of attention in the DC univers. I WILL NEVER relinquish my #1 spot to you......especially to you!! Ha!! Your cheap parlor tricks won't work on me, Clark! "

Superman: "Sigh........Bruce. I didn't want to do this. But you give me no other choice."

( Superman's hands suddenly glow with fantastic energy.... )

Superman: "HADOUKEN!!"

( In a flash of light, Batman is blasted into Gotham Bay. )

Superman: "Is it done? Is the nightmare over? Can I....."

Batman: "You will never beat me. I am the G*****N BA......."

Superman: "SHORYUKEN!!"

Batman: "Nooooooooo........I will have my revenge........."

Superman ( flashes peace sign and jumps up and down like a giddy schoolgirl ): "I did it!!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

The framework for most comic book fan conversations:

SUPERMAN: "Did you like the recent [insert name] and [insert name] run?"

BATMAN: "I liked [insert name]'s art, but thought [insert name]'s writing was crap. He can't write dialogue."

SUPERMAN: "Did you hear they're going to reboot the series?"

BATMAN: "I'd be OK with that, as long as [insert name] heads the project. But [insert name] is probably going to be writing. [insert name of comic book company] don't know what the hell they're doing."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Superman and Batman follow the production of a superhero movie.

SUPERMAN: "Well, I guess Lois is finally cast. That took long enough."

BATMAN: "Tell me about it."

SUPERMAN: "Guess we'll keep waiting and checking for news."

BATMAN: "Yep."

A long time later:

SUPERMAN: "If I have to look at another fan manip or read another fan rant, I'm going to stab myself with kryptonite."

BATMAN: "This is starting to get incredibly repetitive and dull. What do you say we go about our lives and watch the film when it finally hits theaters?"

SUPERMAN: "That's a good idea."