The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Lol

Thanks

 

[X Knight]

Clark: "Finally!! I'm free!! Lois and that b*****d child of mine will never find me out here. I should have just stayed in space looking for Krypton.......sigh........"

 

[Panthro]

Clark: "Finally!! I'm free!! Lois and that b*****d child of mine will never find me out here. I should have just stayed in space looking for Krypton.......sigh........"

 

[KalMart]

Four boats...four pink-slips...all before finishing a single season. You never really can imagine what it's like to loose your dream...until you've lost it. Clark found himself curiously thinking about his childhood...that first day his parents took him to Red Lobster. He remembered the intoxicating aroma of crab that filled his nostrils, then penetrated to the deepest crevices of his soul like a spirit released from purgatory. It started a flame that would rage for years...unstoppable and irresistible...until he arrived in Alaska...until that rudest of awakenings when he discovered that real crab didn't grow on trees in shrink-wrapped cubes...they came from the sea...and they looked like spiders.

And he HATED spiders.

That November, Clark lost more than his dream...he lost his appetite. The Bering Sea was indeed a cruel mistress. Crab fishing just wasn't going to happen.

After a week of spending what little he made consoling his wounded passion at the town pub, it was time to man up and go home. Maybe try that thing that Dad talked about...public service or something in Metropolis, hard to remember...Mom just called and said she has new pajamas for me...or something, sheesh my head....never drinking again, ever....!

 

[Panthro]

CLARK: "Hmm... did I remember to DVR Game of Thrones before I left..."

 

[KalMart]

Fed up with everything...with Lois, with the paper, with everyone wanting his help but envying him....Clark withdrew from being a hero, and from being a member of society. All purpose had left his life...all he wanted was to be alone....to stand still and get what little comfort and warmth he could...from peeing in his pants.

But it wasn't long until that lost its appeal as well.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I told you just because Lois is off limits that does not give you the right to knock up Lana!"

 

[manofsteel4life]

Lol...another good one.....it's always funny for some reason when batmans included

 

[Panthro]

Thanks.

SUPERMAN: "We make our stand now, or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper."

 

[kal-elrebooted]

cavill: Zack i need the red trunks

zack: Why the suit is awesome?

cavill: But my package needs to be covered it will be a distraction from my
performance!

zack:come on how big could it be?

cavill: This big

zack:...oh

epic

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Seriously guys, you're making a much bigger deal out of the trunks Vs. no trunks thing. Have you all forgotten that when I first appeared my S-insignia was more of a triangle than a pentagon, my boots were barely there ballet shoes, the yellow S on the back of my cape was all over the place as any given combination of red/yellow or blue/yellow until it finally became all yellow in the 60s, then the size of my insignia changed over the years, then I wore that black costume, then I went electric blue and now... no trunks. It's just evolution man."

 

[elgaz]

Jan 24th, 2012 - Zack Snyder responds to questions about his new Man Of Steel Movie

"................ no, we're taking a totally different angle from Superman Returns. A lot of people weren't happy with Bryan's decision to have Superman gone for 5 years, and then come back to find that Lois has bore him a son while he's been away. So we thought, you know, let's take a new approach ........ let's shake it up a little bit! And me and Henry [Cavill] sat down, we pitched a few ideas, and we came up with something which kinda resonated with both of us.

In Man of Steel, Lois will be gone for 5 years while working as a missionary in New Guinea. And when she returns to Metropolis, she'll find that Superman has had a kid while she's been gone. It's new territory for me, but it's exciting and I think audiences are going to love it....."

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehehehehe

 

[Rowsdower!]

Cavill: Hi folks! Be sure to catch Man of Steel in 2013, starring me, Henry Cavill, and little Joey here.

Sandusky: Oooooh, I'm definitely going to see this movie now!

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "So if I had done Batman Begins I would have had to put up with Katie Holmes... but I would have eventually gotten Maggie Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway and Marion Cotilliard... hmm... then again I do get Amy Adams..."

 

[manofsteel4life]

Cavill: Hi folks! Be sure to catch Man of Steel in 2013, starring me, Henry Cavill, and little Joey here.

Sandusky: Oooooh, I'm definitely going to see this movie now!

That's so wrong....I would have used that old man that loves chris in family guy lol

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I'm sorry Mr. Brady, but it looks like you won't be going to the Super-Bowl after all."

 

[X Knight]

( After his 1st meeting with Lois, Clark was so lovestruck that all of his mental capacities shut down. Feeling overwhelmed with such emotion, Clark quit his new job at the Daily Planet and withdrew from the world to a quiet fishing village in Alaska. Soon, he began neglecting his appearance, shirking his duties, even questioning his purpose in life........all he could think about was...........Dat A**!! )

 

[Lily Adler]

Good one.

 

[X Knight]

Good one.

thanks!

 

[Panthro]

( After his 1st meeting with Lois, Clark was so lovestruck that all of his mental capacities shut down. Feeling overwhelmed with such emotion, Clark quit his new job at the Daily Planet and withdrew from the world to a quiet fishing village in Alaska. Soon, he began neglecting his appearance, shirking his duties, even questioning his purpose in life........all he could think about was...........Dat A**!! )

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Oops. I bwoke it.........tee-hee!"

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "What's wrong Bruce, something on your mind?"

Batman: "All those days, chasing down a daydream......"

Superman: "Wait.....what? I thought being Batman was your life mission?"

Batman: "All those years, living in a blur..........."

Superman: "What a stupid nickname that was, I don't why I chose that...."

Batman: "All that time, never truly seeing things the way they were......."

Superman: "Hey.....you were the one who thought white lenses were so teh badass. I tried to tell you, but you......"

Batman: "And at last, I see the light......."

Superman: "Well it's about ******* time. I mean, you spend all day in the Batcave for crying out loud."

Batman: "And it's like the fog is lifted......"

Superman: "Eh?? It's clear skies tonight......wtf??"

Batman: "And at last, I see the light......."

Superman: "You just said that!"

Batman: "And it's like the sky is new......."

Superman: "Uh....nope. The sky looks the same........"

Batman: "And it's warm and real and bright......."

Superman: "You take vacations in the Sun, too?"

Batman: "And the world has somehow shifted......."

Superman: "I don't feel anything........"

Batman: "All at once, everything is different......."

Superman: "What are you ta.....I don't even........."

Batman: "Now that I see you......."

Superman: "Ewwwwwww...........PERVERT!!" (Punches Batman into space.)

Batman ( flying in space ): "Now that I see you........"

(For extra brownie points, can you name the movie I referenced?)

 

[hulk24]

epic

i try

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "What's wrong Bruce, something on your mind?"

Batman: "All those days, chasing down a daydream......"

Superman: "Wait.....what? I thought being Batman was your life mission?"

Batman: "All those years, living in a blur..........."

Superman: "What a stupid nickname that was, I don't why I chose that...."

Batman: "All that time, never truly seeing things the way they were......."

Superman: "Hey.....you were the one who thought white lenses were so teh badass. I tried to tell you, but you......"

Batman: "And at last, I see the light......."

Superman: "Well it's about ******* time. I mean, you spend all day in the Batcave for crying out loud."

Batman: "And it's like the fog is lifted......"

Superman: "Eh?? It's clear skies tonight......wtf??"

Batman: "And at last, I see the light......."

Superman: "You just said that!"

Batman: "And it's like the sky is new......."

Superman: "Uh....nope. The sky looks the same........"

Batman: "And it's warm and real and bright......."

Superman: "You take vacations in the Sun, too?"

Batman: "And the world has somehow shifted......."

Superman: "I don't feel anything........"

Batman: "All at once, everything is different......."

Superman: "What are you ta.....I don't even........."

Batman: "Now that I see you......."

Superman: "Ewwwwwww...........PERVERT!!" (Punches Batman into space.)

Batman ( flying in space ): "Now that I see you........"

(For extra brownie points, can you name the movie I referenced?)

I can't place the dialogue but it's still funny as Hell.