The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[manofsteel4life]

Supes face in that pic gives me the creeps for some reason....it's all deformed and everything...reminds of that horror movie, I think it's called the mirror or something? Where everytime you take a pic your face looks like that and then I think you die a couple days later? I'm bad at remembering movie names as you can see lol

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Hey Macarena!"

 

[ultimatefan]

RANDOM WOMAN: Dear God, you're Superman, aren't you? How did you end up like this?
CLARK: Please, don't use that name, I can't repeat it. The estate of Siegel and Schuster won all the rights over me. I can't use my super powers anymore, or I'll be sued. I can't be a reporter, or I'll be sued. I can't even wear my costume. And God forbid they discover the silver age story where I was a "super bum" for a while, or I'm gonna lose THIS gig too...

 

[moe]

how does superman shave? a question once answered by sheldon cooper.

 

[Panthro]

RANDOM WOMAN: Dear God, you're Superman, aren't you? How did you end up like this?
CLARK: Please, don't use that name, I can't repeat it. The estate of Siegel and Schuster won all the rights over me. I can't use my super powers anymore, or I'll be sued. I can't be a reporter, or I'll be sued. I can't even wear my costume. And God forbid they discover the silver age story where I was a "super bum" for a while, or I'm gonna lose THIS gig too...

The Estate of Siegel & Schuster is EVIL.

 

[dnno1]

 

[Panthro]

 

[Panthro]

LEX LUTHOR: "Why was the Spectacular Spider-Man cancelled?! Why?!"
THE QUESTION: "Ow! Dude! That was- OW! At least two years ago- OW! Let go already- OW!"

 

[X Knight]

nice ones guys!! t:

here's another:

Superman: "Damian asked you to pick up his Mass Effect 3 preorder at Gamestop, didn't he?"

Batman: "Yep."

Superman: "So.......why am I here? And why are we parking so far away?"

Batman: "You will take this receipt. Secure the game. And deliver it to me. And take this, too. If anything goes wrong, press this button and I will send for backup."

( Superman gets out of the Batmobile )

Batman ( calling after him ): "And don't forget the preorder bonus codes!!"

Superman: "Yeah....yeah....yeah......you don't have to yell........I have superhearing after all........"

( 35 minutes later......Superman returns with the game )

Batman: "What took you so long?"

Superman: "Sorry......there was a big line.....about 20 people in front of me......."

Batman: "But......you're Superman....."

Superman: "Yeah so........I can't cut in front of the line.....that would be rude!"

Batman: "Well, it doesn't matter. Did you get the game?"

Superman: "Of course." ( hands Batman the game )

Batman: "............"

Superman: "What's wrong?"

Batman: "You were supposed to pick up the Collector's Edition. This is the Standard Edition."

Superman: "You didn't specify. I gave the guy the receipt and he handed me that."

Batman: "Well......you are to return this inferior product to the store and exchange it for the Collector's Edition!"

Superman: "I can't. They're all out of Collector's Editions."

Batman: "What??!! And how do you know that??!! And where are you going??!!"

Superman: "Going to play Mass Effect 3.......Collector's Edition.......they said it was the last one in the store, too!"

Batman: "But........you didn't even preorder it!! How could they sell you the Collector's Edition??!!"

Superman: "Oh please.........I'm Superman. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go continue my romance with Tali. Finally, they're going to reveal her face!! And, Dem Hips!! Bye!!" ( Superman flies off )

Batman: "Son of a *****!!"

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[manofsteel4life]

Lmao

 

[Prime]

Hahaha, good one XEdge. t: And Superman likes Tali ey? Well I am 100% Loyal to Liara. She's the best.

 

[Panthro]

nice ones guys!! t:

here's another:

Superman: "Damian asked you to pick up his Mass Effect 3 preorder at Gamestop, didn't he?"

Batman: "Yep."

Superman: "So.......why am I here? And why are we parking so far away?"

Batman: "You will take this receipt. Secure the game. And deliver it to me. And take this, too. If anything goes wrong, press this button and I will send for backup."

( Superman gets out of the Batmobile )

Batman ( calling after him ): "And don't forget the preorder bonus codes!!"

Superman: "Yeah....yeah....yeah......you don't have to yell........I have superhearing after all........"

( 35 minutes later......Superman returns with the game )

Batman: "What took you so long?"

Superman: "Sorry......there was a big line.....about 20 people in front of me......."

Batman: "But......you're Superman....."

Superman: "Yeah so........I can't cut in front of the line.....that would be rude!"

Batman: "Well, it doesn't matter. Did you get the game?"

Superman: "Of course." ( hands Batman the game )

Batman: "............"

Superman: "What's wrong?"

Batman: "You were supposed to pick up the Collector's Edition. This is the Standard Edition."

Superman: "You didn't specify. I gave the guy the receipt and he handed me that."

Batman: "Well......you are to return this inferior product to the store and exchange it for the Collector's Edition!"

Superman: "I can't. They're all out of Collector's Editions."

Batman: "What??!! And how do you know that??!! And where are you going??!!"

Superman: "Going to play Mass Effect 3.......Collector's Edition.......they said it was the last one in the store, too!"

Batman: "But........you didn't even preorder it!! How could they sell you the Collector's Edition??!!"

Superman: "Oh please.........I'm Superman. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go continue my romance with Tali. Finally, they're going to reveal her face!! And, Dem Hips!! Bye!!" ( Superman flies off )

Batman: "Son of a *****!!"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Mad Love]

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

LEX LUTHOR: I´m gonna wipe that stupid smile off your face!!
THE QUESTION: Uh, you´re joking, right?

 

[manofsteel4life]

 

[Panthro]

LEX LUTHOR: I´m gonna wipe that stupid smile off your face!!
THE QUESTION: Uh, you´re joking, right?

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LEX LUTHOR: "How dare they criticize the live action Bat-suits being body armor while the Captain America movie costume from First Avenger also had body armor on it?! Why?! Answer me damn it!!!!"

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Panthro]

Thanks

LEX LUTHOR: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You... Broke... My... Heart!"

 

[manofsteel4life]

Lol you guys are hilarious man

 

[Panthro]

Thanks we try. t:

LEX LUTHOR: "How dare you read Twilight when no one's looking! What kind of a man are you anyway?!"
QUESTION: "A man in touch with- OW! His feminine si- OW!"

 

[X Knight]