The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[X Knight]

Superman ( looks at Batman suspiciously ): "Who are you and how did you find me?"

Batman: "............"

Superman: "Who ARE you and how did you find me?"

Batman: "I'm............Batman. And......you are riding in the Batmobile with me."

Superman: "All right....... 'Batman'.........what do you want with my hair? To cut it?

Batman: "What??!!" ( Batman thinking: "Pffftt.....I've already tried cutting it..... ")

Superman: "To sell it?"

Batman: "No!" ( Batman thinking: "Although I could make a fortune selling your hair on the black market. Imagine how much crime I could fight with that money.......I....." )

Superman: "Wait......you don't want my hair??"

Batman: "Why on earth would I want your hair??" ( Batman thinking: "Even though I would love to have your hair to study it or profit from it." )

( Batman take off his cowl )

Batman: "Look. It's me, Bruce. I was driving along, saw you standing on the curb with your cup of coffee, and offered you a ride home. End of story!"

Superman: "Oh, Bruce........Sorry.......I guess I'm just a little bit JUMPY......after what Lex did with my strand of hair......y'know.....stealing it to create Nuclear Man......."

Batman: "Hmmm......it would probably be best if we avoid creating anymore evil clones from you hair."

Superman: "Yeah........that would probably be best."

( Batman puts his cowl back on )

Superman: "GAH!! Foul creature of the night!! Where did you come from??!! What did you do with Bruce??!! Who are you, and how did you find me?? What do you want with my hair........"

Batman ( thinking ): "Sigh......not this **** again........"

Batman: "Ok!! Ok!! Yes!! I want to cut your hair!! Yes!! I want to sell it and make a fortune!! And Yes!! I want to grind your hair down into a rejuvenating facial mask!!"

Superman: "No!! You wouldn't!! "

Batman: "Oh yes!! I would!! "

Superman: "You......you monstrous B*****D!! I will NEVER let you use my hair!!! "

( Superman flies away, crying like a little girl )

Batman ( takes a satisfying sip of Superman's coffee ): "Ahhh........alone at last..........."

 

[Panthro]

Superman ( looks at Batman suspiciously ): "Who are you and how did you find me?"

Batman: "............"

Superman: "Who ARE you and how did you find me?"

Batman: "I'm............Batman. And......you are riding in the Batmobile with me."

Superman: "All right....... 'Batman'.........what do you want with my hair? To cut it?

Batman: "What??!!" ( Batman thinking: "Pffftt.....I've already tried cutting it..... ")

Superman: "To sell it?"

Batman: "No!" ( Batman thinking: "Although I could make a fortune selling your hair on the black market. Imagine how much crime I could fight with that money.......I....." )

Superman: "Wait......you don't want my hair??"

Batman: "Why on earth would I want your hair??" ( Batman thinking: "Even though I would love to have your hair to study it or profit from it." )

( Batman take off his cowl )

Batman: "Look. It's me, Bruce. I was driving along, saw you standing on the curb with your cup of coffee, and offered you a ride home. End of story!"

Superman: "Oh, Bruce........Sorry.......I guess I'm just a little bit JUMPY......after what Lex did with my strand of hair......y'know.....stealing it to create Nuclear Man......."

Batman: "Hmmm......it would probably be best if we avoid creating anymore evil clones from you hair."

Superman: "Yeah........that would probably be best."

( Batman puts his cowl back on )

Superman: "GAH!! Foul creature of the night!! Where did you come from??!! What did you do with Bruce??!! Who are you, and how did you find me?? What do you want with my hair........"

Batman ( thinking ): "Sigh......not this **** again........"

Batman: "Ok!! Ok!! Yes!! I want to cut your hair!! Yes!! I want to sell it and make a fortune!! And Yes!! I want to grind your hair down into a rejuvenating facial mask!!"

Superman: "No!! You wouldn't!! "

Batman: "Oh yes!! I would!! "

Superman: "You......you monstrous B*****D!! I will NEVER let you use my hair!!! "

( Superman flies away, crying like a little girl )

Batman ( takes a satisfying sip of Superman's coffee ): "Ahhh........alone at last..........."

Bwahahahahahaha, oh the things men do for coffee...

 

[Panthro]

SNYDER: "Is that Lindsay Lohan?"
GUY WITH GLASSES: "Oh my God she's gonna jump because her SNL hosting job got mixed responses at best!"
CAVILL: "No! Don't do it Lindsay! We still believe you can turn your life around even if you never completely regain the popularity you once had!"

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "You know, I knew he smelled, but I never thought that Robin would ever actually lay an egg."

 

[dnno1]

Cavil: don't worry, I'll take care of it.

Cavil: "There ya go!"

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "You know, I knew he smelled, but I never thought that Robin would ever actually lay an egg."

Hehehehehe

 

[X Knight]

And on that day, young Clark Kent learned a painful, yet valuable, lesson. Never, EVER, invest money in one of Lex's real estate land schemes. Or you will end up poor, destitute, in the middle of nowhere, with a slightly bewildered look on your face.........

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Y'know Bruce. If hostile aliens ever attacked Earth......we'd all be pretty much screwed."

Batman: "Yeah.....we probably would........wait. Aren't you an alien yourself?"

Superman: "I am."

Batman: "Well.......wouldn't you defend the Earth from a hostile alien invasion?"

Superman: "Oh please. Do you think I would be able to hold off an entire alien armada? Heh. I'd just offer you up as a sacrificial lamb."

Batman: "Thanks."

Superman: "And if that didn't work......well, I'd just take an extended vacation in the Sun, where it's warm and toasty."

Batman: "But........what about Lois? You just can't abandon her!"

Superman: "Since the relaunch, we're not married anymore, and we're not even dating, so........"

Batman: "That is true. But what about your parents?"

Superman: "They're already dead."

Batman: "And Kara?"

Superman: "She's a big girl. She can handle herself."

Batman: "And Conner?"

Superman: "Oh......you mean the clone? He doesn't even exist to me."

Batman: "Wow!! I.......I guess we really are screwed..........."

Superman: "Yep!"

 

[Panthro]

And on that day, young Clark Kent learned a painful, yet valuable, lesson. Never, EVER, invest money in one of Lex's real estate land schemes. Or you will end up poor, destitute, in the middle of nowhere, with a slightly bewildered look on your face.........

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

The other one's funny too Edge.

 

[X Knight]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

The other one's funny too Edge.

Thanks Panthro!! yours are great too!!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "What the fans don't know is that I'm the one who conspired to delay the debut of Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes season 2 until this April because I was counting on the break to kill the show's ratings & popularity!"
LOIS: "Oh Clark, you're such an evil bastard!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

LEX LUTHOR: YOU dare mock me for having no HAIR?! YOU?!

 

[X Knight]

nice ones, guys!! t:

Batman: "Yes. I laid this giant egg. Now **** off!!"

 

[Panthro]

nice ones, guys!! t:

Batman: "Yes. I laid this giant egg. Now **** off!!"

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys

LEX LUTHOR: YOU dare mock me for having no HAIR?! YOU?!

Hahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Release my teaser with TDKR or I'll drop this on you!"

 

[BH/HHH]

SUPERMAN: "Release my teaser with TDKR or I'll drop this on you!"

Love it

 

[Panthro]

Thanks

BATMAN: "Yes, I will be painting this for Easter."

 

[manofsteel4life]

SUPERMAN: "Release my teaser with TDKR or I'll drop this on you!"

Lol

 

[Panthro]

Thanks

LEX LUTHOR: "How dare you say Wolverine Origins was better than the Dark Knight!"

 

[ultimatefan]

HATCHER: hAHAHA, I´ll go on to do the megahit show Desperate Housewives and the best you´ll get is to host a stupid Believe It Or Not remake!
CAIN: Not if I drop you twenty stores down first, you ditzy b****!

 

[manofsteel4life]

 

[Panthro]

HATCHER: hAHAHA, I´ll go on to do the megahit show Desperate Housewives and the best you´ll get is to host a stupid Believe It Or Not remake!
CAIN: Not if I drop you twenty stores down first, you ditzy b****!

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CAIN: "I just got done posting a bunch of totally false rumors about MOS on the net! The fanboys are eating it up and going rabid!"
HATCHER: ""

 

[manofsteel4life]

Lmao...so your lexicaliber!!