The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[dnno1]

More stuff form HISE:

 

[Rockstar]

Cheers to the losers.

 

[Panthro]

JOE MANGANIELLO: "Non? No but I get that a lot."

JOE MANGANIELLO: "Why yes, I will be playing Non in the sequel."

 

[dnno1]

 

[manofsteel4life]

Hahaaha

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe

 

[dnno1]

It figures that a smart remark would come from Spider-Man.

 

[Rockstar]

Fear my almighty vagina sheild.

Suddenly my suit doesn't look as redundant.

 

[Panthro]

Fear my almighty vagina sheild.

Suddenly my suit doesn't look as redundant.

Hehehe

Whoever drew that panel didn't do a very good job with Supergilr's face.

 

[BlueLantern]

Why has she got an oversized diaphragm sticking out of her yoo-hoo?

Despite attempting to support the new super-suits, I gotta admit, they ****ing suck. The Earth 2 suit for Supes is way better than the DCnU one.

 

[ultimatefan]

great stuff guys.

Batman: Let´s see if Hulk is so tough with a missing testicle...

 

[Panthro]

great stuff guys.

Batman: Let´s see if Hulk is so tough with a missing testicle...

Hehehehehe

 

[Mad Love]

Wow that looks like transvestite Supergirl. I guess that artist doesn't draw females a lot.

 

[ultimatefan]

CLARK: On the bright side, I´ll take this codpiece over the Schumacher movies Batman and Robin ones any day of the week. And I won´t mind nipples either...

 

[Panthro]

CLARK: On the bright side, I´ll take this codpiece over the Schumacher movies Batman and Robin ones any day of the week. And I won´t mind nipples either...

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

This one is similar to one I did a looooong time ago, but I couldn´t resist:

SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No.

SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No.

SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No. And why are you pestering me? I´m not a producer or a WB executive.

SUPERMAN: But you´re the "king of DC" on movies and TV, aren´t you?
BATMAN: Hmmm, I guess so.

SUPERMAN: So, can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No.

 

[Panthro]

This one is similar to one I did a looooong time ago, but I couldn´t resist:

SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No.

SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No.

SUPERMAN: Can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No. And why are you pestering me? I´m not a producer or a WB executive.

SUPERMAN: But you´re the "king of DC" on movies and TV, aren´t you?
BATMAN: Hmmm, I guess so.

SUPERMAN: So, can I get a teaser trailer now?
BATMAN: No.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Superman & Batman discuss "Immortals" after watching it again on Blu-Ray -

SUPERMAN: "So what did you think of Immortals Bruce?"
BATMAN: "Much like 300, perhaps even more so, 'Immortals' is at its best when being an eye popping off the wall visual extravaganza full of spectacular fights and fancy CGI, with some beautiful women thrown in for good measure. Probably shouldn't be surprising given that it was produced by the same people who produced 300 and even apparently stole some of the same CGI backgrounds & ripped off the same choreography."
SUPERMAN: "And the cast?"
BATMAN: "About as good as one can expect. You're soon to be next live action embodiment, Henry Cavill of the Tudors fame, brings more heroic nobility to the film than it probably deserves, but Mickey Rourke is painfully ineffectual as the villain Hyperion, with that dull, monotone voice failing and portly beer belly failing to strike fear into the audience. On the bright side, Isabel Lucas and Frieda Pinto are both easy on the eyes."
SUPERMAN: "That they are, that they are."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So... before Sony axed him or he walked away or whatever Sam Raimi seriously wanted to take the character of Black Cat, AKA: Felicia Hardy, and change her into the Vulturess, daughter of the Vulture, just to avoid the obvious Catwoman comparisons?"
BATMAN: "Apparently, yes."
SUPERMAN: "That's f***ed up."
BATMAN: "Yes. Yes it is."
SUPERMAN: "And it's probably better that didn't happen. That would have just pissed fans off and resulted in centuries of flame wars."
BATMAN: "Yes, yes it is. Especially since I got Anne Hathaway out of the deal."
SUPERMAN: "Lucky bastard."

 

[dnno1]

Batman: "Looks like it's time to get out of here" *looks to communicator on gauntlet*
Batman: "Alfred, send the batwing!."

Superman: "Oh, oh, it looks like that contraption is going to hit that military vehicle. Innocent lives could be at stake here. This looks like a job..."

Superman: "FOR SUPERMAN!"

Batman: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

BOOM!

SSSSHBLAMM!

Superman: "Another job well done."

 

[manofsteel4life]

Lol

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, especially the dnno1 one!

Look ma, no wires!

Look ma, no oxygen!

Look ma, no screen presence!

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "Looks like it's time to get out of here" *looks to communicator on gauntlet*
Batman: "Alfred, send the batwing!."

Superman: "Oh, oh, it looks like that contraption is going to hit that military vehicle. Innocent lives could be at stake here. This looks like a job..."

Superman: "FOR SUPERMAN!"

Batman: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

BOOM!

SSSSHBLAMM!

Superman: "Another job well done."

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff, especially the dnno1 one!

Look ma, no wires!

Look ma, no oxygen!

Look ma, no screen presence!

Hehehehehe