The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Rockstar]

Great stuff, especially the dnno1 one!

Look ma, no wires!

Look ma, no oxygen!

Look ma, no screen presence!

*reads post*

*thinks*

Yep..

 

[Panthro]

*reads post*

*thinks*

Yep..

Hehe, aw poor Routh...

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "Gerard Butler's stunt double from 300? No, but I get that a lot."

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: "Yeah, I was Superman... once. Ah those were the days, when I was young and reckless and thought all I needed was one big film to conquer Hollywood and then the world. Turns out that's not how it works..."

 

[jaymes_e06]

Song in backround as walking down the road:

I'm sexy and I know it....

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle...

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: "Argh, I specifically asked for shaken, not stirred!"

 

[jaymes_e06]

^Que the Cheers Theme.

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: Hey I´m researching for a role. I play a washed up actor who once had a big break playing a heroic character, but got screwed cuz I didn´t fight anybody and had an ilegitimate son and... ah just lleave me alone yoo vulture!

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: Hey I´m researching for a role. I play a washed up actor who once had a big break playing a heroic character, but got screwed cuz I didn´t fight anybody and had an ilegitimate son and... ah just lleave me alone yoo vulture!

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great follow ups!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: C´mon, at one point Adam West and William Shatner were washed up typecast actors too, and now you see them everywhere! Of course they´re, like, a hundred now, but I´m a patient guy...

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[KalMart]

Man at the end of the bar: Hey, y'know that guy over there played Superman.

Girl: I know....so anyway, you're a Libra, and into model airplanes....?

 

[Panthro]

Man at the end of the bar: Hey, y'know that guy over there played Superman.

Girl: I know....so anyway, you're a Libra, and into model airplanes....?

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: C´mon, at one point Adam West and William Shatner were washed up typecast actors too, and now you see them everywhere! Of course they´re, like, a hundred now, but I´m a patient guy...

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, and cool one Kalmart!

 

[ultimatefan]

Hey, here´s a cool idea for a movie I can star on! A Cocktail remake! No? How about Coyote Ugly, but with dudes instead of the chicks... all right, all right, just a suggestion. Barfly it is then, let me start the research...

 

[Panthro]

Hey, here´s a cool idea for a movie I can star on! A Cocktail remake! No? How about Coyote Ugly, but with dudes instead of the chicks... all right, all right, just a suggestion. Barfly it is then, let me start the research...

Hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks.

Suicide by overdose? Nah, I didn´t get big enough for the media to make enough hoopla about that... F*** a bigger celebrity? Nah, no A-listers would want to do me right now... A big comeback role? Nah, I haven´t been enough time out of the radar for it to be called that... Okay then, an endless line of guest appearances on lame sitcoms and formulaic procedural dramas will have to do...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks.

Suicide by overdose? Nah, I didn´t get big enough for the media to make enough hoopla about that... F*** a bigger celebrity? Nah, no A-listers would want to do me right now... A big comeback role? Nah, I haven´t been enough time out of the radar for it to be called that... Okay then, an endless line of guest appearances on lame sitcoms and formulaic procedural dramas will have to do...

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Prime]

Hehehe, nice, ultimatefan, keep them coming.

 

[elgaz]

The last time I was in a bar ................ there was a shuttle launch failure, I changed into Superman, saved the shuttle, saved the plane and it's inhabitants, and set it down in a baseball field while the whole world applauded me. I was on newspapers. I was on talk shows. I had people shaking my hand everywhere, and everyone wanted to meet me.

Now there's a new guy in town, and I can't get even get some frigging hot nuts.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, cool stuff.

Yes, the biggest thing I did since SR was being a bad guy on Chuck, now stop tubbing it in my face!

 

[Panthro]

The last time I was in a bar ................ there was a shuttle launch failure, I changed into Superman, saved the shuttle, saved the plane and it's inhabitants, and set it down in a baseball field while the whole world applauded me. I was on newspapers. I was on talk shows. I had people shaking my hand everywhere, and everyone wanted to meet me.

Now there's a new guy in town, and I can't get even get some frigging hot nuts.

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Thanks, cool stuff.

Yes, the biggest thing I did since SR was being a bad guy on Chuck, now stop tubbing it in my face!

Hahahahahahaha