The Official TIH Merchandise Thread

[Bubonic]

Supposedly, this doesn't match up with the final version. Check out a thread over at CHUD.com for more info.

The face is so awful.
But then again all these toys are awful.
All they Hulk merchandise is pure crap.

I don't know why they let these companies mess with their characters.
Marvel should swallow its pride and let Mcfarlane make these toys.

 

[ArtTeacher]

They ****en come out on the 3rd you worthless piece of **** but some stores might have them out eariler if your lucky now sit your ass down and shut the **** up!

I love how this is allowed (and happens quite often) and yet if you wonder if someone is making something up (and then try to defend yourself) you're banned.

So, since this type of thing is allowed, Silver Knight you are quite possibly the biggest piece of immature crap on planet Earth. I would rather spit blood from my eyes than to admit that the human race has spawned the likes of you.

 

[Kirmit]

Supposedly, this doesn't match up with the final version. Check out a thread over at CHUD.com for more info.

Wow that is pretty darn terrible, what kid would want to own something that looked like that? He doesn't even have ears .

 

[Bubonic]

Wow that is pretty darn terrible, what kid would want to own something that looked like that? He doesn't even have ears .

Well I've own toys without ears and loved them just fine... (dinosaurs, skeletons warrior dudes, ninja turtles...)
It just really is a crap toy making company... They spent more time on the packaging then the toy.
*****e-bags.

 

[Kirmit]

Well I've own toys without ears and loved them just fine... (dinosaurs, skeletons warrior dudes, ninja turtles...)
It just really is a crap toy making company... They spent more time on the packaging then the toy.
*****e-bags.

Lol, no kid would want it because it looks like crap (literally), you get better toys from a happy meal. I miss the abomb ears they defined the look of the character, so instead of scaling down the ears or even giving him normal ears they've taken the ears off completely .

 

[HULKFish]

The face is so awful.
But then again all these toys are awful.
All they Hulk merchandise is pure crap.

I don't know why they let these companies mess with their characters.
Marvel should swallow its pride and let Mcfarlane make these toys.

SCREW McFarlane and his unarticulated impressions ToyBiz was reinventing the action figure... They should've stayed with ToyBiz! We'd have an awesome line of highly articulated figs to enjoy!

 

[Silver Knight]

I love how this is allowed (and happens quite often) and yet if you wonder if someone is making something up (and then try to defend yourself) you're banned.

So, since this type of thing is allowed, Silver Knight you are quite possibly the biggest piece of immature crap on planet Earth. I would rather spit blood from my eyes than to admit that the human race has spawned the likes of you.

Go home newbie.

 

[ArtTeacher]

Go home newbie.

I'd love to respond...but I can't.
I've been utterly devastated by the ownage you just dished out.

"Go home newbie."

Why didn't I think of that?
Why, Lord, WHY?!!?

I vow to study up on my comebacks.
I promise to raise my A-game to the caliber of your classic retort.

Today is a day I hang my head in shame.

 

[Silver Knight]

No one gives a **** about you or what you have to say.

If I were you I would stop. Im not one day you want to mess with.

 

[ArtTeacher]

No one gives a **** about you or what you have to say.

If I were you I would stop. Im not one day you want to mess with.

Threats! Of course! How could I be so blind?! If I want to gain any type of respect around here, not only do I have to be a pompous little anti-Christ, but I ALSO need to throw around threats!

Thank you, Silver Knight, for giving me the recipe for Prick.
We'll eat like kings.

 

[Silver Knight]

Reported.

 

[Hunter Rider]

^^ Thanks, now you can join each other in taking 3 days off.

 

[Showtime]

Well that was taken care of.

 

[Bubonic]

SCREW McFarlane and his unarticulated impressions ToyBiz was reinventing the action figure... They should've stayed with ToyBiz! We'd have an awesome line of highly articulated figs to enjoy!

Keep the articulated toys for the 4+ crowd.

McFarlane has some phenomenal looking sculpts in his collection, I get enjoyment out of looking at nice things, I don't sit in my bathtub and try to enact how things would of turned out if the Hulk was in POTC.

If I had that magical cupboard, I'd enjoy toys much more.
But for the time being I just want mini sculptures that are masterfully crafted, or at least a McFarlane figure that at least resembles what its supposed to.

Then again, I'm apt to settle for a daily bj and say to hell with toys.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Well that was taken care of.

You want some too, smart guy? Take 3 days off.

 

[Nivek]

It's a mad house!! People are dropping like flies!

 

[Showtime]

You want some too, smart guy? Take 3 days off.

HAHA

 

[goldenchylde]

The face is so awful.
But then again all these toys are awful.
All they Hulk merchandise is pure crap.

I don't know why they let these companies mess with their characters.
Marvel should swallow its pride and let Mcfarlane make these toys.

We've got to keep in mind these toys are for little kids, even tho some of us older kids collect them their purpose is for playing. Mcfarlane toys look great but they are pretty much mini plastic statues with 1 maybe two joints and smell of toxic paint. Its not something you can really play with especially for younger kids its something you put on display and stare at...I'd love a mcfarlane hulk toy right about now, but if i was 6 it'd be of no use to me. I don't think the toy in the pic looks so great but a lot of that has to do with how soft it looks, not enough detail in the sculpt and the paint job is lazy. In terms of the characters its not like the comics but i can dig this version he looks big and strong but not hulk-like, if banners upset cuz part of his humanity is lost Blonsky looks like he'll be doubly upset so he'll be chasing hulk not only cuz that's his target but because he's jealous of hulk's humanness...and the fact that hulk still has a penis lol. But yea...keep in mind their for kids, remember G.I. joes, they were tiny no details artistically lame but u can make them do gymnastics cuz they were so posable and they were hella fun.

 

[Cracker Jack]

It's a mad house!! People are dropping like flies!

LOL yeah welcome to banned central. Now take three day off and think about it. Sheesh!!

 

[wobbly]

Swamp Thing caught wearing Abigail's lingerie again...

 

[He-Man]

TIH Cuddle Pillow

 

[Showtime]

Hahaha

 

[Kirmit]

Lol that actually looks pretty cool.

 

[Sarg92]

This was posted by a member at Hulkspace.com who saw this at CHUDD.COM, vist that site for more!!!

FX Guy: That toy looks nothing like Abomination in the movie.

Poster: Wuh? You've seen it?

FX Guy: Yep. My company's doing the fx.

Poster: Sweet! So, does the toy look "nothing" like the movie, or does it look "NOTHING" like the movie?


FX Guy: I don't know how much I can say, and not get fired from my job you know?

I'll say this, he doesn't look like a swamp thing turd. He's really scary looking. I hope they include him in the trailer shots for next week, because he's just as cool if not cooler looking than the hulk in my opinion.

Take it for what it is worth...

 

[DoctorJones]

TIH Cuddle Pillow

The Hulk is a dwarf in the new movie?