The Official Young Avengers/Runaways Thread

[Anubis]

Man.....comics are weird....

 

[DBM]

Well, it seems as if the Skrulls can shapeshift to be fully functional males or females, so, assuming they reproduce sexually and don't just split in two or something, I assume they could. After all, if you can shapeshift a working male reproductive system and you can shapeshift a working female reproductive system, it stands to reason that you could shapeshift both at the same time in an arrangement where the male stuff could access the female stuff for insemination.

Of course, we're talking on a purely physical level here. Genetically the Skrulls, or other shapeshifters, may not actually be able to impregnate themselves. Skrull genetics don't necessarily work the same way ours do.

 

[Anubis]

So, can a human hermaphordite (If I spelled it wrong then tough s**t.) impregnate themselves?

 

[DBM]

So, can a human hermaphordite (If I spelled it wrong then tough s**t.) impregnate themselves?

No. Hermaphrodites are sterile.

 

[Anubis]

I see...man real life is weird...

 

[BrianWilly]

So, can a human hermaphordite (If I spelled it wrong then tough s**t.) impregnate themselves?

I suspect that the identical genetic material would reject each other violently, resulting it bitter, bloody feuds with AK-47s and the inevitable Dr. Phil episode.

Or it could result in Godzilla.

 

[Anubis]

Would such a thing be considered self incest?

 

[GOODT!MES]

^How's that different from how things are usually "faked"?

 

[deemar325]

^ All you guys are crazy (In a good way)

 

[deemar325]

Not a thing, no. Well, it did make me say "Huh," But that's all. I actually found the high points of this book in Mark talking to Allan(the alien). I enjoyed that quite a bit for some reason, coupled with the Star Trek cameo, which is weird because I've never watched any Star Trek. But really, what you've posted was a good twist, but I have no idea whether the mom's reaction was realistic at all. That said, the realism shouldn't matter, because I'm a fervent supporter of the "it's a comic book" argument. It's just that I, as a writer, noticed that twists in stories have been around since the beginning, and in the world we live in I'd like to see someone invent a completely new storytelling element.

Dude..If you can't enjoy Invincible well damn! I don'y know what to say?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I suspect that the identical genetic material would reject each other violently, resulting it bitter, bloody feuds with AK-47s and the inevitable Dr. Phil episode.

Or it could result in Godzilla.

No, it wouldn't result in Godzilla. Something that horrible would have to involve Dr. Phil somehow. The man is a pox on the whole planet.

 

[deemar325]

^ Amen.

 

[ang_hulk]

im just saying hes not gay.

 

[Elijya]

even if you accept that argument, and Hulkling isn't gay, Ass Gardener - I mean, Asgardian, is.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Wiccan, now. The bad puns no longer apply.

 

[Anubis]

I don't know, how about "Wic- in the-can" Wic like a candle or something.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That's a "wick." And that doesn't even sound gay. It sounds like a candle in a tin box or something.

 

[Elijya]

How about 'Wakkin'? Wiccan, Wakkin'.

No?

...

Ok, that sucked

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Most gay puns do.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah well, I don't see you comin up with any new derogatory gay jokes for the character.

 

[GOODT!MES]

Hulkling could shapeshift into a new incarnation of the Rawhide Kid.

 

[BrianWilly]

No, it wouldn't result in Godzilla. Something that horrible would have to involve Dr. Phil somehow. The man is a pox on the whole planet.

It's curious why you would think of Our Lord and Savior Godzilla as something horrible.

Unless you're talking about the incest. Or the Matthew Broderick version.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I was referring to the incest, although Matthew Broderick comes close.

So, if Godzilla is your Lord, does that make Godzooky his prophet?

 

[GOODT!MES]

Bewitched for Wiccan?

Bewitched and the Rawhide Kid? ..........No?

 

[BrianWilly]

Diccan.

I was referring to the incest, although Matthew Broderick comes close.

So, if Godzilla is your Lord, does that make Godzooky his prophet?

In our worldview, Godzooky is food.