The Orphan

I've been careful to not look at spoilers for this. And i don't care what anyone says I wanna see this. Or maybe it's just cause I liked the Directors one other film before. Either way I;m seeing it this weekend.
 
ZOMG! I can't believe someone finally made a horror movie about a scary little girl! :eek:
 
Yeah it was Joshua, and i almost saw it too 'cause i have a small man-crush on Rockwell, but i think i saw the Omen and kinda had my Evil Child Movie fill for the year.

Yeah, The Omen (even the remake, or the first two sequels for that matter) is much better.
 
I think Timstuff was kidding...

And I'm literally on the edge of my seat waiting to hear reactions to this thing. :hehe:
 
I've been careful to not look at spoilers for this. And i don't care what anyone says I wanna see this. Or maybe it's just cause I liked the Directors one other film before. Either way I;m seeing it this weekend.


You still haven't responded to my post a page back. You're living up to what everyone makes you out to be. You'll talk crap about a movie or somebody and once somebody comes back at you with a response, you disappear. District 9 thread, anybody?
 
Apparently some people don't think it's stupid.

A review from Jo Blo.

PLOT: Kate and John Coleman have seen their share of trouble. From alcohol abuse
to cheating, they have been able to stick it out with their two children, one of whom is deaf. But after the loss of their third, they are looking to adopt. After much thought, they final decide that it is the right decision, and they begin searching for the perfect little girl to bring into their family. When they find young Esther, they notice what a strange and awkward girl she is, yet John truly seems to connect with her. But once they bring her Kate sees a side of her that is just plain evil. Yep, this little girl has issues.

I’ve little faith in scary kid movies, yet I‘ll certainly give them a chance. But aside from THE OMEN and THE EXORCIST, they tend to be silly flicks that are usually a little too watered down for my tastes. But what about the latest from Warner Brothers called ORPHAN? You’ve seen the poster, and personally, it looks a little goofy. And with that, you see a bunch of producers names including Joel Silver and Leonardo DiCaprio. I’m sorry… Leonardo DiCaprio is producing a horror/thriller? With a scary kid? And on many levels, Orphan includes many of those annoying things that all movies of this kind have. There are boo scares, people that should be a whole lot smarter doing dumb things, and even that poor sap of a character who nobody will believe. Did I happen to mention the children in peril? Well, duh, that’s there too. Now you wanna hear the scary part? It works. In fact, it works pretty damn well. This is a violent, kinda disturbing and well acted genre entry that has so much fun with all the clichés, you can’t help but go along for the ride with the occasional squirming in the seat.

The drama follows Kate and John (Vera Farmiga and Peter Sarsgaard) who are both hurting after the tragic loss of their unborn child. Pretty weighty stuff for a popcorn thriller, yet not too much for this one. While couple the already have two children, they want to be able to give someone a home and family, in an attempt to fill the void of the tragedy. When they visit an orphanage, John finds a young girl drawing some surprisingly good paintings, and he is instantly charmed by her. And when Kate meets the young girl, she as well takes an interest in her. It is an easy decision as the two feel that this little square peg might fit perfectly into their world. Esther (Isabelle Fuhrman) is a young Russian girl with a very unique fashion sense that include bows and fancy all of which look as though they were borrowed from another decade. But before you can say “little orphan Annie”, things get a little odd.

Really what follows can be found in many a thriller, including HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE, WHITE FEMALE and what have you. Things start out small, a boo scare, and then something big… rinse, cycle, repeat. But the screenplay by David Leslie Johnson seems to play with the traditional thriller, knowing that you are expecting that once she closes the medicine cabinet, someone will be right behind her. And Jaume Collet-Serra (HOUSE OF WAX) keeps the tension moving while not completely taking it all too seriously. Yet the humor is not blatant, the bad things that happen are really bad things and get pretty vicious. Especially when we find ourselves in the final cat and mouse sequence. This here is much more creepy than you’d expect, especially since the wickedness is especially nasty. I was truly expecting the scares to be cheap and bland, but not so, you get a broken neck, a bloody stabbing, and of course a hammer is put to good use. This is a roller coaster ride that builds and builds, and really pays off.

It would’ve been easy to make this a PG-13 thriller and play it safe. Thankfully, it isn’t, this here is a solid R that still manages to build some pretty hefty excitement. The thing that makes it just a little darker then THE GOOD SON or something along those lines, is really quite simple. But, I won’t go into that, because there are a couple of tricks up Esther’s sleeve. There is a reason that they were able to get into some fairly bloody carnage with this and the violence was much more intense than you’d expect. But telling you why would give too much away. Now when things get nasty, Collet-Serra keeps it that way. He is able to keep it moving quite well, although the first half hour or so have the obvious and sometimes annoying jump scares which grate tested my patience a little. But it truly felt like he knew exactly what horror movie staples he wanted to exploit, and he certainly does. For a movie like this, there was every reason that it couldn’t work, just because most of the material in this “psycho child” sub-genre is dull and bland. Yet this Orphan is far from bland. It is a bloody good time at the movies.

Another major plus is the level of talent with the actors involved. Both Peter Sarsgaard and Vera Farmiga are terrific. Yes, Sarsgaard’s John is terribly annoying at times, and you really want to scream at the man, “DUDE! STICK UP FOR YOUR WIFE!!!”, but the man is extremely talented and pulls it off well. As for Vera, she carries this flick with her vibrant performance. This poor woman deals with a whole bunch of crap and she nails it every freakin’ time. I absolutely loved her work here. She is completely sympathetic, even when you wonder if she is going to go completely bonkers. Both of these fine actors deliver, but they have a little competition from Isabelle Fuhrman. Talk about a little girl from hell. She packs a wallop here, as she cascades from innocent, to mean, to murderous, to absolutely insane. If they went for the wrong actor for any one of these roles, this film wouldn’t have worked near as well as it did. While I was sure that Orphan would bring back memories of The Good Son and Hand That Rocked the Cradle, it actually felt more akin to something like THE STEPFATHER or the original CHILD’S PLAY. Surprise, the Orphan is worth seeking out! My rating 7.5/10 -- JimmyO
http://www.joblo.com/arrow/index.php?id=17519

Plua I seen a tv spot with good things. Saying it has one of the best twists since the Sixth Sense.
 
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She's not a hooker, and she's 33.;)

I thought it was really good, better than I expected. The acting is pretty strong, it has a pretty intense finale, I felt for the family, and I liked the twist, although I don't agree that it's the "wtf" bizzaro twist that people were making it out to be. It's rather unique, but it's pretty much in line with what I figured would happen when I found out that there was a twist.

Probably the best evil child flick aside from The Omen.
 
Liked it. Would have loved it if I hadn't been down the road it travels so many times before.

Well-shot, great acting*, and it hits all the beats, but I've seen so much of this before that I am probably worn out on the genre of the hellchild.

We even get the
treehouse angle from The Good Son
as well.

The twist
doesn't really change the stakes of the game. I mean, we know we have a psychotic, regardless of her actual age. Yes, it fleshes out the character and gives her a new level of creepiness, but, quite honestly, the reveal felt more like an afterthought when it was brought up

In short, if you like this subgenre, Orphan does it very well. So, I am recommending it on that note. However, if you are a veteran of these films, don't go in expecting to see something you hadn't seen before.


* I've never seen Vera Farmiga's work until Orphan. Based off her performance in said film, I need to catch up....
 
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She's a ****ing 35 year old hooker for god sakes...

:o

So freaking ridiculous. I kept hearing about this ridiculous twist and decided I wasn't going to watch the movie and just read the "twist" on the internet.

Lets just say this isn't anywhere close to the twist from The Sixth Sense but rather a tacky attempt to get that same reaction from the audience.
 
So freaking ridiculous. I kept hearing about this ridiculous twist and decided I wasn't going to watch the movie and just read the "twist" on the internet.

The twist you quoted is (essentially) half-right. People should see the actual twist within the context of the film. Not defending or supporting said twist, as the story doesn't even require it, but much is missed just by reading a quick blurb online about it.
 
She's not a hooker, and she's 33.;)

I thought it was really good, better than I expected. The acting is pretty strong, it has a pretty intense finale, I felt for the family, and I liked the twist, although I don't agree that it's the "wtf" bizzaro twist that people were making it out to be. It's rather unique, but it's pretty much in line with what I figured would happen when I found out that there was a twist.

Probably the best evil child flick aside from The Omen.
I liked it also. It was a strong well acted movie for a Horror?thriller.

And the kills were vicious. The hammer kills of the nun was just wow! And when she was beating her head in and then you see the blood splash onto the snow. And Plus the killing of the dad. Yeah, the ending isn't as bad as some where making it out to be. I didn't know til i saw the movie. They were making it seem as she was a alien or vampire. This something that could happen
 
I was expecting something supernatural based only on people saying it's such a wtf twist that you could never see it coming based on the previous events of the film...which isn't true, the way she talks alone indicates it.
The twist isn't that ridiculous at all...I figured she was the reincarnated spirit of the stillborn baby or something straight out of the Twilight Zone with the way people from the early screenings were carrying on.
 
This was a great horror movie. It's alot more than just "something to see".
 
I usually trust Jimmy O, but I have 0 interest to see this film.
 
After hearing all the positive reviews I think I'll at least give this one a rent.
 
I really liked this film. It was much better than I thought it would be. The writing and acting were strong. I agreed with a previous poster that it's the best evil kid movie since The Omen. The actress who played Esther was great.
 
i heard from a friend who saw it.. said it was actually very good.
 
And alotr of people thought this was gonna be crappy and stupid.

Looks like a trailer isn't always what it seems.
 
This movie took me by surprise, I really enjoyed it. After seeing the poster, I was like, "great, another American version of some lame Japanese scary kid movie" but, if you like edge of the seat thrillers, I suggest you check this one out. This is definitely a movie to not judge a book by its cover.
 
Okay, I have to admit that the overview of the film I read at Wikipedia didnt sound quite as bad as I had suspected, but I still have no interest in this. Except maybe the ending.
 

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