Holmes For Wonder Woman Role???
Date: August 16, 2007
By: Ryan 'The Rican with the Irish name' McLelland
Source: Star Pulse
Please Lord. Please let it not be true!
Let me get down on both knees. Lord? Ryan here.
I've sat through some bad comic book movies. I have. But now comes the news that Katie Holmes wants to be Wonder Woman? Do producers really have any brains or are they really just humoring Mrs. Cruise?
I love Batman Begins but every time I saw her face on screen I swear it was going to DROOP off. Then they dropped her from the sequel and I was happy. I rejoiced. I said thank you onto the Lord and all was well.
What is the news that came out?
Well it seems that Katie headed home to have a secret meeting with her agents and producers about starring in the big-screen version of the popular ‘70s television series Wonder Woman. “Katie apparently didn’t want Tom to be a part of the discussions,” the source tells Star magazine.
The movie version of Wonder Woman has been bouncing around Hollywood for years, but with the success of Spider-Man, Transformers and other blockbusters based on cartoons and toys, it’s been moved to the front burner.
“The movie’s only at the discussion state, but Katie feels this role as a kick-ass superhero will put her back in the public eye,” the source says. “She wants to show her stuff, and she wants to prove that she can stand on her own two feet without Tom’s help. Tom, at times, feels compelled to oversee Katie’s career, but Katie is bent on doing this alone. She actually scheduled the meeting when she knew Tom wasn’t going to be able to be there.” Cruise has been filming the WWII themed Valkyrie in Berlin since July.
Please excuse the "Katie said this Tom said that" quotes but this did come from a tabloid magazine. You know what? I believe the tabloids most of all!
So Lord...if you are out there. I'd rather die, go to hell, and watch Batman & Robin, Tank Girl, and Spider-Man 3 over and over for INFINITY then let Holmes get this role. She's like what? 5 foot nothing? 8 pounds?
If she walked up trying to stop me I'd laugh at her. Then tell her to go buy a new outfit because the "big girl Wonder Woman bust" is falling off of her. I wouldn't even fire my gun at her, I'd take one well placed throw at her head WITH THE GUN and knock her out. My grandma Flo would kick the crap out of Wonder Woman Katie.
But that's just my two cents. Seriously? Is Jessica Biel really not available!?!?!? Charlize Theron??? I mean Sandra Bullock is 190 years old now but she's still sexy!!! Producers please call me ASAP so we can talk some real casting!
........ thERE's genuine shock on my face from reading this, yes I know this is off topic, but can this be real?