The Dark Knight Rises The RETURN of the Official Thread for "BATMAN 3" Fanart & Manips

[DarKJediKnight]

Ben. He brakes you.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

But first...he greets you.

*dun dun dun*

 

[Truu]

Can someone explain the rocket / ben?

 

[KalMart]

Can someone explain the rocket / ben?

Typos gone wild.

 

[RoughNTumble]

he said ben because when you say bane with a south american accent, you say ben

 

[Roids]

Fools

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

he said ben because when you say bane with a south american accent, you say ben

no...he typo'd like crazy...i mean he said "ben:" before hello im ben...therefore making typos

lol do you guys really think bens going to have a south american accent in a reelistic bat man movie?

ben: hello im ben.

bat man: ??? r u from south america or something?

 

[craigdbfan]

That post will always be close to my heart.

 

[RoughNTumble]

no...he typo'd like crazy...i mean he said "ben:" before hello im ben...therefore making typos

you provide evidence that it was intentional and then claim it was not?

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

i provided evidence...he did not type bane: hello im ben.
he typed ben: hello im ben.
therefore being a typo all around...even if thats what he was trying to do he wouldnt of put ben:hello im ben.

"Think for one ****in second!" - Bale

 

[KalMart]

lol do you guys really think bens going to have a south american accent in a reelistic bat man movie?

ben: hello im ben.

bat man: ??? r u from south america or something?

It's not just the typos...it's more like the stream of consciousness of the whole post. You have to try and read the whole thing back to yourself to get the absurdity of it....and how nothing whatsoever makes any sense or has any sort of connectivity to anything else. It just scares you that a human mind can produce something like that in a matter of mere seconds.

It's as if an alien stuck his hand up a person and controlled him like a puppet while trying to pass as human on an internet chatsite. A disaster wrapped in a cataclysm.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

hahaha the description you just made of it is probably the best anyone could ever say it.

 

[KalMart]

It's just one of those moments that make you go....




...wwwwwwwWWHHHHAAATTT???!!!!!

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

my reaction was kinda like this...

sad and speechless
the laughter was afterwards...when everyone was confused as well

 

[KalMart]

The real head-scratcher is the fact that he was able to spell south america(n) correctly......twice.



Seriously...what kind of mind comes up with something like that?

 

[KRIM]

he said ben because when you say bane with a south american accent, you say ben

no...he typo'd like crazy...i mean he said "ben:" before hello im ben...therefore making typos

you provide evidence that it was intentional and then claim it was not?

i provided evidence...he did not type bane: hello im ben.
he typed ben: hello im ben.
therefore being a typo all around...even if thats what he was trying to do he wouldnt of put ben:hello im ben.

"Think for one ****in second!" - Bale

I'm in the process of forwarding this exchange to WB, in hopes that it will compel them to throw us some tidbits out of extreme pity.

 

[KalMart]

I'm in the process of forwarding this exchange to WB, in hopes that it will compel them to throw us some tidbits out of extreme pity.

Forward them this thread...to show them what's become of their fans....and maybe they'll call the National Guard.

 

[craigdbfan]

"A disaster wrapped in a cataclysm"

 

[Truu]

Can someone link to the ben post?

 

[KalMart]

Seriously...it's like...if you saw a three-eyed fish that flew in the air backwards while juggling a croissant....how the hell would you explain that to someone afterwards?


The answer may lie in that post.

Can someone link to the ben post?

Check the quote a few posts back, click the pointer button next to numb1batfan.

 

[craigdbfan]

Can someone link to the ben post?

lol do you guys really think bens going to have a south american accent in a reelistic bat man movie?

ben: hello im ben.

bat man: ??? r u from south america or something?

Seriously...it's like...if you saw a three-eyed fish that flew in the air backwards while juggling a croissant....how the hell would you explain that to someone afterwards?


The answer may lie in that post.

Even that seems mundane to ben: hello im ben

 

[KalMart]

lol do you guys really think bens going to have a south american accent in a reelistic bat man movie?

ben: hello im ben.

bat man: ??? r u from south america or something?

Why would he introduce himself so cordially? And why would Batman answer like that and immediately figure out that it was a South American accent...and why would he find that so strange? And what's so unrealistic about him having a South American accent if he's supposed to be from South America? And why is it that you can spell south america, but you can't spell realistic? And who the $#@% is BEN?!!

What's wrong with you, dude?

 

[RoughNTumble]

i provided evidence...he did not type bane: hello im ben.
he typed ben: hello im ben.
therefore being a typo all around...even if thats what he was trying to do he wouldnt of put ben:hello im ben.

"Think for one ****in second!" - Bale

The exchange of dialogue is clearly from batman's point of view, therefore ben's name would be

???: hello I'm

until the very second he says his name, and his identity is revealed

ben: hello I'm ben

batman is confused because of his south american accent, and interprets his name as ben, thus applying 'ben' as his identity.

 

[KalMart]

Stop...just...don't.....


You'll make it worse.

My f'in brain hurts now...screw you people....

 

[craigdbfan]

Why would he introduce himself so cordially? And why would Batman answer like that and immediately figure out that it was a South American accent...and why would he find that so strange? And what's so unrealistic about him having a South American accent if he's supposed to be from South America? And why is it that you can spell south america, but you can't spell realistic? And who the $#@% is BEN?!!

What's wrong with you, dude?

Seriously this descriptions are right on.

The exchange of dialogue is clearly from batman's point of view, therefore ben's name would be

???: hello I'm

until the very second he says his name, and his identity is revealed

ben: hello I'm ben

batman is confused because of his south american accent, and interprets his name as ben, thus applying 'ben' as his identity.

Making sense of it will only lead to a further spiral of questions. Its like following the white rabbit sort of.

This :

Stop...just...don't.....


You'll make it worse.

My f'in brain hurts now...screw you people....