The Twelve

[TheCorpulent1]

I tend to at least try most comic games. I must experience them for myself.

 

[PhotoJones]

I use the same rule for everything, be it games, movies or comics. If I'm having doubts, I'll hold onto my money until I see the reactions and reviews from every other sap who wasted their money.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I disagree with game reviewers a lot, so I try them for myself if I'm interested. But I pretty much rent everything anyway, so it doesn't make much of a difference to my wallet.

 

[PhotoJones]

I value my time as almost as much as my money.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I played it for like ten minutes. I'm quick when it comes to realizing games suck.

 

[PhotoJones]

Sure, you did.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

Corp wept onto the disc.

 

[PhotoJones]

Corp weeps all the time. That's not news.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

Ouch.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It's the 21st century. All real men cry.

 

[PhotoJones]

All real men cry, Corp. Not all real men weep.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Weeping is just a more hardcore version of crying.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

Yeah, word. True dat.

 

[PhotoJones]

Weeping is just a more hardcore version of crying.

And real men don't get hardcore with that.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Real men are always hardcore.

 

[PhotoJones]

Not with the weeping. Show me a weeping Tom Selleck.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'll have to watch everything Tom Selleck has ever been in. But I'm sure he's wept at some point. He's an ACK-tore.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

I put in a search on Google for Tom Selleck crying and the internet broke.

 

[PhotoJones]

I'll have to watch everything Tom Selleck has ever been in. But I'm sure he's wept at some point. He's an ACK-tore.

He's cried. He's never weeped. I don't think he can.

I put in a search on Google for Tom Selleck crying and the internet broke.

That confirms it.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Bah. There must be some point at which Selleck can be said to have wept. He's just hidden it well.

 

[PhotoJones]

Bah. There must be some point at which Selleck can be said to have wept. He's just hidden it well.

1) Tom Selleck has never wept. It's not possible.

2) Even if Tom Selleck could weep, why would he hide it? You said it was the sign of a real man. Face it, dude. You're not a real man, and weeping is not one of the characteristics.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Selleck hid it because his manliness is already so firmly secured that to unleash the ultimate manliness of weeping would make the whole world implode.

 

[PhotoJones]

Selleck hid it because his manliness is already so firmly secured that to unleash the ultimate manliness of weeping would make the whole world implode.

You're so wrong, it's not even funny anymore. Tom Selleck feels insulted by your unfounded claims.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

If Selleck feels insulted by anything (and I don't presume to know if he does or not), it's the fact that you think it's appropriate to speak for him.

 

[PhotoJones]

I only speak for him because his manly fingers are too wide and calloused to type.