The Twelve

[TheCorpulent1]

Untrue. Selleck is a 21st-century real man and can thus type 1,000 words per second.

 

[PhotoJones]

Untrue. Selleck is a 21st-century real man and can thus type 1,000 words per second.

You're calling Tom Selleck a liar and he doesn't like it.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You're still speaking for Tom Selleck in your inevitably less manly voice and he likes that even less.

 

[PhotoJones]

He's right next to me, dude. We're at the Lodge for Manly Men. You're not a member.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It's both unseemly and unmanly to lie so much, guy.

 

[PhotoJones]

It is. Thankfully, I only know how to speak the truth.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

Too much testosterone between Selleck and Man Lodges and Corp's tears...

 

[PhotoJones]

Corp's tears are indeed, many.

 

[moraldeficiency]

This thread is a step away from becoming gay porn. I'm horrified but can't seem to look away.

 

[PhotoJones]

There's nothing gay about manliness.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Corp's tears are indeed, manly.

Thanks.

 

[PhotoJones]

Thanks.

You said yourself it's unmanly to lie. You have proven your unmanliness in front of everyone. What say you?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I didn't lie, I just corrected your misspelling. Helping others spell better is one of the manliest things of all.

 

[PhotoJones]

I didn't lie, I just corrected your misspelling. Helping others spell better is one of the manliest things of all.

Your web of lies continues. Your penis is shrinking into a vagina, dude. Just stop.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Talking about another man's package is the height of unmanliness.

 

[PhotoJones]

Annnd there it went. Besides, real men are comforatable enough in their sexuality to discuss anything.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Um, no. Real men are indeed comfortable in their sexuality--enough so to do wear kilts--but they don't sit around gossiping about each other's junk. You must've gotten that out of the flowery frou frou boy manual.

 

[PhotoJones]

You're so confused right now. It must be the hormonal change. You keep including yourself as a man, and yet you clearly have a vagina. Only a vagina weeps and lies as you have. I'd watch my back if I were you, Corp. Some of these guys in here look a little hungry, if you catch my drift.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You just proved yourself an unmanly wretch. You just warned me about horny men. Good-natured camaraderie if I were in a gay bar without realizing it, but you're under the delusion that I'm a woman now. No real man would ever cockblock his fellow men that way.

 

[PhotoJones]

A real man protects a woman (you) against rape and other bodily harm. A real man knows nothing of forcing himself upon a woman, for the woman will come to him. You clearly know nothing of these things. Woman.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

A real man doesn't automatically assume that a man's going to rape a woman just 'cause he's horny. He respects that there are other real men at large on the dating scene and leaves them to do their thing. Girly-boy.

 

[PhotoJones]

I didn't automatically assume. I know that there are not real men in here and I'm merely concerned for your safey. I'm sure there's a at least a few boys in here that prefer big girls. Watch yourself.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You've obviously become so unmanly that you can't even recognize real men anymore. Perhaps you should watch yourself.

 

[PhotoJones]

I recognize real men just fine. You're not one of them. Case closed.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Not really. Real men aren't delusional like you.