"And we're live in... Five. Four. Three. Two. One!"
Reporter Mike Engel adjusted his tie as the dimmed lights of the news set's soundstage soon brightened around him in an automated circle. Already annoyed by the commotion around the city throughout the past few hours, Engel had been taken by unpleasant surprise when he reached the freeway, seeing traffic backed up on the opposite side of the road, heading just out of Gotham City. The panic instilled throughout it's citizens stemming from reports of multiple buildings being attacked by psychotic criminals, aswell as the breakout of Blackgate Prison, was felt around the entire area as Engel spent two hours driving from his home in the Western Coast to the mainlands; a usual thirty minute drive. But on this morning above all mornings, people needed to hear the news, and Engel couldn't think of a bigger time to put himself on the map of journalism.
So with a forced smile, followed by a low brow as the cameras rolled, Engel cleared his throat and prepared the early morning broadcast, as a record two point eight million of Gotham's population tuned in.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we begin this morning's special edition of our program on the heels of a staggering citywide attack." He began.
"A record thousands were reported already evacuating the city just earlier this morning, following a strange phenomina that many witnessed occur at the Gotham City Courthouse. While not yet confirmed, several cite the attack as a result of former physicist and chemist turned dangerous criminal Victor Fries, aswell as bio-surgeon and activist Pamela Isley. At the time of this attack, several other reports were describing similar disturbance at Mayor Oswald Cobblepot's private office, aswell as Blackgate Island, home to the city's prison district. Yet in spite of all this, many of Gotham's citizens remain unaware of the horrors that plague the city well into the morning hours. What are city officials saying about these disturbances? Who is to blame? And what citizens remain missing in the wake of the traumitizing chaos? I'm Mike Engel, and we join you live at six. This is Gotham Tonight."
Engel adjusted the papers on his desk, as the musical cue and title played, preparing for the main broadcast. Turning to the second camera, Engel peered at the cue cards before continuing.
"Good morning, and welcome to a special edition of Gotham Tonight, continuing GCN's live and late breaking crisis coverage following the citywide attack by several infamous Gotham City criminals.", Engel gravelly continued, making a point to stress the importance of the situation by the tone of his voice.
"We begin our coverage with an hour-by-hour anaylsis of the Courthouse attack, the first reported act of several that are widely speculated to be connected by Gotham Officials. For this, we turn to GCN's own Vesper Fairchild, coming to us live on location just hours following the hostage crisis. Vesper, can you give us a brief summary of the events leading to the event?"
The screen on the monitors intercut into two parts, one showing Engel, the other showing Fairchild from the steps of the Courthouse, a microphone in hand as several medics passed the screen behind her.
"Mike, the status of the Courthouse now is nothing short of pandemoniem, even after police and forensics have left the scene.", Fairchild began.
"From what our sources tell us, a late and final trial was just coming to a close, involving the assault charges of one Mario Del' Rizzo, a rumored player in the Maroni crime family camp, and District Attorney Rachel Dawes. Reportedly, at just after midnight tonight, all involved parties were exiting the building just following an undisclosed verdict, when the entire front entrance of the building was overtaken by a... thickening sheet of ice."
Engel nodded.
"Which would indicate Victor Fries' involvement."
"Yes, we're told that Fries and his accomplice are now in custody.", She responded.
"Several sources also say that there was a standoff that lasted a period of one hour, with Fries and his partner, Pamela Isley, demanding ransom for the life of Rachel Dawes, who was held captive by Isley's bizarre ability to control vines. Though at this stage, much of this is speculation, but Gotham Police have yet to deny any fabrication as false."
"Interesting,", Engel stated aloud, curiously.
"For those viewers who aren't aware, Victor Fries and Pamela Isley are both escaped convicts of the Arkham Institute of Mental Health, following brief stints as some of the city's budding population of superpowered criminals. Fries, known under the alias 'Mr. Zero', and Isley, with the alias 'Poison Ivy', were both the subject of a recent bid by Mayor Cobblepot to control Gotham's criminal population, citing the city's mysterious masked vigilante known as 'The Batman' as a particular influence to this rapidly growing trend of crimes."
Fairchild nodded back in response, quickly continuing.
"It is interesting that you mention that, Mike, because we actually just recieved word from eyewitness testimony that The Batman himself was involved with either the attack or rescue of the District Attorney and other hostages. While police are giving no comment on his involvement, several seem to believe that the vigilante either interjected or aided in Fries and Isley's attacks, most indicating the former."
Engel raised an eyebrow.
"But The Batman was involved, in some way?"
Fairchild tried her best not to shrug.
"At this point, it seems likely, but nothing is confirmed yet. Whenever GCN tried to get a statement from Rachel Dawes' representatives, all we could learn was that the D.A. is now recuperating for minor injuries at Gotham General Hospital."
"Well, that's good to hear, and we wish her a speedy recovery.", Engel acknowledged.
"Thank you for that report, Vesper."
The screen intercut to the next camera, as Engel turned, stacking a new set of papers infront of him.
"And we'll return to our coverage of the crisis as more information arrives,", He continued.
"For now, we take a look at which prominent Gotham citizens are currently aiding with the relief effort in light of this tragic attack that has sent a panic throughout the city. First is Mayor Oswald Cobblepot, who in a statement to GCN, stated that estimated funds from his own personal estate will go towards the construction to rebuild both the Courthouse and Blackgate Prison, aswell as elevate security measures for the latter. When asked about the attack on his own private office, Cobblepot's camp declined to divulge details, simply stating that 'wild accusations' were the cause of the disturbance, contrary to many reports of gunfire erupting from the building."
"And in related news, Celebrity socialite and former CEO of Wayne Enterprises, Bruce Wayne, released a joint statement through representatives of his newly established Wayne Foundation, saying 'It is a tragedy that our city has fallen to the likes of such criminal activity. The Wayne Foundation will undoubtedly be hard at work in the coming months ahead to help ease the pain of it's victims'. Wayne himself was unable to comment at the time, his assistant citing food poisoning and accompanying sickness as explanation for his absence to begin relief efforts."
Engel turned to the other camera once more, as a side image of a Gotham City Police badge appeared.
"While many Gotham residents remain missing as a result of the chaos, rumors are circulating that Police Commissioner Jillian Loeb is indeed among them. Authorities declined to comment, but one insider has stated that Loeb has not only disappeared, but has actually been abducted in wake of another reported attack, this time on Gotham's Central Station, by the serial killer known only as The Joker."
The side image morphs from the badge, to a particularly haunting image of The Joker.
"By coincidence, tonight marks the one month anniversary of The Joker's brutal massacre in Robinson Park, resulting in the casualties of at least twenty random bystanders, though several more were estimated by the time the murderer was taken into custody by police. While the circumstances of The Joker's escape are largely unknown, it was controversially publicized information that the criminal was being held in MCU while awaiting a court hearing for several counts of manslaughter. Several speculate this was for a number of reasons, from lack of willing testimonials by Gotham City officers, to an undetermined amount of victims, ev-"
Suddenly, the screen pauses. Engel's face is generated, mid-sentence for a moment, before slight static. To many watching the program, it's a simple glitch brought on by faulty cable. But as the interruptance continues, many can almost swear to hearing a faint laughter in the background. Seconds later, it returns to the broadcast, as Engel stares, confused by what happened.
"...even, uh... even irregularly prolonged psychiatric evaluations, which have raised several remarks by critics of the MCU's tactics.", Engel hesitantly continued, trying to ignore the disruptance.
"Such critics accused Commissioner Loeb of 'cashing in and capitalizing' on the media frenzy surrounding speculation to The Joker's undetermined true identity by keeping him jailed rather than committed to Arkham, but it was Captain James Gordon, head of the MCU, that was quick to squash those rumors, stating to media outlets that the Gotham police force was doing everything in their power to relocate the criminal before his trial. Even so, many still ask-"
The frame froze again, this time for a second longer, as Engel stared blankly at the screen. By some sort of computer generated animation, two black dots covered his eyes, and his lips were scribbled red. The animation's final result stayed for several more seconds, as the laughter that many had questioned ever existed in the first place continued to build, amongst static between shots of Engel's digitally vandalized face. Finally, the broadcast again resumed, as Engel looked around, past camera.
"Are we back on? Are we-", Engel asked, before turning to the camera.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it appears we're having some technical difficulties. We're going to go to a quick commercial break, before we resume our coverage of-"
And then, the screen went blank. More static seemed to follow, in between a live home video camera feed of the inside of a vacant building. Several watching the broadcast tried to turn the channel, but to their surprise, it was on every station. More static erupted, obscuring the building, until an empty chair appeared. More static, and someone appeared in the chair, bound and gagged. A few second passed before anyone realized that it was Commissioner Loeb herself, bleeding out of the shoulder with a bizarre lipstick painted over her face, deliberately to resemble the vandalization of Engel's face. Startlingly, though, the laughter continued... until the camera turned onto a yellow toothed grin, enveloping the screen.
"Don't you just hate the news?"
The camera zoomed out, as The Joker peered into the screen, his murderous eyes fuming with hatred and malice. But even so, he retained the grin, shaking the camera violently as he continued through the building.
"I mean, really! Think about it. Everytime you tune in, it's either 'murder' this, or 'chaos' that. Really, what is the world coming to, these days? Everything's all crazy!"
The Joker madly cackled, before pulling the camera out even further, in order to show Loeb in the background.
"You know what I think? I think we should show a lighter side of the world, in our media. I think... we should put on a happy face. Don't you agree, Gotham?"
As if waiting for a response, The Joker stared for a moment, before flipping the camera around, and pointing it directly towards Loeb herself, muffling words of desperation from behind her gag.
"Take dear Jillian, here.", The madman began.
"She's so stressed, that even when the chance comes along, our dear Commissioner doesn't even have the energy to smile. I should know, because I gave her plenty of opportunities. Remember that time I cut open my cellmate's chest cavity, Jillian? Remember how he just squirmed as I ripped out his entrails, and nibbled on his heart? You were there. I remember it. You were there, and you didn't even give the sight so much as a giggle!"
The camera furiously spun around once more, as The Joker stared down into it.
"You'd think she didn't have a sense of humor. And she's not alone, Gotham. Oh, no. She's only one of the many in this society that has yet to see the comedy in our terrible, twisted little world. But never fear! That's about to change."
Turning the camera back around, the image stilled as The Joker sat it down upon a table, and strolled in front of it, circling Loeb's chair before he came to a stop infront of her.
"You see, Gotham, your dear old Joker has found a convieient cure for those who remain farcebly challenged. It's a wonderful little thing that I like to call madness. Perhaps you've heard of it?", He asked, mockingly serious.
"Oh, I'm sure many of you have! Take tonight, for example. Two lunatics attack the city, and everyone just loses it. I mean it, just balls-to-the-wall freaks out. And I'm not even going to tell you what happened when those other hotshots attacked a... prison, or something. But you know what? That was their fault. They're the reasons that the city's gone so crazy. Because none of them understood... none of them reacted appropriately. They tried to shun away the madness, and abandon it. Well I say, embrace it! Because like it or not, it's here to stay. Gotham City just became the looney capital of the world!"
With vicious laughter, The Joker wiped away a tear from the eyeholes of his jester's mask, before proceeding.
"You think I'm full of it? Take a look outside. Go on, I'll wait. Take a quick glance outside your windows, out of your doors, and just look around and tell me you see the embodiment of a sane city. Well, if you're getting this in Metropolis or Coast City, sure! Children are smiling. Couples are romancing. The elderly are playing checkers in the park. But Gotham? We do things a bit differently. And that's the point I've been trying to make since day one. You wanted to lock me up for that, you hypocrites?", The Joker accusingly spit.
"Oh, of course you did. Anything to make the peanut gallery pleased. You leave the flying rodent to scurry along your rooftops, but when it comes to one, innocent little clown, it's different. He kills a few people, and suddenly he's the monster. Where's the justice in that, Gotham? You make a hero out of one freak, but the other one gets treated like filth. Well, no more, I say! Tonight, me and The Bat are on equal terms."
With a reach, The Joker snatches the camera, and points it towards Loeb once more. She's closing her eyes, trying not to look at her horrifying captor. But this only seems to add to The Joker's manic behavior, as he giggles to himself before continuing.
"I issue a challenge to Gotham City's police force. No doubt, you want your sniveling Commissioner back, so you can resume locking up the only sane people that this city has left. Well, I'm going to make that easy for you. As we speak, there's an envelope being sent to the Major Crimes Unit with directions to where I'm currently keeping miss Jillian. It shouldn't be hard to figure out... I even drew a map. But there's one catch to this little game of hide and seek: none of you can come for her. Only The Batman can personally pursue me to try and save your Commissioner. And I have men looking out as far as the eye can see, so if any cop comes near the area, I'll know first. And I'll kill her. Along with any chance Gotham had of being a saner, safer place."
The camera spins once more, as The Joker leans down, intimately peering into it.
"You hear that, Batman? You and I are going to mold Gotham's future. Either it becomes a city full of crazies like us, or you get to save the day again. You have until midnight, tomorrow. And if you don't show, I'll kill her anyway. Then who's to blame for being the monster?"
The Joker leaped up, ecstatically, twiddling his fingers together in glee.
"See? This is news I can live with!"
With another cackle, the screen went blank. And the panic in Gotham City rocketed skyhigh.