"Do you know today's word, officers?"
The guards at Blackgate Prison had almost fell out of their seats, when they noticed the strangely garbed man approaching the front gate. He was wearing a straw hat, and a long, torn, brown overcoat, done up like a Halloween ragdoll. But even when the guards had drawn their weapons to fire, in blantant threat of the madman, he didn't seem to care. As if he were unafraid of them, or anything else.
"Get lost, creep.", One warned, resting his finger on the trigger of his rifle. "No unauthorized entry."
Eerily, the man waved his thin finger, never once showing his face beneath the hat.
"That is not the right word, gentlemen...", He responded, raising up his hands.
"The right word, today, is 'phobia'."
Before either guard could possibly shoot, a thin, white cloud of some unknown substance sprayed out at both, blanketing them with something strange that stung their eyes on impact. The guards yelped, in pain, as they dropped their weapons, and doubled over, trying to rub their eyes free of the substance... but by the time they had, the man in question had managed to bypass their security, and make it into the gate, where they were stationed. The guards couldn't move, or they would have attacked their attacker... but soon, they wouldn't be doing much of anything else, as the man held up a small skull, with glowing eyesockets. They wouldn't much, that is... besides screaming.
"And tonight, I want to explore your's, officers!"
Suddenly, each guard's eyes widened, as the world around them became distorted. One was seeing snakes... a fear of which he had dealt with ever since he had been bit by a copperhead at a young age. The other was seeing the purest fear of all... death, as his skin melted away, and his bones crumbled. Both guards began screaming at the top of their lungs, as the man in the straw hat removed it, in delight, staring down at the officers through the eyes of a burlap sack mask.
"That's it. Yes, that's it, gentlemen,", The Scarecrow hissed, as if perversely overjoyed by their agony.
"Succumb to your inner most phobias. Release your frightening nightmares upon yourselves. Quiver upon your own fears like scared children... while I relieve you of your duties."
Walking over to the control panel, Scarecrow wasted no time in viewing the controls, and deciephering their individual useages for himself. After a minute, with the guards' screaming still echoing in the background, the criminal grasped a master switch under a panel he had found, and pulled it down. A grin came upon Jonathan Crane's lips, as The Scarecrow heard a loud beep. Followed by the instant release of hundreds of cell doors from within.
The prisoners of Blackgate were free.
"Hickory dickory dock... the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck twelve, and Gotham went to hell..."
Gotham's ultimate nightmare was about to be realized, courtesy of the master of fear himself. And he couldn't have been happier.
"Hickory, dickory dock."
"You wanna go first, Detective Driver?"
Driver looked at Officer Dixon, annoyed, as they approached the cell door with a gourney and handcuffs presented. A good kid, and a respectable officer, but it was obvious that he was as big of a coward as a schoolgirl.
"Whatever helps you sleep at night, rookie.", Driver scoffed, before grabbing the keys, and twisting the lock open, revealing the cell's occupant.
As silent as he was chilling to look at, the green hair and ruby red lips upon an unremoveable clown mask that was attached to his face were all but infamous, as Driver looked upon the sociapathic killer that simply sat, quietly, bound up in a straight jacket. The Joker looked at driver, with hateful eyes gleaming past his now lengthened green tinted hair... but surprisingly, had no vile comment to offer the Detective.
"Get up, freak.", Driver ordered, sternly.
"We're getting you out of here, and into a nice padded room. That alright with you?"
The Joker was still silent. Still hatefully glaring. Driver turned, annoyed with the clown, as he took the handcuff's from Dixon, and immediately began to remove the straps of his straightjacket, freeing The Joker's arms. But before he undid the back, fully allowing the clown free, Driver stopped, and grabbed Joker by the collar of his shirt.
"You try anything, clown, and I won't hesitate to fill you full of lead.", Driver warned, indicating the pistol that was hooked to his shirt's holster strap.
"You got me?"
The Joker simply wavered his eyes. Obviously, the time in jail had done a real number on him. While he had been cheery and taunting, last month, when he was brought in... now, it seemed, the clown was simply carefree and withdrawn. A shell of his former self. And Driver thanked every god he could for that.
Removing the jacket, Driver firmly grasped The Joker's wrists, and cuffed him to the railing on the wall. As soon as he did, Driver turned, and motioned for Dixon to come in with the gourney. The officer did, hesitantly, as the clown was situated, still wearing the blood soaked purple and green garb that he had been arrested in four weeks ago. He smelled of it, and other odors, as Dixon nearly upchucked his lunch upon entry. But Driver was stronger, apparentally, as he grabbed the gourney and prepared to move The Joker to it.
"Driver! Get back in here!"
Driver turned, with a sneer, as Loeb's voice echoed through the halls.
"Christ, that woman won't make up her mind.", He mumbled, before handing the cuff's keys to Dixon.
"You can handle things from here, rookie. Just get him on, cuff him, and wheel him out to the white coats up front. Got it?"
Dixon nodded, taking the keys, as Driver promptly exited. Watching Driver go, Dixon sighed to himself, trying not to look at the madman behind him. But only a second later, he heard a spine tingling barritone surprise him, actually going as far to make the officer jump.
"Geez. What a tightass."
Dixon turned, startled, as The Joker was staring right down at him.
"Wouldn't you say?"
Before Dixon could move, The Joker was on him, grabbing the officer fiercely and pinning him to the cell wall, holding him up by the neck. Dixon gasped for air, but The Joker didn't relent, as he pressed upon the Officer's atom's apple, displaying a strength unlikely for his stature.
"Buh... But... the cuffs...
the cuffs...!"
"The cuffs?", The Joker questioned, mockingly, before releasing the officer, placing his index finger on his forehead.
"Oh, right. The cuffs, the cuffs..."
Spinning, The Joker instantly grabbed the now stray handcuffs, and turned, violently slapping Dixon across the face with them. The officer fell, in severe pain, as The Joker took the cuffs, and pressed them hard against Dixon's throat. Dixon struggled for air, but even then, he knew it was no use, as The Joker held them firmly down, watching as the officer lost more and more oxygen.
"See, there's this old saying. I'm sure you've heard of it. 'Whatever you're looking for is in the place you'd least expect it'...", The madman continued, before producing a lone, rusted cuff key in his hand, showing it proudly to Dixon. The very same he had taken when he had been moved from cell to cell.
"Betcha a dollar that your boys in blue didn't think to look on me! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Moments later, Dixon collasped, barely alive. Less than The Joker had hoped for, as he had hoped to drain
all of the oxygen from the deluded officer, but at this point, he had no choice but to use the cards that were dealt to him. He had spent far too long behind these cell bars. It was time that he tasted freedom, once more. In the most extravagant way possible, of course.
As The Joker moved for the cell door, he paused, thinking to himself. Who in their right mind would just stroll into Gotham Central unarmed, dressed like him? Of course, he wasn't exactly in his right mind anyway... but there was still the issue of his freedom to consider. Turning, The Joker suddenly stopped, seeing Dixon's police uniform fully on display, clenched to the unconcious officer. The Joker grinned, madly, as an idea formed into his head.
"Time for a comeback, baby."
"What the hell is going on out there?!"
Mayor Oswald Cobblepot was on the verge of an collaspe, hearing the resports that were slowly coming in from different parts of his city. The phonelines for Blackgate Prison were down, The Gotham City Courthouse was the scene of absolute chaos from what witnesses had described, he couldn't get ahold of the Police Department due to the phonecalls pouring into their service lines, and no one was telling him anything remotely concrete.
Grabbing the handles on his office's chair, Oswald waddled up, due to his small and pudgy frame, and grabbed one of his signature umbrellas and his tophat. If no one was going to tell him anything, he was going to find it out for himself. Nothing in Gotham City was beyond
his reach.
Making his way towards the twin doors, Oswald suddenly paused, hearing shouts from the other side. Numerous gunshots began sounding off, as Oswald hit the ground, holding the back of his bald head, hoping no bullets would make it through the doors.
"Waugh! What... what the..."
No sooner than that, did the doors burst open, as several of Oswald's personal bodyguards fell through, winded by their numerous shots and bullet wounds. They were already dead by the time they hit the floors of Oswald's office, as he turned, in clear fright of what was happening, trying to deciepher who had been attacking him. Though the halls were filled with smoke from the gunfire, Oswald peered ahead, noticing a figure walking towards him.
"You! You there! What in god's name do you think you're doing, you petulent prankster!? This vacinity is off limits!"
Oswald's eyes widened, as the figure laughed aloud, producing a gun, as he made his way through the smoke and grime. But even before he saw his face... or faces, as it were, Oswald instantly recognised the attacker's voice.
"H-Harvey?"
Two-Face entered the room, almost amused at Oswald's pathetic threats, as he revealed a second gun in his other hand. Harvey had worked with Oswald frequently in his days as District Attorney, even lobbying for Cobblepot to run for Mayor early on. But since they had last seen eachother, alot had changed between the two men. Specifically, a jarring facial scar that coated half of Dent's face, turning him into the murderous criminal Oswald saw now.
"Now, now, Ozzie... is that any way to treat an old friend?", Harvey asked.
"Especially one you backstabbed, you misrable bastard?!"
Oswald stood, defiant, only to be grabbed by Harvey's iron grip, and forced against the office table. Oswald began to sweat, as Harvey displayed his disfigurement in full view.
"Meet our better half, Cobblepot.", Two-Face ordered.
"And remember this face on your way to hell."
Oswald gasped for air, trying to break free.
"Harvey! What's the meaning of this?! What do you want from me?!"
Two-Face smirked sadistically, once more.
"Nothing I won't already have within the hour, old friend..."
"GOTHAM!"