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[Franklin Richards]

This be the truth

The way he writes most of the Avengers makes me make the face

The only reason I'm reading his New Avengers right now is because I am in fangirl-y love with Victoria Hand. Who Bendis created and therefore does not suck at writing

...plus The Thing.

 

[Anubis]

But is he writing the Thing Well?

Is it worth it for thing to be in the book if he gets beat up by Luke Cage?

 

[Franklin Richards]

He hasn't done that yet. So I'm still there. What's strange is when Spidey, Wolverine, and Ben are chatting. It's weird. I can't look away. I know something's wrong, but I just can't stop.

 

[Mystirious]

His T-Bolts run was awesome.

And he got the characterizations right.

Moonstone, manipulative b***h you don't really know what she's thinking? Check.

Songbird and Radioactive Man, people who really embraced the heroic lifestyle and would do whatever they could to make sure the team didn't become Norman Osborne's personal kill squad? Check.

Osborne, Nutjob barely holding it together? Check.

That's true

And his Norman Osborn was fracking hillarious in his craziness

 

[TheCorpulent1]

He hasn't done that yet. So I'm still there. What's strange is when Spidey, Wolverine, and Ben are chatting. It's weird. I can't look away. I know something's wrong, but I just can't stop.

No weirder than Cap stepping aside to allow Iron Man to recruit Wolverine onto the Avengers specifically as a lethal weapon in the first place.

... Yes, that still annoys me.

 

[Drz]

What? Why would Steve ever agree with that?

 

[Anubis]

Because Bendis changes characters to fit his story rather than change his story to fit his characters.

 

[Drz]

Because Bendis changes characters to fit his story rather than change his story to fit his characters.

 

[Mystirious]

No weirder than Cap stepping aside to allow Iron Man to recruit Wolverine onto the Avengers specifically as a lethal weapon in the first place.

... Yes, that still annoys me.

There are so many things wrong with that plot point

So many

I cannot believe that Steve would ever be okay with the Avengers murdering people. If they had no other option I'm sure he would understand but i cant believe he would have someone join the avengers just because their good at killing people

That's not the Captain America I love

...plus The Thing.

Thing is fabulous

And Bendis writes him okay. But I get most of my Thing-y goodness from FF

 

[TheCorpulent1]

What? Why would Steve ever agree with that?

Whoa, I literally read that twice to make sure I was seeing your name attached to it. I thought you'd be all, "F*** yeah, he's on his way to becoming as awesome as Ultimate Cap!" You done me proud, son. You done me proud.

 

[Franklin Richards]

There are so many things wrong with that plot point

So many

I cannot believe that Steve would ever be okay with the Avengers murdering people. If they had no other option I'm sure he would understand but i cant believe he would have someone join the avengers just because their good at killing people

That's not the Captain America I love



Thing is fabulous

And Bendis writes him okay. But I get most of my Thing-y goodness from FF

Bring back Marvel Two-in-One!!!

 

[Mystirious]

Because Bendis changes characters to fit his story rather than change his story to fit his characters.

And thats terrible

He's taken all the fun out of Squirrel Girl too. I dont think Bendis likes fun

 

[Mystirious]

Whoa, I literally read that twice to make sure I was seeing your name attached to it. I thought you'd be all, "F*** yeah, he's on his way to becoming as awesome as Ultimate Cap!" You done me proud, son. You done me proud.

D'awwwwww

Bring back Marvel Two-in-One!!!

I would read it

 

[Drz]

Whoa, I literally read that twice to make sure I was seeing your name attached to it. I thought you'd be all, "F*** yeah, he's on his way to becoming as awesome as Ultimate Cap!" You done me proud, son. You done me proud.

 

[Darthphere]

So good.

 

[Mystirious]

Watching some Avengers right now and watching Cap fighting Zemo

Now this is the real Captain America

 

[Manic]

He might wanna head to the free clinic and get a shot for that.

 

[Mystirious]

That's what happens when you have a one night stand with Dormammu

 

[Franklin Richards]

"Yeah, but can he go nova?"

 

[lixdexia]

What? Why would Steve ever agree with that?

the same reason hawkeye would think to take a flaming quiver with quick release straps off his back...le sigh

Because Bendis changes characters to fit his story rather than change his story to fit his characters.

but that's what all the best writers do, just ask gail simone and geoff johns

That's what happens when you have a one night stand with Dormammu

IT BURNS WHEN I PEE!!!!!!

 

[Franklin Richards]

What happens when he does No. 2?

 

[Mystirious]

the same reason hawkeye would think to take a flaming quiver with quick release straps off his back...le sigh

IT BURNS WHEN I PEE!!!!!!

Follow the advice of Optimus Prime

Get regular prostate exams

 

[Darthphere]

What happens when he does No. 2?

I hope he has some Prep H handy.

 

[Tron Bonne]

You know what I just bought? A Zune HD. Yeah, they're still around

 

[Anubis]

.....Why?