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[Anubis]

ok, here's where i'm at. do i go with the one that requires abosutely no effort on my part, or the slightly more attractive one i know little about who's been kinda flirty. neither option really opens up for a few weeks due to training, and i think if i put any effort into one it may drive off the other. thoughts?

Do you like the chase or are you lazy and prefer little to no effort? Once you answer that question, then you got your answer.

 

[chamber-music]

ok, here's where i'm at. do i go with the one that requires abosutely no effort on my part, or the slightly more attractive one i know little about who's been kinda flirty. neither option really opens up for a few weeks due to training, and i think if i put any effort into one it may drive off the other. thoughts?

Up yo game brotha try and see them both

Nah if you can't find away of seeing them both then I would go with the one you want the most.

 

[Manic]

Here is the top 100 people in line for the British Throne

1. HRH The Prince Charles, The Prince of Wales (b. 1948) eldest son of the Queen;
2. HRH Prince William of Wales (b. 1982) eldest son of the Prince of Wales;
3. HRH Prince Harry of Wales (b. 1984) youngest son of the Prince of Wales;
4. HRH The Prince Andrew, The Duke of York (b. 1960) second son of the Queen;
5. HRH Princess Beatrice of York (b. 1988) elder daughter of Prince Andrew;
6. HRH Princess Eugenie of York (b. 1990) younger daughter of Prince Andrew;
7. HRH The Prince Edward (b. 1964) youngest son of the Queen;
8. James, Viscount Severn (b. 2007) son of Prince Edward;
9. Lady Louise Windsor (b. 2003) daughter of Prince Edward;
10. HRH The Princess Anne, Princess Royal (b. 1950) only daughter of the Queen;

I can imagine Anne saying "Oh, f*** this s***" every time one of her brothers had another kid that knocked her further down the ladder.

 

[Darthphere]

I wanna see some distant royal cousin kill off everybody in the line and stage a coup to take back control of the country from Parliament. Not because I think a Monarchy is better or nothing but just because you don't see that sorta thing from the Brits anymore.

Prime Ministers head on a pike on London Bridge. Breaking out the Throne and crown and just chillin' out in court with a big ass sword and some serving wenches. That old school royalty s**t.

It would be a **** storm because the US would intervene and drop bombs on people and then other countries would back the newly imposed King/Queen and get involved it would literally become WWIII.

 

[Anubis]

Here is the top 100 people in line for the British Throne

1. HRH The Prince Charles, The Prince of Wales (b. 1948) eldest son of the Queen;
2. HRH Prince William of Wales (b. 1982) eldest son of the Prince of Wales;
3. HRH Prince Harry of Wales (b. 1984) youngest son of the Prince of Wales;
4. HRH The Prince Andrew, The Duke of York (b. 1960) second son of the Queen;
5. HRH Princess Beatrice of York (b. 1988) elder daughter of Prince Andrew;
6. HRH Princess Eugenie of York (b. 1990) younger daughter of Prince Andrew;
7. HRH The Prince Edward (b. 1964) youngest son of the Queen;
8. James, Viscount Severn (b. 2007) son of Prince Edward;
9. Lady Louise Windsor (b. 2003) daughter of Prince Edward;
10. HRH The Princess Anne, Princess Royal (b. 1950) only daughter of the Queen;
11. Peter Phillips (b. 1977)
12. Zara Phillips (b. 1981)
13. David Armstrong-Jones, Viscount Linley (b. 1961)
14. Hon. Charles Armstrong Jones (b. 1999)
15. Margarita Armstrong-Jones (b. 2002)
16. Lady Sarah Chatto (b. 1964)
17. Samuel Chatto (b. 1996)
18. Arthur David Nathaniel Chatto (b. 1999)
19. HRH Prince Richard, The 2nd Duke of Gloucester (b. 1944)
20. Alexander Windsor, Earl of Ulster (b. 1974)
21. Xan Windsor, Lord Culloden (b. 2007)
22. Lady Davina Windsor (b. 1977)
23. Lady Rose Windsor (b. 1980)
24. HRH Prince Edward, Duke of Kent (b. 1935)
George Windsor, Earl of St. Andrews (excluded by marrying a Roman Catholic)
Edward Windsor, Baron Downpatrick (excluded by becoming a Roman Catholic)
25. Lady Marina Charlotte Windsor (b. 1992)
Lady Amelia Windsor (excluded by becoming a Roman Catholic)
Lord Nicholas Windsor (excluded by becoming a Roman Catholic)
26. Lady Helen Taylor (b. 1964)
27. Columbus Taylor (b. 1994)
28. Cassius Taylor (b. 1996)
29. Eloise Taylor (b. 2003)
30. Estella Taylor (b 2004)
Prince Michael of Kent (excluded by marrying a Roman Catholic)
31. Lord Frederick Windsor (b 1979)
32. Lady Gabriella Windsor (b. 1981)
33. HRH Princess Alexandra the Hon. Lady Ogilvy (b. 1936)
34. James Ogilvy (b. 1964)
35. Alexander Ogilvy (b. 1996)
36. Flora Ogilvy (b. 1994)
37. Marina Ogilvy, Mrs Paul Mowatt (b. 1966)
38. Christian Mowatt (b. 1993)
39. Miss Zenouska Mowatt (b. 1990)
40. George Lascelles, 7th Earl of Harewood (b. 1923)
41. David Lascelles, Viscount Lascelles (b. 1950)
42. Hon. Alexander Lascelles (b. 1980)
43. Hon. Edward Lascelles (b. 1982)
44. Hon. James Lascelles (b. 1953)
45. Rowan Lascelles (b. 1977)
46. Tewa Lascelles (b. 1985)
47. Sophie Lascelles (b. 1973)
48. Hon. Jeremy Lascelles (b. 1955)
49. Thomas Lascelles (b. 1982)
50. Ellen Lascelles (b. 1984)
51. Amy Lascelles (b. 1986)
52. Tullulah Lascalles (b. 2005)
53. Henry Lascelles (b. 1953)
54. Maximilian Lascelles (b. 1991)
55. James Carnegie, 3rd Duke of Fife (b. 1929)
56. David Carnegie, Earl of Southesk (b. 1961)
57. Lord Charles Duff Carnegie (b. 1989)
58. Hon. George William Carnegie (b. 1991)
59. Hon. Hugh Alexander Carnegie (b. 1993)
60. Lady Alexandra Etherington (b. 1959)
61. Amelia Mary Carnegie Etherington (b. 2001)
62. HM King Harald V of Norway (b. 1937)
63. HRH Crown Prince Haakon of Norway (b. 1973)
64. HH Prince Sverre Magnus of Norway (b. 2005)
65. HRH Princess Ingrid Alexandra of Norway (b. 2004)
66. Princess Martha Louise of Norway (b. 1971)
67. Maud Angelica Behn (b. 2003)
68. Leah Isadora Behn (b. 2005)
69. HH Princess Raghnild (b. 1930)
Haakon Lorentzen (excluded by marrying a Roman Catholic)
70. Olav Lorentzen (b. 1985)
71. Christian Lorentzen (1988)
72. Sophia Lorentzen (b. 1994)
Ingeborg Lorentzen (excluded by marrying a Roman Catholic)
73. Victoria Ribeiro (b. 1988)
Ragnhild Lorentzen
74. HH Princess Astrid of Norway (b. 1932)
75. Alexander Ferner (b. 1965)
76. Stella Ferner (b. 1998)
77. Carl-Christian Ferner (b. 1972)
78. Cathrine Johansen (b. 1962)
79. Sebastian Johansen (b. 1990)
80. Madeleine Johansen (b. 1993)
81. Benedikte Ferner (b. 1963)
82. Elisabeth Ferner Beckman(b. 1969)
83. Benjamin Ferner Beckman (b. 1999)
Michael, King of Romania (excluded by marrying a Roman Catholic)
84. Princess Margarita of Romania (b. 1949)
85. Princess Helen of Romania (b. 1950)
86. Nicholas Medforth-Mills (b. 1985)
87. Karina Medforth-Mills (b. 1989)
88. Princess Irina of Romania (b. 1953)
89. Michael Kreuger (b. 1985)
90. Angelica Kreuger (b. 1986)
91. Princess Sophie of Romania (b. 1957)
92. Elisabeta-Maria de Laufenborg (b. 1999)
Princess Marie of Romania (excluded by marrying a Roman Catholic)
Crown Prince Alexander of Yugoslavia (excluded by marrying a Roman Catholic)
93. Prince Peter of Yugoslavia (b. 1980)
94. Prince Philip of Yugoslavia (b. 1982)
95. Prince Alexander of Yugoslavia (b. 1982)
96. Prince Nikolas of Yugoslavia (b. 1958)
97. Princess Marija of Yugoslavia (b. 1993)
98. Prince George of Yugoslavia (b. 1984)
99. Prince Michael of Yugoslavia (b. 1985)
100. Princess Katarina of Yugoslavia (b. 1959)

Disposed Eastern European royals round out the list

All it would take is for that inbreed *****e to develop a charming sociopathic personality, seduce the public with promises of fixing their s**t lives by putting him in power, and killing the 56 people in front of him (And to be safe, 56 behind him.) as well as putting together a Gorilla Force to help him take over parliament and BAM! Instant Monarch.

 

[lixdexia]

Do you like the chase or are you lazy and prefer little to no effort? Once you answer that question, then you got your answer.

indeed...

Up yo game brotha try and see them both

Nah if you can't find away of seeing them both then I would go with the one you want the most.

if the scheduling were such that i could, i would. but it's not, so i can't. and i don't particularly want either of them, i just want SOMEthing. training is a long dry pain in the ass

 

[Anubis]

It would be a **** storm because the US would intervene and drop bombs on people and then other countries would back the newly imposed King/Queen and get involved it would literally become WWIII.

Yup.

 

[lixdexia]

It would be a **** storm because the US would intervene and drop bombs on people and then other countries would back the newly imposed King/Queen and get involved it would literally become WWIII.

i say go for it, as long as we keep the fighting mostly in europe again. world's overpopulated, 3 ways to fix that: war, plauge, natural disaster

 

[chamber-music]

I can imagine Anne saying "Oh, f*** this s***" every time one of her brothers had another kid that knocked her further down the ladder.

Anne's daughter Zara Phillips who married the ugly England captain the other week is the most down to earth one out of of all of them. Her and her brother are the only royals to not take a royal title in 500 years plus she is the biggest party animal her cousin Prince Harry ain't got nothing on her

All it would take is for that inbreed *****e to develop a charming sociopathic personality, seduce the public with promises of fixing their s**t lives by putting him in power, and killing the 56 people in front of him (And to be safe, 56 behind him.) as well as putting together a Gorilla Force to help him take over parliament and BAM! Instant Monarch.

He would also have destroy 800 year old Magna Carta

indeed...

if the scheduling were such that i could, i would. but it's not, so i can't. and i don't particularly want either of them, i just want SOMEthing. training is a long dry pain in the ass

Then go for the easy one

 

[lixdexia]

He would also have destroy 800 year old Magna Carta

or just force parlement to make a new law abolishing those put in place by the magna carta.

 

[Anubis]

Is the Magna Carta witten on asbestos?

 

[chamber-music]

It would be a **** storm because the US would intervene and drop bombs on people and then other countries would back the newly imposed King/Queen and get involved it would literally become WWIII.

Seeing as I and my family live in London I would like to object to the whole bomb dropping part of the plan.

U.S could bomb the city of Hull in North East England and no one would mind though in fact most people would say it would be an improvement

 

[lixdexia]

Is the Magna Carta witten on asbestos?

no, but i'm pretty sure it's got one of those crazy air-tight super security systems like the constituion. i know it toured a few years back, but i bet the home base it pretty dificult to infiltrate, unless you're nic cage.

 

[chamber-music]

Is the Magna Carta witten on asbestos?

Its made from King Johns salty tears after his brother King Richard 'The Lionheart' slapped the taste out of his mouth and possibly Robin Hood if you believe hollywood movies

 

[Anubis]

Then just blow up the building it's in. Don't wanna trip any alarms after you've forcibly taken over a country and could just pretty much ignore all the rules and laws of the country that governed it before you took it over. Best to be on the safe side.

 

[chamber-music]

no, but i'm pretty sure it's got one of those crazy air-tight super security systems like the constituion. i know it toured a few years back, but i bet the home base it pretty dificult to infiltrate, unless you're nic cage.

Its locked away in the Tower Of London with Hitlers other testicle

 

[Darthphere]

Seeing as I and my family live in London I would like to object to the whole bomb dropping part of the plan.

U.S could bomb the city of Hull in North East England and no one would mind though in fact most people would say it would be an improvement

What about Newcastle, no one understands what they're saying anyway.

 

[lixdexia]

Then just blow up the building it's in. Don't wanna trip any alarms after you've forcibly taken over a country and could just pretty much ignore all the rules and laws of the country before you took it over. Best to be on the safe side.

the safe side would involve getting parlement to "hand-over" rule of the country, other wise they'd have to deal with both members of the u.k.'s army and all five of it's policemen

 

[chamber-music]

I don't know why some country doesn't invade Belgium the literally don't have a goverment and their royal family is even lamer than ours

 

[chamber-music]

What about Newcastle, no one understands what they're saying anyway.

No Stan Lee's wife is from Newcastle so it would make Stan Lee sad plus Sting is from from there.......actually scatch that burn the city to the ground

 

[Anubis]

the safe side would involve getting parlement to "hand-over" rule of the country, other wise they'd have to deal with both members of the u.k.'s army and all five of it's policemen

Pfft, my hypothetical tyrannical King of England feels that that's the wussy way to go.

 

[chamber-music]

the safe side would involve getting parlement to "hand-over" rule of the country, other wise they'd have to deal with both members of the u.k.'s army and all five of it's policemen

Your forgetting Northern Ireland and Scotland is part of the good luck dealing with those guys if you come up with an answer let us know

 

[lixdexia]

Pfft, my hypothetical tyrannical King of England feels that that's the wussy way to go.

that's because your small minded hypothetical tryannical king is only thinking short term. my way you finish the coup with a built in military ready to then conquer even more lands for him to rule. it's lex luthor v. dr doom, one has greater earning potential and the other is safer long term.

 

[Anubis]

Your forgetting Northern Ireland and Scotland is part of the good luck dealing with those guys if you come up with an answer let us know

Bomb Ireland into vapor. The Scots will either fall in line or provoke a similar solution.

 

[lixdexia]

Bomb Ireland into vapor. The Scots will either fall in line or provoke a similar solution.

another dr. doom solution...

Your forgetting Northern Ireland and Scotland is part of the good luck dealing with those guys if you come up with an answer let us know

sure, make lavish promises you have no intention of fufilling. by the time they realise you're not going to keep them you'll have the force of at least half of europe at your disposal. also kill superman.