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I had a girl who was convinced I was cheating on her with my cousin, so she set her car on fire.
 
wow, that's next level right there.


the fridge broke last night and there have been tornadoes all through the area tonight. so while everyone else is huddled up downstairs i'm cooking steak and eggs so they don't go to waste.
 
best way to ride out a disaster is with lots of meat.
 
I've never had Steak and Eggs. I see Steak as too much of a dinner meat. Does sound pretty damn good right now though.
 
I've never had Steak and Eggs. I see Steak as too much of a dinner meat. Does sound pretty damn good right now though.
it's good. you should try it, just use a small piece of steak and don't season it much.
 
Yeah, the next time I'm in a real nice Diner I may do just that. Of course I'll have to order my usual as well, just in case Steak and Eggs isn't to my liking.

You enjoy Parks & Rec, right Lix?
 
Steak and eggs sounds like a fab combination

If I try that I'mma wrap the eggs around the steak. It will be like the egg is giving the steak a hug

A delicious hug

I had a girl who was convinced I was cheating on her with my cousin, so she set her car on fire.

There is so much about that which is crazy and makes no sense :wow:
 
Doesn't sound too 'armless to me...

Hyuk, Hyuk, GUFFAW!
 
no typing in a cockney accent hound, it's the law :o
 
Charlie Boy can't resist that booty call she has swinging!
 
I'm confused. Was the sad face suggesting shame or frustration from not being able to get our end away..?
 
The sad face was suggesting I promised myself I wouldn't mess with that harlot again... Then she pops up needing my meat and I'm willing to feed her.
 
And somehow we landed back on weird fetishes with Charlie Boy's example of feeder porn...
 
Hey Wompu how come Mysterious, Charlie Boy and Myself ain't on the regular list?
Did we not do the special secret handshake right? :awesome:
I had a girl who was convinced I was cheating on her with my cousin, so she set her car on fire.
You win in the crazy ex stakes!!! :wow:

wow, that's next level right there.


the fridge broke last night and there have been tornadoes all through the area tonight. so while everyone else is huddled up downstairs i'm cooking steak and eggs so they don't go to waste.
Good Luck don't know what I would do if we had big tornados or earthquakes over here.
Yeah, my roommate who doesn't know we hooked up before wouldn't stop interrupting. Every time she'd leave the room, we'd go at it... Then she'd come back and we'd have to go back to being platonic.
The definition of a c***blocker. Would your roommate mind if you two hooked up?
 
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