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[TheCorpulent1]

Irish names suit everyone. Those f***ers moved around and bred like crazy.

 

[WompuM]

My name is Jewish. I am not. Funny world we live in.

 

[Mystirious]

Watching Megapiranha tonight and this movie is madness

A man is fighting off giant piranha with his powerful kicking. Its outstanding

If you trick Corpy into saying his name backwards, he will be sent back to the 5th Dimension where he is currently dodging child support payments from Bjork.

That one night stand with Bjork is something he will never forget

 

[TheCorpulent1]

The one that got away... with all my money.

 

[Franklin Richards]

My name is Jewish. I am not. Funny world we live in.

I'm circumcised AND an atheist.


Tradition. TRADITION!

 

[Mystirious]

Irish names suit everyone. Those f***ers moved around and bred like crazy.

I like to imagine that everyone there is a nymphomaniac

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'm circumcised AND an atheist.


Tradition. TRADITION!

Were you born an atheist, though? 'Cause if so, your parents are just cruel.

 

[Mystirious]

The one that got away... with all my money.

And one of your kidneys

 

[Mystirious]

My name is Jewish. I am not. Funny world we live in.

I like to imagine that your name is really Womp

 

[Darthphere]

I don't think anything in the world describes anything better than describing Darth as a Nicaraguan Seth Rogen.

For real. I never saw it before. True story, I went to Subway one time and the guy making the subs was like "Has anyone ever told you look like Seth Rogen?" I was like "No, please shut the **** up and finish my Italian BMT."

I'm circumcised AND an atheist.


Tradition. TRADITION!

I was circumcised for medical reasons.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I was circumcised for Catholic reasons.

 

[Charlie Boy]

I like to imagine that everyone there is a nymphomaniac

Drunk, pastry, angry nymphos.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Were you born an atheist, though? 'Cause if so, your parents are just cruel.

I was born a Hindu. In a past life I was Jim Morrison.

 

[Kane52630]

I was born a Hindu. In a past life I was Jim Morrison.

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[Mystirious]

Drunk, pastry, angry nymphos.

I can't decide if that sounds fun or terrible

 

[Charlie Boy]

Oh, it's terrible.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Ha! Suck it, wheat rolls that claimed to expire on April 25th. You're good until I damn well say you're not!

 

[Mystirious]

Oh Corp

Oh, it's terrible.

Are you speaking from experience Charlie Boy

 

[WompuM]

I was circumsized, just like 95% of all other guys I know. I guess I do know mostly Christian white boys though.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Well, I'm a milk chocolate young man, so no. My high school sweetheart was really pale though. And moody. Very ****ing moody.

 

[Anubis]

Fun fact, 73% of dudes who whine about being circumcised against their will when they were babies usually needed that extra half an inch to feel like a normal man.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That statistic is patently ridiculous.

Right?

It has to be...

 

[Mystirious]

Well, I'm a milk chocolate young man, so no. My high school sweetheart was really pale though. And moody. Very ****ing moody.

I have always thought that really pale girls were sexy

 

[Anubis]

Pale chicks just remind me of a messed up encounter I had with an albino.

 

[Manic]

For some reason, I only dig pale girls when they have jet black hair. I blame Fairuza Balk and Rose McGowan for that particular fetish.