The unDEAD DC Boards Lounge version 7.4

[BlackLantern]

WiiU gets announced, Nintendo stock drops 5 percent

you bought this on yourself, Nintendo

 

[Anubis]

God, you just revel in bad news don't you?

 

[BlackLantern]

I called it last year....that "casual audience" that Nintendo dropped to its knees for is now abandoning it for more convenient means....smartphones, tablets, so forth

I have just now become a Words With Friends addict, it was free and all I need is my phone

the hardcore gamers may be a bunch of anti-social, basement dwelling, hot pocket scarfing malcontents, but we're loyal if you crack out a desirable product

 

[Charlie Boy]

and Katey Segal.....Gemma Teller is easily the most frightening "mother" you'll ever see on TV

Sweet rack too

 

[BlackLantern]

I'd hit it....then run

 

[Hound55]

I do trim it. Got a nice arrow thing going.

Intentional, or has that just naturally occurred due to your frequent zip-based waxing?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I have just now become a Words With Friends addict, it was free and all I need is my phone

I just pulled out a last-minute win on that against Drak the other day.

 

[BlackLantern]

what are you trying to say, Corp?

you want some?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Add me on Facebook and start up a game, b****. It's on.

 

[BlackLantern]

oh...you think I'm scared of you...just because you're a librarian and you know lots of words and s***? I'm gonna take a dangling preposition, turn that sum***** sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!!!!

 

[Anubis]

Splendiferous pudding pop.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You know what the worst part about being fat is? I mean, other than the astronomically greater risk of heart disease and high cholesterol and all that life-threatening s***? The way your pants' zipper bunches up so that you have to keep pulling the two sides in line and shoving the zipper up in fits and starts, grunting the whole time so that other dudes in the bathroom think you're some perv who's probably whacking it in the stall next door.

Tell me about it bro

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You ain't fat, Spoons. Don't impugn the fatty brotherhood by trying to insinuate your muscley ass amongst us.

 

[Manic]

Burn the non-fat witch!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

oh...you think I'm scared of you...just because you're a librarian and you know lots of words and s***? I'm gonna take a dangling preposition, turn that sum***** sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!!!!

I know you're scared of me. You know why?

Denny Crane.

 

[BlackLantern]

I know you're scared of me. You know why?

Denny Crane.

He is fearsome

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I channel his immortal loquaciousness on the Scrabble Words with Friends board.

 

[BlackLantern]

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Made 10 times better because opposing council is totally the dad from Boy Meets World.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You ain't fat, Spoons. Don't impugn the fatty brotherhood by trying to insinuate your muscley ass amongst us.

Burn the non-fat witch!

You know what I've eaten today:

1 chicken cheesesteak
2 slices of pizza
1 can of Dr. Pepper
1 bowl of mac&cheese

100% serious. And I think I'll have a beer when I get home from work. I feel horrible

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, but all you gotta do is 500 sit ups and it's gone.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I've had a London broil, mashed potatoes with gravy, a couple glasses of Pepsi, a cup of Arizona iced tea, a footlong tuna sub, two oatmeal raisin cookies, and two cups of a ghetto-ass Arnold Palmer made with pink lemonade and sweet tea.

 

[Manic]

I had a footlong roasted chicken sandwich, a cup of cereal, steak & gravy, some rice, and a glass of grape juice. I want booze, but I restrict myself to weekends so my family doesn't think I have a problem.

 

[Tron Bonne]

I had a salad.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I want to go home and go to sleep, mostly. Still got an hour at work, though.