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[chamber-music]

That actually makes me think, but the whole no genitals, nipples or ass thing. Is that from the comics? I assume it isn't, since she actually wears clothes in the comics, but I always wondered why they did that in the films.

it is a bit confusing if she has no genitals how does she go to the toilet or make the beast with two backs?

are they hiding behind those blue scales or something

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Isn't he the one who was always after Janet Pyms goodies?

Whirlwind was, yeah. He just attacked Hank Pym in Avengers Academy because he blamed him for getting Jan killed (although, really, he should've been attacking either some Skrulls or Thor, but that's neither here nor there).

 

[Tron Bonne]

it is a bit confusing if she has no genitals how does she go to the toilet or make the beast with two backs?

are they hiding behind those blue scales or something

Oh well, I wasn't even thinking of that or anything, really. I didn't even think about the fact that she's technically naked in the other films, but they made kind of a big deal about it in this one for the latter part of her character arc. I'm just curious why they did that. It's probably as simple as wanting a way around showing a completely naked woman on screen under the censors but thought there might have been some comic reference to it.

 

[Anubis]

As far as I know she can shift on a genetic level, meaning, if she wants a vag, she can have one, and is she wants a wang, she can have one too. The ultimate tranny.

 

[Tron Bonne]

As far as I know she can shift on a genetic level, meaning, if she wants a vag, she can have one, and is she wants a wang, she can have one too. The ultimate tranny.

Well, yeah, I guess that's true, too.

 

[Anubis]

And all that s**ts fully functional too. So, She could be somebodies dad for all we know.

 

[chamber-music]

thats numberwang!

 

[Drz]

As far as I know she can shift on a genetic level, meaning, if she wants a vag, she can have one, and is she wants a wang, she can have one too. The ultimate tranny.

Wonder if Magneto is into the kinky stuff.

 

[chamber-music]

Well he is a crossdresser in First Class!

 

[Charlie Boy]

Why is Sons of Anarchy such an insanely amazing show?

 

[Anubis]

The Ron Perlman factor.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You know what the worst part about being fat is? I mean, other than the astronomically greater risk of heart disease and high cholesterol and all that life-threatening s***? The way your pants' zipper bunches up so that you have to keep pulling the two sides in line and shoving the zipper up in fits and starts, grunting the whole time so that other dudes in the bathroom think you're some perv who's probably whacking it in the stall next door.

 

[Anubis]

Maybe you should get some looser pants.

I keep getting my pubes stuck in my zipper.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Maybe you should get some looser pants.

I keep getting my pubes stuck in my zipper.

Mine get stuck in my belt buckle.

 

[BlackLantern]

The Ron Perlman factor.

and Katey Segal.....Gemma Teller is easily the most frightening "mother" you'll ever see on TV

You know what the worst part about being fat is? I mean, other than the astronomically greater risk of heart disease and high cholesterol and all that life-threatening s***? The way your pants' zipper bunches up so that you have to keep pulling the two sides in line and shoving the zipper up in fits and starts, grunting the whole time so that other dudes in the bathroom think you're some perv who's probably whacking it in the stall next door.

I am moving down there right now and we're gonna get you in shape......get ready for 4 am jogs and lots of Rocky music

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I walked halfway across campus from my parking spot to work this afternoon. That's gotta count for something.

Maybe you should get some looser pants.

I keep getting my pubes stuck in my zipper.

I'm always afraid of that but I never actually have.

I can't get looser pants. I'm at like size 48s already. Getting into the 50s is like me saying, "F*** it, I give up."

 

[Anubis]

That too.

In fact, when I went to see Thor, on the way out I stopped to bleed the lizard and OHHHHH S**********TTTTTTT!!!!!!11111

Everybody looked at me, and I was like, "uh, pubes stuck in belt buckle." And everybody was like, oh, yeah, okay.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Dang, son. Trimmers. Look into 'em.

 

[Kane52630]

You know what the worst part about being fat is? I mean, other than the astronomically greater risk of heart disease and high cholesterol and all that life-threatening s***? The way your pants' zipper bunches up so that you have to keep pulling the two sides in line and shoving the zipper up in fits and starts, grunting the whole time so that other dudes in the bathroom think you're some perv who's probably whacking it in the stall next door.

I know! s*** pisses me off when that happens and you are about to be late for work or some place you have to go to.

 

[yenaled]

Yeah seriously, trim it up.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I know! s*** pisses me off when that happens and you are about to be late for work or some place you have to go to.

Yeah, it's especially bad when I've just switched over to new pants. At least with pants I've been wearing for a few days, they've learned to breathe a bit and the zipper knows what's up.

 

[BlackLantern]

or better underwear

 

[Anubis]

I do trim it. Got a nice arrow thing going.

 

[Kane52630]

I do trim it. Got a nice arrow thing going.

Green Arrow would be proud.

 

[Charlie Boy]

I've been rockin the natural down south... But now that I'm getting snizz on the reg now I guess I should trim the hedges.