The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread

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  1. hey yo its sean Registered

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    This isn't a thread for anyone to ask for advice, make no mistake.

    Contribute your words of wisdom. About? Whatever you want. Go crazy.

    I'll start: "If it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a dick."
     
  2. Liquid Snake Registered

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    theres a saying in my country, the cayote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young, and the blood drips down to the villiage for breakfast, lunch and dinner,"
     
  3. SWAT Pool of the Death

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    Am I the only one who finds urine samples extremly hard to take...?
     
  4. Caliber Registered

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    The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
     
  5. Alexia Dark Warrior Princess

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    When the world around you is falling apart, remember that you are still standing.
     
  6. The Incredible Hulk Bad Hombre

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    It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
     
  7. PyroChamber Not lactose, it's milk!

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    Porn is useless if there is no sound.
     
  8. Socrates Registered

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    "Just say no."

    There.

    I've assessed the situation, and now I'm going. :O
     
  9. Carter Registered

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    "You're damned if you do and damned if you don't"
    - Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson
     
  10. Honey Vibe Pardon, Mr. Hyde?

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    People who are nice to you but mean to waiters are not nice people.
     
  11. Equinox Nerazzurri

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    To conquer fear, you must become fear :o
     
  12. GI Low Budget Registered

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    What's good is that child pornography is considered vile and putrid. What's not good is that it suddenly becomes artwork when it's a 2,000 year old Greek statue of a 7 year old boy pissing in a dirty old man's mouth.
     
  13. Caliber Registered

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    This is the truth about life because you can't please anyone at all. They ether leave you for caring or thinking about cheating. They don't communicate. I'm sorry I'm just venting from my current situation.
     
  14. Deadpool187 Registered

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    What Are You Dense? Are You ******ed Or Something? Who The Hell Do You Think I Am?
    I'm The Goddamn Batman.
     
  15. Venom'sDad Enter The Sym

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    If you smell something stanky..............


    That's me........................


    Cause, I'm the $h!+!!!!


    Yeahhhhh Baby!!!!!
     
  16. Winter Spleen Registered

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    I wouldn't dare.
     
  17. Silent Registered

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    You’re the product of a six pack and a faulty condom. ~Dad
     
  18. Winter Spleen Registered

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    You disgust me.
     
  19. Edd Extraordinaire Registered

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    Women, can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up.
     
  20. Winter Spleen Registered

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    well... they could...
     
  21. Edd Extraordinaire Registered

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    If they are really really really good at it.
     
  22. Venom'sDad Enter The Sym

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    If your left cheek always itch........


    You are probably a Liberal.


    If your right cheek always itch........


    You are probably a Conservative.


    But......


    If you always itching in the middle......


    Well..........umm....


    You are just a complete [email protected]!e



    Spleen...do you itch in the middle?????
     
  23. Winter Spleen Registered

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    It pains me how bad you suck.
     
  24. Edd Extraordinaire Registered

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    Don't do drugs. Eat your school, stay in greens.
     
  25. Helghast Registered

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    Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it.
     

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