The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread

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  1. hey yo its sean

    hey yo its sean Registered

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    This isn't a thread for anyone to ask for advice, make no mistake.

    Contribute your words of wisdom. About? Whatever you want. Go crazy.

    I'll start: "If it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a dick."
     
    #1 hey yo its sean, Sep 30, 2005
  2. Liquid Snake

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    theres a saying in my country, the cayote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young, and the blood drips down to the villiage for breakfast, lunch and dinner,"
     
    #2 Liquid Snake, Sep 30, 2005
  3. SWAT

    SWAT Pool of the Death

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    Am I the only one who finds urine samples extremly hard to take...?
     
    #3 SWAT, Sep 30, 2005
  4. Caliber

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    The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
     
    #4 Caliber, Sep 30, 2005
  5. Alexia Dark

    Alexia Dark Warrior Princess

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    When the world around you is falling apart, remember that you are still standing.
     
    #5 Alexia Dark, Sep 30, 2005
  6. The Incredible Hulk

    The Incredible Hulk Bad Hombre

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    It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
     
    #6 The Incredible Hulk, Sep 30, 2005
  7. PyroChamber

    PyroChamber Not lactose, it's milk!

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    Porn is useless if there is no sound.
     
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  8. Socrates

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    "Just say no."

    There.

    I've assessed the situation, and now I'm going. :O
     
    #8 Socrates, Sep 30, 2005
  9. Carter

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    "You're damned if you do and damned if you don't"
    - Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson
     
    #9 Carter, Sep 30, 2005
  10. Honey Vibe

    Honey Vibe Pardon, Mr. Hyde?

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    People who are nice to you but mean to waiters are not nice people.
     
    #10 Honey Vibe, Sep 30, 2005
  11. Equinox

    Equinox Nerazzurri

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    To conquer fear, you must become fear :o
     
    #11 Equinox, Sep 30, 2005
  12. GI Low Budget

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    What's good is that child pornography is considered vile and putrid. What's not good is that it suddenly becomes artwork when it's a 2,000 year old Greek statue of a 7 year old boy pissing in a dirty old man's mouth.
     
    #12 GI Low Budget, Oct 1, 2005
  13. Caliber

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    This is the truth about life because you can't please anyone at all. They ether leave you for caring or thinking about cheating. They don't communicate. I'm sorry I'm just venting from my current situation.
     
    #13 Caliber, Oct 1, 2005
  14. Deadpool187

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    What Are You Dense? Are You ******ed Or Something? Who The Hell Do You Think I Am?
    I'm The Goddamn Batman.
     
    #14 Deadpool187, Oct 1, 2005
  15. Venom'sDad

    Venom'sDad Enter The Sym

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    If you smell something stanky..............


    That's me........................


    Cause, I'm the $h!+!!!!


    Yeahhhhh Baby!!!!!
     
    #15 Venom'sDad, Oct 1, 2005
  16. Winter Spleen

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    I wouldn't dare.
     
    #16 Winter Spleen, Oct 1, 2005
  17. Silent

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    You’re the product of a six pack and a faulty condom. ~Dad
     
    #17 Silent, Oct 1, 2005
  18. Winter Spleen

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    You disgust me.
     
    #18 Winter Spleen, Oct 1, 2005
  19. Edd Extraordinaire

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    Women, can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up.
     
    #19 Edd Extraordinaire, Oct 1, 2005
  20. Winter Spleen

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    well... they could...
     
    #20 Winter Spleen, Oct 1, 2005
  21. Edd Extraordinaire

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    If they are really really really good at it.
     
    #21 Edd Extraordinaire, Oct 1, 2005
  22. Venom'sDad

    Venom'sDad Enter The Sym

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    If your left cheek always itch........


    You are probably a Liberal.


    If your right cheek always itch........


    You are probably a Conservative.


    But......


    If you always itching in the middle......


    Well..........umm....


    You are just a complete [email protected]!e



    Spleen...do you itch in the middle?????
     
    #22 Venom'sDad, Oct 1, 2005
  23. Winter Spleen

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    It pains me how bad you suck.
     
    #23 Winter Spleen, Oct 1, 2005
  24. Edd Extraordinaire

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    Don't do drugs. Eat your school, stay in greens.
     
    #24 Edd Extraordinaire, Oct 1, 2005
  25. Helghast

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    Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it.
     
    #25 Helghast, Oct 1, 2005
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