The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread

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  1. hey yo its sean

    hey yo its sean Well-Known Member

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    This isn't a thread for anyone to ask for advice, make no mistake.

    Contribute your words of wisdom. About? Whatever you want. Go crazy.

    I'll start: "If it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a dick."
     
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  2. Liquid Snake

    Liquid Snake Well-Known Member

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    theres a saying in my country, the cayote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young, and the blood drips down to the villiage for breakfast, lunch and dinner,"
     
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  3. SWAT

    SWAT Pool of the Death

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    Am I the only one who finds urine samples extremly hard to take...?
     
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  4. Caliber

    Caliber Well-Known Member

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    The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
     
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  5. Alexia Dark

    Alexia Dark Warrior Princess

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    When the world around you is falling apart, remember that you are still standing.
     
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  6. The Incredible Hulk

    The Incredible Hulk Bad Hombre

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    It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
     
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  7. PyroChamber

    PyroChamber Not lactose, it's milk!

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    Porn is useless if there is no sound.
     
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  8. Socrates

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    "Just say no."

    There.

    I've assessed the situation, and now I'm going. :O
     
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  9. Carter

    Carter Well-Known Member

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    "You're damned if you do and damned if you don't"
    - Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson
     
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  10. Honey Vibe

    Honey Vibe Pardon, Mr. Hyde?

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    People who are nice to you but mean to waiters are not nice people.
     
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  11. Equinox

    Equinox Nerazzurri

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    To conquer fear, you must become fear :o
     
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  12. GI Low Budget

    GI Low Budget Well-Known Member

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    What's good is that child pornography is considered vile and putrid. What's not good is that it suddenly becomes artwork when it's a 2,000 year old Greek statue of a 7 year old boy pissing in a dirty old man's mouth.
     
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  13. Caliber

    Caliber Well-Known Member

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    This is the truth about life because you can't please anyone at all. They ether leave you for caring or thinking about cheating. They don't communicate. I'm sorry I'm just venting from my current situation.
     
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  14. Deadpool187

    Deadpool187 Well-Known Member

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    What Are You Dense? Are You ******ed Or Something? Who The Hell Do You Think I Am?
    I'm The Goddamn Batman.
     
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  15. Venom'sDad

    Venom'sDad Enter The Sym

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    If you smell something stanky..............


    That's me........................


    Cause, I'm the $h!+!!!!


    Yeahhhhh Baby!!!!!
     
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  16. Winter Spleen

    Winter Spleen Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't dare.
     
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  17. Silent

    Silent Well-Known Member

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    You’re the product of a six pack and a faulty condom. ~Dad
     
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  18. Winter Spleen

    Winter Spleen Well-Known Member

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    You disgust me.
     
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  19. Edd Extraordinaire

    Edd Extraordinaire Well-Known Member

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    Women, can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up.
     
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  20. Winter Spleen

    Winter Spleen Well-Known Member

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    well... they could...
     
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  21. Edd Extraordinaire

    Edd Extraordinaire Well-Known Member

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    If they are really really really good at it.
     
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  22. Venom'sDad

    Venom'sDad Enter The Sym

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    If your left cheek always itch........


    You are probably a Liberal.


    If your right cheek always itch........


    You are probably a Conservative.


    But......


    If you always itching in the middle......


    Well..........umm....


    You are just a complete [email protected]!e



    Spleen...do you itch in the middle?????
     
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  23. Winter Spleen

    Winter Spleen Well-Known Member

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    It pains me how bad you suck.
     
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  24. Edd Extraordinaire

    Edd Extraordinaire Well-Known Member

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    Don't do drugs. Eat your school, stay in greens.
     
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  25. Helghast

    Helghast Well-Known Member

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    Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it.
     
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