The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread

[hey yo its sean]

This isn't a thread for anyone to ask for advice, make no mistake.

Contribute your words of wisdom. About? Whatever you want. Go crazy.

I'll start: "If it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a dick."

 

[Liquid Snake]

theres a saying in my country, the cayote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young, and the blood drips down to the villiage for breakfast, lunch and dinner,"

 

[SWAT]

Am I the only one who finds urine samples extremly hard to take...?

 

[Caliber]

The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.

 

[Alexia Dark]

When the world around you is falling apart, remember that you are still standing.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

 

[PyroChamber]

Porn is useless if there is no sound.

 

[Socrates]

"Just say no."

There.

I've assessed the situation, and now I'm going.

 

[Carter]

"You're damned if you do and damned if you don't"
- Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson

 

[Honey Vibe]

People who are nice to you but mean to waiters are not nice people.

 

[Equinox]

To conquer fear, you must become fear

 

[GI Low Budget]

What's good is that child pornography is considered vile and putrid. What's not good is that it suddenly becomes artwork when it's a 2,000 year old Greek statue of a 7 year old boy pissing in a dirty old man's mouth.

 

[Caliber]

"You're damned if you do and damned if you don't"
- Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson

This is the truth about life because you can't please anyone at all. They ether leave you for caring or thinking about cheating. They don't communicate. I'm sorry I'm just venting from my current situation.

 

[Deadpool187]

What Are You Dense? Are You ******ed Or Something? Who The Hell Do You Think I Am?
I'm The Goddamn Batman.

 

[Venom'sDad]

If you smell something stanky..............


That's me........................


Cause, I'm the $h!+!!!!


Yeahhhhh Baby!!!!!

 

[Winter Spleen]

This isn't a thread for anyone to ask for advice, make no mistake.

I wouldn't dare.

 

[Silent]

You’re the product of a six pack and a faulty condom. ~Dad

 

[Winter Spleen]

If you smell something stanky..............


That's me........................


Cause, I'm the $h!+!!!!


Yeahhhhh Baby!!!!!

You disgust me.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Women, can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up.

 

[Winter Spleen]

well... they could...

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

If they are really really really good at it.

 

[Venom'sDad]

If your left cheek always itch........


You are probably a Liberal.


If your right cheek always itch........


You are probably a Conservative.


But......


If you always itching in the middle......


Well..........umm....


You are just a complete A$$h@!e



Spleen...do you itch in the middle?????

 

[Winter Spleen]

It pains me how bad you suck.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

If your left cheek always itch........


You are probably a Liberal.


If your right cheek always itch........


You are probably a Conservative.


But......


If you always itching in the middle......


Well..........umm....


You are just a complete A$$h@!e



Spleen...do you itch in the middle?????

Don't do drugs. Eat your school, stay in greens.

 

[Helghast]

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it.