The young man has his back turned to me while he types at a computer, headphones in his ears. "I know, Maxine. I'm late for training. But someone on the internet is wrong about something and I'm correcting them."
"That's...good, I guess. But I'm not Maxine."
Tom quickly spins around in his chair, pulling his headphones out. "Oh. Um...hi. They told me...you were...um, back."
I gulp and scratch the back of my head. The kid's as nervous as me. "Yeah, they told me that you were...well..."
"You're son?"
"Yeah. Yeah. About that."
"Hey, I get it. You hooked up with mom, and she never told you about me. No hard feelings."
Somehow, I'm both relieved and hurt by his attitude. And I'm not sure why. "Listen, I just...wanted to say..." Well, this is going swimmingly.
"You wanna get a beer?"
"I'm not twenty-one."
"What's your point?"
That's the first smile I get out of the kid. "Alright."
***
"...and this is my getting knocked out by Rocky himself. Never been so proud to go down in a fight before. Getting hit by that guy was an honor. And, anyway, I got him back the next year."
One hour and a couple of six-packs later, and I'm showing Tom around the gym.
"You know, when you asked if I wanted to get some beers, I thought you meant hitting the bars. Not coming to this old place."
"Yeah, well this old place has a lot of memories. And it's helped put some good people on the street fighting the good fight. I bet I could teach you a thing or two."
"Sure you could, old man."
He did not just call me an 'old man'.
"From what I've heard, you haven't been on the team long enough to be so cocky."
"Hey, I know i can't take on the big guys like Grundy by myself. I'm just saying, a guy like you, with no powers...yeah, I think I can hold my own."
Just what I wanted to hear.
"Let's see what you got, kid." I toss him a sparing mask.
He catches it.
"You're kidding."
"I just wanna see some of your moves. See what the JSA's been teaching you kids while I've been gone." I toss him a pair of gloves, which he catches, juggling the mask and his beer. But he doesn't spill a drop.
Heh. Guess the kid's mine after all.
"Ok, ok. I'll show you a few things." I can't help but grin he he slides his gear on and I grab a pair of gloves.
I get into the ring with the kid, warming up with a few punches to the air.
"You're not going to wear a mask?"
"Heh. Nah, I'm not worried about hurting this ugly mug."
"I was worried about hurting your brain."
We start circling each other.
"Whatever little brain I've got left is already immune to punches. Take your best shot."
Tom tries a few test punches, just feeling me out, getting a sense of me. Smart. It's just a sparring match, but the kid's not being stupid about it. And I like his form. A bit rough, but I've seen much worse in my day.
I do a quick side-step, Tom follows, but it takes him twice as long.
"Not really light on your feet yet, eh?"
"Jay's said the same thing."
"Well, that's not fair. No one's as light on their feet as Jay." The kid chuckles. The kid tries a couple of quick jabs that I knock out of the way with ease.
"You're dropping your left there." He picks it back up, and throws a couple of more. His left goes down again.
"Still dropping it."
"Yeah, yeah." He tries a rough combo. I just block and land a nice cross to his left side. Nothing too hard, just a wake up call. But Tom loses his footing and lands on the mat.
"You ok, kid? I didn't mean to-" Next thing I know, Tom's landed an uppercut that sends me flying across the ring. I land on my back hard and taste blood in my mouth.
Tom on his feet in a second.
"Geez, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hit you that hard."
"Where the hell did that come from?"
"I don't know."
I spit the blood out and smile.
"Let's see that again, kid."