The 'World of Heroes: DC Style" RPG Season II

[Harlekin]

OOC: Thanks again for the feedback, guys. And both Bullseye and the Joker have many influences. For example, I base Bulseye quite heavily on Shane Vendrell from The Shield...

OOC: Or you know Hannibal Lecter. I'll be posting this afternoon, already got an idea in mind.

 

[PFunk2]

"Yes, alert a robotic monster who could potentially kill us without any strain of our presence, why don't you." I turn to John. "Speaking of which, I have an idea to stop him. John, can you create forms of metal using your ring?"

Quickly droping the Javilin down to tree-top level to help hide them from Amazo John replies to Flash return. "Damn idiot."

Ten briefly turns to Batman "Yes I can." he answers him . "What's your plan?" adding as they approach Hals location..

 

[PFunk2]

-Flash-"Fine. I'll do it myself."
*I spin around for a quick sec, putting out the flame*
-Flash-"Ungrateful savages."

"Some of us have othering things to do." John answers the speedster. "Like making sure whe don't smack into a tree or any other type of low lying object."

 

[PFunk2]

*AMAZO looks at Hal Jordan and smiles*

~Current level: 60% Kal-El, 40% Kyle Rayner... UPDATING... Current Level: 100% Kal-El~

*AMAZO then hits Hal Jordan with the forces to move a mountain*

"Damn it all" John responded loudly to himself upon sensing Hal's suituation. "The Hal Amazo situation just got worse. " Take the pilot's seat Batman." he shouted over to him as he readies himself to exchange places with him (putting the ship briefly on autopilot until he does). "We need that plan now Batman." John says briskly as he charges himself up to go outside to face Amazo.

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

"Ok, if Amazo's armor can break through anything, then perhaps if we hit him with Amazo Armor, then maybe we can defeat him. It's just a theory, but it's worth a shot."

 

[PFunk2]

"Ok, if Amazo's armor can break through anything, then perhaps if we hit him with Amazo Armor, then maybe we can defeat him. It's just a theory, but it's worth a shot."

"Sounds good. Do you happen to know Amazo Armor's composition is." John asks Bats.

 

[Savage]

-Flash-"I'm gonna try to hold him off till you guys figure out what you're doin. Hal's not lookin too good right now and I doubt he appreciates the waiting game we're playing here."

*I speed off back towards the Sci-Fi reject. Why? Who knows! I work too fast to think.*

-Flash-"Yo, C-RP0! That's right ya Star Wars reject! You got one lucky shot. Don't get cocky. Come get summa this hot action!"

*Right now you're probably thinking 'Wally, I didn't think it was possible for you to get any dumber but you succeed at proving me wrong every time.' Don't worry about me fans, I've got the perfect plan.*
:Amazo comes crashing down with a punch and leaves a crater but misses Flash:
-Flash-"GAH!"
*Run like hell!...What? Let me see you come up with something better. If those guys are gonna do something, they better do it quick*

OOC: I'd add more but I don't want to bunny Amazo. I mean how easy would it be for me to just have him win because I say so?

 

[RoseRedStrauss]

[OOC]I'm gonna bunny you Darkseid, hope you don't mind.[/OOC]

*After Hunter left the screen and turned it off, leaving Tim to "grow," he appeared next to Darkseid.*

"Oa? Quite far isn't it? Plus 4 others, although they wouldn't be too difficult to handle. But there's also the problem of AMAZO. What do you think?"

*Darkseid stays still staring at the screen.*

"The others are preoccupied with the android. Now is your time to strike. You must keep up your end of the bargain after all."

*Zolomon nodded his head. He had gotten the chance to see how Tim was growing. Perhaps it's best to leave the boy to grow alone. I'll test him later. He downloaded the coordinates to Oa and activated his environmental belt. It brought back memories of the Injustice Society. Making sure the belt functioned so he could breathe, he activated the portal and stepped through.*

"So this is Oa huh?"

*Hunter then blinked out and appeared next to the running Flash and planted a fist into his face, sending him across the planet. He then appeared above the hero and glared.*

"It's been awhile Wally. Heroes don't run. You've gotten worse."

 

[nixonbat]

They had left the city a few hours ago moving along at a good clip. It was obvious that the tour guides were trying to make up for the time they had lost repairing the bus. Soon the city had disappeared in the background and the villages they passed became farther in between. And poorer. Small villages had given way to what could only be described as shanty towns. Sparse shacks built from whatever was handy.

All the while, Digger had tried to steal glances at the blond female who had joined the 'geriatric safari' as a late arrival. She was a looker, for sure, and Digger had the same weaknesses for attractive female flesh as the next man. It was a matter of nature, as much for him as for any man.

But, due to the 'extra-legal' activities of his chosen life, he also had a nagging suspicion. Life had taught Digger Harkness many lessons. Among them, that anything that appeared too good to be true, most likely was.

Regardless of whether or not this woman meant him ill will, or was just what she appeared to be didn't really matter to him. Digger was a man of confidence that felt he could deal with things either way. If she was just an innocent photographer, maybe he could seduce her for some companionship for the duration of the trip and let it go at that. If she turned out to be CIA or Interpol, he could always arrange an accident for her. It's not like she would be the first.

Only time would tell.

Pondering these things, Digger allowed himself to doze off as the bus began climbing a slow grade up to a jungle plain.


TO BE CONTINUED......

OOC: I actually missed Digger the last few days. I'm wondering how he'll handle the 'Dinah Situation.'

 

[Savage]

"It's been awhile Wally. Heroes don't run. You've gotten worse."

*Oh great, it's my knockoff. What the hell's he got to do with any of this? S**t, Amazo's still on his way, I don't have time for this cr--......And for the first time in my life I'm speechless.*
-Flash-"..."
*This ******* gets tackled by Amazo so freakin hard that I'm sure Superman's jaw would drop. As far as Amazo's concerned, we're the same guy. Well, hope the two have a wonderful time together. I rush over to Hal.*
-Flash-"You two love birds don't stay out too late now."

-Flash-"Dude, this WOAH!"
*THIS DUDE'S FACE IS MESSED UP!"
-Hal-"What?"
-Flash-"g-g-g-umm. Nothing. I was just caught off guard by your...sheer...good looks--Enough small talk. I've gotta get you back to John and Bats quick. These two are can continue dancin without us."
*I pick up the poor guy as gently as I can and race him back to John and Bats and as far away from the two stooges as I could get.*

-Flash-"This guy is in some serious bad shape. What the hell were you thinkin facin this guy alone man? And that's not the end of it either. Zoom, for god knows whatever reason, is here too. ****** sucker punched me so I let Amazo handle his ass. Any bright ideas cause I'm fresh out."

 

[RoseRedStrauss]

"****!" he cursed to himself.

*Zolomon, paying too much attention to the Flash, was caught off guard by the android.*

"It would be prudent for you to get your enemies straight android. Here's something with the impact of near speed of light!"

*Zolomon stood up and drew back his fist. AMAZO attempted to grab Hunter's hand. Before the moment of impact Zolomon appeared behind the android, bashing his head and launched him off the planet.*

"****!" Hunter held his hand in pain.

*Even if he was strong, he was techinically still human. He sped up the healing factor on his body. The ribs which AMAZO broke healed decently and his fist was back to normal. He clenched and unclenched his hand, making sure everything was normal.*

*He looked up and saw the android flying towards him.*

"You're fast, but not fast enough."

*Zolomon grabbed AMAZO's torso and fazed out, only to faze behind the heroes and hurls AMAZO at the Flash.*

"THERE'RE YOURE ENEMIES ****ING ANDROID"

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

"Sounds good. Do you happen to know Amazo Armor's composition is." John asks Bats.

"Actually, I don't. But that ring is powered by your imagination, use it." It's then when Flash comes back with Hal in his arms, he puts him down on the ground and I walk over to him. "Hal, we're planning to have John use his ring to compose some Amazo armor so that we could potentially slice into him. Perhaps if you two combine your power, it'll make things easier, just imagine Amazo's armor." It's then when I see Zoom throwing Amazo towards us. "Now would be nice."

 

[Savage]

-Flash-"You guys handle Amazo. I'll handle Zoom before he actually becomes a threat."

*I speed off and returned the favor to the cocky rat bastard and sent him slamming onto the side of some concrete. Probably broke his nose but he's getting off lucky if that's his only problem today.*

-Flash-"You miss me so much you traveled all the way here just to see lil ol' me? Why zoom, I'm so flattered. Well far be it from me to dissapoint a loyal fan."
*I do my best Bruce Lee impression, complete with thumb to nose and all.*
-Flash-"Let's go!"

 

[SuperFerret]

Superman flew after Supergirl, but she quickly lost him. His speed was decreasing. I really need to find out why I'm getting so weak, maybe Bruce could help me.

Superman turned and flew towards Gotham.

 

[Karem-Knight]

Harvey relaxed on the chair spun around to Wayne’s schedule.



“Hmmm” said Dent.



“It looks like he had a meeting about 10 minutes ago in the building." he noticed.


Harvey turned to his leading henchman.



“ Bryan, go over and look for Mr. Wayne, NOW!”



The men went out of the office.



“Where could he be?” Two-Face thought to himself. How could BRUCE WAYNE miss a meeting? We’re good friends maybe even BEST friends....



Two-Face needed help he dialed a number



“Hello……….

 

[Spike_x1]

OOC: I can only be online for a few minutes today (what with Episode III and all ).

The Parasite drove his stolen taxi up the long dark road to Wayne Manor. He knew the road well enough to know that there was a hologram projection of a stone wall hidden along the road that led to the batcave. He knew the exits for the batwing and batboat as well that flowed out into the ocean and sky, coming from the cliff side. Rudy knew it all as if he had built it himself.

Even with all of the knowledge he had accumulated from Batman in their previous encounter, Rudy was still surprised by what he saw as he climbed the hill side and the sun rose to greet him. Wayne Manor was in ruins.

Rudy got out of the taxi and took his usual purple form. He shielded his eyes from the sun as it came up over the horizon and glared into his face.

"Looks like it's gonna be a nice day," he said to himself, afterall, even murderous monsters like him were allowed to appreciated nature's glamour.

 

[Twitch]

"You finally made it."

I walked out of the shade and into the sunlight.

"So who do you want to destroy first Batman or Superman?"

 

[PFunk2]

"Actually, I don't. But that ring is powered by your imagination, use it." It's then when Flash comes back with Hal in his arms, he puts him down on the ground and I walk over to him. "Hal, we're planning to have John use his ring to compose some Amazo armor so that we could potentially slice into him. Perhaps if you two combine your power, it'll make things easier, just imagine Amazo's armor." It's then when I see Zoom throwing Amazo towards us. "Now would be nice."

As Amazo approaches the trio he's evelopes in emeral energy comming from a determined John who quicky turns that energy (along with the atmosphere around him) into multible metal bands made of Amazo's own armor which wraps around him. The now encased Amazo lands directly in front of the Trio of heros.

"How's that." John says to the group. both eyes and hands glowing bright as he lands in front of them. "Question is, how long that stunt will hold him. If I can 'upgrade', so can he." John adds depandly. Then turns to Hal with a smile 'I see you're been busy."

 

[Keyser Soze]

The Joker was glad to be out of his cell. Oh, they'd all been rather annoyed about the eerie thing he'd done to Greg. Eerie, ear-ey, ha! Hee hee, but they'd come to expect things like that from him now. Maybe he should try and act sane just to throw them off. Now that would be a hoot!

But he was out of his cell, and in one of Arkham's small interview rooms. Out of all the activities in Arkham, there was nothing he loved more than this. The periodical psychiatric evaluation! Oh, The Joker had a great time with these, running circles around those dunces. It was so hilarious, watching them struggle to try and understand him. And he loved making it really hard for them. Once, he'd gone to a library and looked up the textbook definition of a sociopath. Then, when he was sent to Arkham, he just acted exactly like the book said a sociopath would at his psych evaluation. When he broke loose, he went to a different library (he'd slaughtered the entire staff of the last one) and looked up the textbook definition of a schizophrenic. Next time he was caught and sent for a psych evaluation, he acted like a textbook schizo, just to screw with the bigwigs who'd labelled him as a sociopath. Oh, what fun!

The Joker was above being categorized, being understood, especially by these schmucks. He was a whole different kind of crazy! HA HA!

Now, some nerdy young doctor (they brought people in from the outside to run the evaluations) was asking him the mundane questions that were somehow supposed to cast light into the dark, nightmarish void of his mind.

"Okay...uh, Mr. Joker, could you tell me 10 words that begin with P?"

"Why certainly, doctor," said The Joker, "Pies, poison, psychotic, plague, puppies, pestilence, paranoia, pixies, piranhas and...day."

The doctor looked up from his notes.

"Day doesn't start with a P," he said.

"Well, mine usually does," replied the Joker, grinning deviously.

The doctor sighed, scribbling down something in his notes.

"What you writing, doc? Are you writing anything, or just drawing dirty pictures?"

The Joker laughed at the thought, while the doctor blushed. He fumbled through some things on the desk, and brought out a set of drawings.

"Now, Mr. Joker, I want you to tell me the first thing that comes to your head when you look at these pictures."

The first picture was a dog.

"Goldfish," said The Joker.

Second picture - a tree.

"Adolf Hitler."

Third picture - a house.

"Me having sex with your mother," he said, nodding at one of the upper windows on the house, "In that room there."

The Joker threw his head back and burst into whooping laughter.

And the Joker didn't stop laughing until the highly entertaining session was brought to a premature end and he was escorted back to his cell. He could never get over how ridiculous those evaluations were. And he was supposed to be the mad one! Maybe he was sane, and it was everyone else that was nuts! Ha ha, now there's a thought!

But as much fun as he was having here, he was beginning to get bored. It was time to move on, get out of this dump, back out to the big wide world. They wanted to look into his head? Well, when you look into the abyss, the abyss looks right back at you baby, ha ha! Yes, he was going to give the world a little taste of what it was like in his head. It would be so much better if the outside world was more like the crazy little world that he ruled in his mind - it would certainly be a lot funnier!

 

[RoseRedStrauss]

[OOC]Concrete on Oa?[/OOC]

*Zolomon got up and fixed his nose, which quickly healed itself. He pulled out a business card and vanished. Hunter appeared behind the Flash and cut his left legs tendon.*

"That should keep you still for a few seconds."

*As Flash turns around, Zolomon disappears and appears behind Flash again and pulls back his fist. He then pulls a pinpoint strike straight to Flash's back, launching him to the other side of the planet.*

"It's good to see you again too Wally," he says to no one in particular.

 

[PFunk2]

[OOC]Concrete on Oa?[/OOC]

OOC: Well OA does have buildings.

 

[MST3K 4ever]

Lex was finishing up some office work when ~Seantor Keating called, "Lex...your first debate is in less than a week...are you ready for it?"~

Lex replied, "I am Donald...I have a few fine points to touch up on...rest easy Donald when I am done with Ross is closing remarks will be his concession sppech."

~Keating responded, "I hope so Lex....the gap is closing slightly....a lot of people think you are behind the Joker attacks."~

Lex said, "That is an outlandish lie! I swer Donald if I was behind the attacks I would tell you right now...and you and I both know that Batman would not be far behind in stopping me."

~Keating said, "Good point Lex...well everything on the campaign trail is going well. When are you going to start campaigning again?"~

Lex replied, "After the debate...then the campaign will be the very reason I wake up in the morning. Now if you'll excuse me my friend I have some more work to do."

~Keating said, "I understand Lex talk to you later...Goodbye." Keating hangs up the phone.~

Lex stares out the window and says, "Soon I will once again occupy the position I was meant to hold....it is my destiny....I will have it all once again."

 

[batnkevlar]

OOC: Technically not concrete buildings...

and FrantikMagik, I would like Darkseid to be the link between ALL of the DCU... what do you guys think?

 

[Savage]

[OOC]Concrete on Oa?[/OOC]

*Zolomon got up and fixed his nose, which quickly healed itself. He pulled out a business card and vanished. Hunter appeared behind the Flash and cut his left legs tendon.*

"That should keep you still for a few seconds."

*As Flash turns around, Zolomon disappears and appears behind Flash again and pulls back his fist. He then pulls a pinpoint strike straight to Flash's back, launching him to the other side of the planet.*

"It's good to see you again too Wally," he says to no one in particular.

OOC: Yeah, as PFunk said, Oa does have buildings and I was guessing that we were fighting in a more populated area than a desert wasteland. More things to use in a fight.

IC: *AH! F**K! Heal! Heal! Heal damn it!!! Damn, he's coming! Gotta make due with what I have till I'm able to get on my feet again...Hope this works. I grab some rocks, some pieces of glass, anything that I could get my hands on. Going at this speed they're bound to hurt!*

*Zoom keeps dodging them but that's no suprise. I mean he is basicly my double so it's no suprise he'd rip off my moves. Over the years I've come up with some new moves though. When you live with superheroes you learn a trick or two. The crap I threw at him? They're not meant to hurt him. But he doesn't know that.*

*While he's busy dodging and smirking and basicly being an all around jackass, he's too smug to notice when I'm behind him. Hell, I move so fast there's still a residual image of me over there. At this point we're both in a fight that's taking place so fast that nobody can see us. In fact by the time we're doing it'll probably seem like 3 minutes.*

*I grab him by those shiney red bolts of his (real original number there by the way.) and knee him hard in the spine, making a loud SNAP! I'm not a sadistic person but god was this music to my ears. Trust me, you do not know this man as well as I do. No-body deserves what he's got coming more than he does. His body goes numb from being paralyzed but I don't have much time. Better make it quick.*

-Flash-"IS THAT HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY IT YOU PATHETIC, INSECURE PIECE OF S**T?! YOU WANNA PLAY HARDBALL?! FINE!!!"

*I twist under his arm, pulling it out of it's socket with a loud POP! And then in that same motion I pull him towards me and clothesline the sucker right in the throat. I may not be the word's smartest man but I know anything moving near the spead of light to the jugular has GOT to hurt. This guy is sent back flipping towards the pavement and hard on his face. He knows I am not in a joking mood. I better make this quick...I see his unconscious body laying there...and I can't do it...As much as this son of a b**ch deserves it I can't kill him. I know that's probably the first thing he'll try to do when he wakes up but damn it, I just can't do it! *

 

[SuperFerret]

"Day doesn't start with a P," he said.

"Well, mine usually does," replied the Joker, grinning deviously.

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Third picture - a house.

"Me having sex with your mother," he said, nodding at one of the upper windows on the house, "In that room there."

OOC: LOL!!