The Wrestling Thread Is At Home Until Further Notice - - Part 141

[Van Petrol]

They should bring in CM Skunk again..

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Nope. CP Munk. Best in the wooooooodddssss!!!

 

[AndrewGilkison]

I wonder if The Authority are going to bring out a midget dressed as Punk on Monday or play his music in order to troll the crowd.

 

[Van Petrol]

Nope. CP Munk. Best in the wooooooodddssss!!!

Maybe he can bring Colt CaBunny with him too.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Maybe he can bring Colt CaBunny with him too.

Yes!! funny:

 

[Slushy]

Having Daniel Bryan finally win the World Title at a cruddy B-show one month before WrestleMania rather than giving him his moment at the big show is almost as much a slap in the face as a total snub from the title picture.

Its better for Bryan to overcome the odds in a 6 man star studded match than to win the title in a lame three way. As much as I want Bryan Vs. Batista at Wrestlemania, I doubt Dave or Vince would want Bryan to go over.

I remember either it was Metallo, Sage, or Hunter had the same argument for Punk to lose the title in the Elimination Chamber last year.

 

[E-Man]

I could see what a exchange between the two of them (Batista and Orton) could be written like...

BATISTA: Unlike you Randy, I'm not a crybaby that walks away when the going gets tough...

RANDY: Oh really? Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you quit the company because you couldn't beat Cena for the title?

BATISTA: .....

RANDY: Now I'm no crybaby. Time and time again, I've taken every challenge that life has thrown at me and I've conquered it....

BATISTA: Is that the reason why you went A-Wall during your time in the Military?

RANDY: .......

BATISTA: I'm the best in the business. I'm bigger and I'm stronger. That's why when we were in Evolution, Triple H always saw me as the next big thing after him....and even with that, me and him went through hell battling each other to earn each other's respect for the title...

RANDY: You mean like how I did when I became the youngest World Champion and how Triple H needed to back stab me for doing something that he couldn't back then...

BATISTA: ...... So, why are we fighting again? Seems like we actually have a lot in common.

RANDY: I don't know, but I blame Kofi and Dolph for this.

 

[NDX]

Stop drinking and talking Kurt, never works out for you.

 

[cabel]

Did EC3 raid Brother Love's closet?

 

[sweetre15]

Did EC3 raid Brother Love's closet?

Brother Love probably gave it to him as a souvenir before he got sacked.

 

[The Sage]

Its better for Bryan to overcome the odds in a 6 man star studded match than to win the title in a lame three way. As much as I want Bryan Vs. Batista at Wrestlemania, I doubt Dave or Vince would want Bryan to go over.

I remember either it was Metallo, Sage, or Hunter had the same argument for Punk to lose the title in the Elimination Chamber last year.

Hmm, I'm trying to remember which one of us said it.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I wonder if The Authority are going to bring out a midget dressed as Punk on Monday or play his music in order to troll the crowd.

Or just give Seth Rollins a haircut and see if anyone notices.

 

[cabel]

The Mohawk is not a good look for Joe.

They're really pushing that paper champion insult aren't they.

And ****, here comes Dixie.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Maybe he can bring Colt CaBunny with him too.

And we need Necro Beaver!!

 

[cabel]

Or just give Seth Rollins a haircut and see if anyone notices.

What if Jeff Hardy comes back dressed as Punk and trolls the audience? #fullcircle

 

[Pink Ranger]

And we need Necro Beaver!!

Incidentally, that also describes where Batista draws the line.

 

[sweetre15]

Incidentally, that also describes where Batista draws the line.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Believe or not, that was the censored version of what I was thinking.

 

[The Sage]

This is the best thread ever. up:

 

[cabel]

I actually kinda marked for the Beautiful People reunion

I still don't care for Lei Tapa

Why did Gail have to take the pin?


Stop making me hate you Sabin.

 

[Specter313]

Incidentally, that also describes where Batista draws the line.

So you're saying the only diva he hasn't gone after is Katie Vick?

 

[cabel]

And we need Necro Beaver!!

I think that's also Michelle McCool's pet name.

 

[The Sage]

- Jim Ross tweeted the following about a meeting he had with FOX Sports today:

“Great mtg w/ @FOXSports & @FOXSports1 Wednesday. Big things simmering. ‘Brand Building.’ What a team!”

- The new main event for WWE’s return to Madison Square Garden on March 8th is Batista and John Cena vs. Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt. Orton was previously scheduled for a show in Salt Lake City on the same day.

- John Cena has been announced for the live WWE NXT Network special on February 27th from Full Sail University. As noted, the following matches have also been announced:

* Adrian Neville vs. NXT Champion Bo Dallas in a Ladder Match

* Sami Zayn vs. Antonio Cesaro in a 2 of 3 Falls Match

http://dailywrestlingnews.com/big-name-added-live-nxt-special-cena-batista-teaming-jr-fox/

 

[Pink Ranger]

I think that's also Michelle McCool's pet name.

Damnit, you hit too close to the mark, I have to post the other joke I felt was too tasteless even for this place:

Spoiler

It was supposed to be Tammy Sytch's nickname too, but the paramedics got there in time.

 

[NDX]

And we're reduced to death threats. Joy.