Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Franklin Richards]

And now I'm all alone again
Nowhere to turn, no one to go to
Without a home without a friend
Without a face to say hello to
And now the night is near
I can make believe he's here

Sometimes I walk alone at night
When everybody else is sleeping
I think of him and I'm happy
With the company I'm keeping
The city goes to bed
And I can live inside my head

On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me

In the rain the pavement shines like silver
All the lights are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight
And all I see is him and me forever and forever

And I know it's only in my mind
That I'm talking to myself and not to him
And although I know that he is blind
Still I say, there's a way for us

I love him
But when the night is over
He is gone
The river's just a river
Without him
The world around me changes
The trees are bare and everywhere
The streets are full of strangers

I love him
But every day I'm learning
All my life
I've only been pretending
Without me
His world would go on turning
A world that's full of happiness
That I have never known

I love him
I love him
I love him
But only on my own

 

[Ben Grimm]

Scene: Doom and Richards are both fighting Hulk.

Doom: Damn he's to strong, we need something... more powerful.

Reed: Doom, Mirror my moves exactly.

Together: Fu... Sion.... Ha!!!!

Together: All Right!! What do you call a Reed Richards and a Victor Von Doom I'm Super Victards!!!

Boris walks up, to see Doom looking at color swatches.

"Boris my good man, do these colors clash, cause I've always felt I'm an autumn type of guy."

While I'm on the DBZ role,

Doom Hame Hame Ha!!!!!

Kaio Ken x10!!!!

Other Anime quotes Doom would never utter...

"Where's my Gundam I could of swore I parked it right here."

And....

"My Compact Sedan fits nicely in this Handicapped spot, MWAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!"

"I did not have sexual relations with the Invisible Woman..."

Later,
Ben Grimm

 

[DOG LIPS]

Doom: Doom needs Mr. Bubble, or he's not taking a bath damnit!

 

[dos_acoustic]

" The summer of Doom!!! "

 

[Caliber]

Doom to Boris: To the Doom mobile.

 

[lockjaw]

"Where in all of hell and earth is my . . . fuzzy pink Kangol?"

 

[wetgorilla]

"Man, I'm sorry." - "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Please forgive me."

lol

 

[Zev]

"Well, of COURSE I'm evil. Didn't you notice me kicking that puppy? Sheeit, I'm named DOCTOR DOOM. Hello? I mean, c'mon, you think there's a nice guy somewhere who's named DOCTOR DOOM?"

Meanwhile, in Nebraska...

"Doctor Doom, your nine o'clock is here."

"Thank you, Mary."

Or, to be more topical...

"Kiss my butt!"

 

[DOG LIPS]

Doom: Mr. Spock....I've.....fallen.... and I can't get.... up.

 

[Lord Valumart]

"what if, Doom was to try to "get it on" with that one that has died several times in those "Spider-man" comics?"

"Brad Pitt, now, there's an actor"

"what if....Doom had be come a super hero during the mid 13th cetury in Russia?"

 

[Caliber]

Doom: I'm Batman.

 

[Franklin Richards]

"I have a pair of pants made out of pickles."

 

[Muze]

"i can't believe it's not butter?"

 

[thetim]

"I feel your pain."

 

[Muze]

*Doom clears throat*

"When the belly starts a rumbling and I'm jonesing for a treat

I close my eyes for a big surprise

as the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch

I love tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch -

the breasts they grown on trees

and streams of bacon ranch dressing

flow right up to your knees

there's tumbleweeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets

folks don't fudge it cause you got the juice - there's a train of ladies coming with a nice caboose

never get in trouble never need an excuse

that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch

i love the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch no one tells you to behave

your wildest fantasies come true -

Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves

where onions make you laugh and stare

and french fries grow like weeds

you get to veg all day all the lottos tickets paid

there's a Doom that wants you to have it your way

that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch!"

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

"Wait till you see my kilt."

 

[Roughneck]

Hey Johnny quick, Flame On I feal like Fart Knocking.

 

[Joker]

"Doom is at a loss...hmmm...What would Jesus Do?"

 

[Lord Valumart]

"Doom likes chicken, Doom likes liver, Meowmix, Meowmix, please deliver"

"Doom would rather watch Trisha, wait, it's on now!!!"

"Doom likes the fresh air that is imported from Scotland, damn the expence, it remids Doom of his holidays from September 1973"

 

[Caliber]

Doom: fear my evil midget army.

 

[Franklin Richards]

"She blinded me with science!"

 

[dos_acoustic]

"Doom is at a loss...hmmm...What would Jesus Do?"

I love this one!

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

"After careful consideration,i thought that there should be peace in this world.No more war,and blood shed."

 

[Franklin Richards]

"Ladies and gentlemen. Let's give it up for my boy, Toby Keith. Toby Keith everybody!"

 

[Gevaisa]

"After careful consideration,i thought that there should be peace in this world.No more war,and blood shed."

Ah, but Doom WOULD say that. He would work to bring it about--by becoming the ruler of the world, or have you not read your Emperor Doom?