Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Zev]

"You've dicked with the wrong dictator!"

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'm not sure if this was said yet, but booyaa:

Doom: I just sharted.

 

[dos_acoustic]

" word to your moms...i cam to drop bombs "

 

[Sauron]

I'm gonna' go listen to eminem.

Reed, you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

I just ordered new armor, it's pink and yellow! Woopee!

Does this skirt go with this cape?

I bet if I met the right man, I wouldn't be so evil.

Be quiet Johnny, my stories are on!

 

[KingOfDreams]

Dr. Doom: "Snap! This shiznit's off the hook!"

 

[Nero_Ordin]

Doom = fo shizzle.

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

"The Hunter Green in my cloak highlights my eyes."

 

[DOG LIPS]

I've got three nipples you freakin horse glue bastards!

 

[dos_acoustic]

Boris: What are you going to do today master?
Dr. Doom: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!

 

[screech_turbo]

i'm dr. doom, b1tch
son of reed richards, kneel before doom
what's the deal with cosmic rays?
willie lumpkin....will you marry me?
doom 2099 was under-rated
fantastic four, i've come to make amends. i am dying... of rust.
i shot j.r.

 

[Zev]

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

More like;
"Wearing the skin of my one true love as armor means never having to say Doom is sorry."
or
"Valeria kinda rides up in the crotch..."

 

[Lethal Venom]

"MOO"

 

[lockjaw]

Ahhh I beg of you, please god . . .Stop chewing on me you wrinklly bastard!!

 

[dos_acoustic]

Dr. Doom playing an NES-- " GODAMNIT!!! Why cant you jump higher Mario?!?! "

 

[DOG LIPS]

Doom: "The Eagles won the Superbowl!!!!!"

 

[lockjaw]

Doom: "The Eagles won the Superbowl!!!!!"

"Master doglips and SJ, I now pronounce you dog and wife . . . "lol
http://photobucket.com/albums/v717/olfatback/?action=view&current=catnbull.bmp

 

[DOG LIPS]

You son of a...

 

[Caliber]

Doom to Reed: you weinie head

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I'm Victor Von Doom, and I'm your next American Idol!

 

[dos_acoustic]

" why would you say that stink....poop...you poop mouth.....get all the poop out of your mouth! "

 

[psycho]

Doom: "I love rock and roll"

 

[Franklin Richards]

Recently on Alias...

 

[DOG LIPS]

Doom: Carson Daly kicks ass!

 

[Caliber]

Doom: Welcome to Mcdonalds...