Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[The Navigator]

Doom: I'm going to untie you. Can you sit still and be cooperative?
Sue: SUCK SH1T OUT MAH ASS, MAHFAH!!
Doom:...I don't know if that means yes or no.

 

[Zev]

Reedy doesn't know that Sue
And me do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but
She doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and
Reedy doesn't know

Oh Reedy doesn't know-oh
So don't tell Reedy
Reedy doesn't know
Reedy doesn't know
(So don't tell Reed!)

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit
But nobody here seems to rearize that
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

 

[Zev]

My God, it's full of stars.

You're fired.

Does this look like a Q to you?

Holla if ya hear me.

 

[Lord Valumart]

if he was a school teacher:
Doom: doom regrets to imform you that Keith is failing his Craft and Design cource.
Reed hey victor, want a coffee?
Doom: doom dose not need coffee. Doom will wait for the tea that your son Franklin is getting him.

 

[The Navigator]

Doom: Hey, where all the white women at?


Doom: Customer needs assistance on register six. Customer needs assistance on register six. Oh, and bring a roll of pennies.


Doom: What? Why, yes, Mr. Arad, I'd be delighted to be the subject of a Fox documentary.....out in 2005? Excellent! That's when I was planning to solidify my grasp over Symkaria! What an excellent "primer" the film would be to the masses!

 

[Zev]

Doom is not gay! Sure, Doom experimented a little in college... but who didn't?

 

[The Navigator]

Doom: Damn this classified fourth directive, Richards.....were it not for that, RoboDoom would have vanquished you long ago.

Doom: You laugh now. You laugh because you have destroyed Doom's battleship in an innocent game. But we'll see who is laughing as I launch cruise missles towards your country, Ambassador!!

Doom: No, you didn't tag Doom, you only touched Doom's shirt!

 

[Zev]

Oil... can...

Doom needs to let himself love again...

Doom whips ass at Halo 2.

Choose your ride! Crazy taxi!

 

[The Navigator]

Too bad the Hovitos....don't know you the way Doom does, Richards.

Damn these expired supermarket coupons....Doom was looking forward to eating in for a change.

Now, where did I leave me axe and other three travelling companions?

 

[Zev]

But where has the rum gone?

Doom Chinese, Doom play joke, Doom go pee-pee in your coke!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Doom talking to Deb: "Doom would like you to get your stuff out of his locker, cause he can't fit his nunchucks in there."

 

[The Navigator]

That movie sucked. Moving right along...

Doom: Of COURSE I don't favor capital punishment, Mr. Senator.....why on EARTH would I??

Doom: ....and so, if you separate the steel rib cage at the pericardial cut, the entire innards of the Doombot is opened. This concludes "Dr. Doom's Medicinal Home Videos, part 3--Doombots!" Please insert the next tape.

Doom: The price is WRONG, Mr. Barker.....if you REALLY want to know about how much a castle in Latveria costs, I suggest you hussle your octogenarian ass to the border and stick your prunish nose in some history books.

Doom: Checkmate! Someone king Doom.

Doom: ....why is there no Latveria in "Risk?"

 

[Tissues]

Doom: ooo, that Reed Richards is a looker...i wonder if he knows that i only try and take over the world because i think it would impress him. *sigh* o well...

 

[Doomed_hero]

Doom: Go for it, connect four.

 

[The Navigator]

Doom: Dammit, Boris, I demanded a RESILIANT inflatable sex doll! This is the third one that's sprung a leak!

Doom: I know you're cheating! Doom NEVER loses at Racquetball, especially not when Doom has employed the gravity-beam!

Doom: Galactus? *****.

 

[Nero_Ordin]

doom =reed want to hear a joke (reed walks off)

 

[dos_acoustic]

"EARTH!"
"FIRE!"
"WIND!"
"WATER!"
"HEART!"

"Go Planet!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!"

 

[dos_acoustic]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Doom would not say that.

lol...and i hope he never does...but you never know with Ultimates

 

[The Navigator]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Doom would not say that.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Doom imitating Steve Urkel: "Did I do thaaaaaaat?"

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Doom is tired of world domination. Doom is going to go to ITT Tech and learn computer animation....maybe Doom will finally get his GED. Doom is going to make something of himself!

 

[TheBlackTiger]

Doom: It's Raning Men!!!

 

[Fantastic Fan22]

- What you talking about Richards?
- I'd like to phone a friend
- I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat
- I Choose You, Pikachu!
- Is that rust?
- Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
- Doom, Doom, Baby!
- Where's that damn cell phone?
- YAHTZEE!!!!

 

[Lighthouse]

Doom rips off his mask only to reveal.......Terence Stamp: "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!"