Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Lord Valumart]

Doom: Doom has made a seven letter word

Richard Whitely: lets see it

Doom: NO, you have oposed Doom now die

 

[Rebel_Ace]

"I was for world domination before I was against it."

 

[Lord Valumart]

at last! Doom has saved his pocket money for weeks, but final, Doom can buy Robbie Williams Graetest Hits

 

[Rebel_Ace]

 

[Rebel_Ace]

Thanks.

 

[MST3K 4ever]

Doom: I'll take "State Capitals" for $200 Alex.

Doom: I can't believe how ridiculous I looked in the Roger Corman version.

 

[Zev]

"This "armor" of mine is really organic."

 

[Rebel_Ace]

Come to think of it, he might actually say that...

 

[MST3K 4ever]

Doom: "When I think about you...I touch myself."

Doom: I look better in suit than Schwarzenegger did as Mr. Freeze.

 

[Lord Valumart]

oh, behave!!

grovy, baby. yeah!!

Doom would like two tickets to see Girls Aloud
LATER THAT DAY...
Doom was dissapointed with that, now they shall not become Top of the socalled Pops

 

[dos_acoustic]

"Sweet Fancy Moses! "

" Doom is getting upset!!!! "

" Alvin, Simone, Dr. Doom..dunt dunt dunnuna dunt "

" OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD , Im having brunch with Reed today and i have nothing to wear! "

 

[dos_acoustic]

" Have a taste of my pumpkin bombs.......you b**ch "

" Man, out of web fluid! "

" My Doom sense is tingling "

" Bring me my beer womern! "

 

[dos_acoustic]

"Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To destroy Reed Richards-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His Mask is sweaty, Face is burnt, armors are heavy
There's vomit on his Cloak already, Boris's spaghetti ....."

" Doom just busted that s*** son! "

 

[Lord Valumart]

Boris the tea set its my weekend with my doughter, and we are playing tea parties.

 

[dos_acoustic]

You are a failure of a human being.

Yeah i know it was horrible thats why its in things Doom would never say
cant you take a joke! Its not like i posted it in a " Things you would love to hear Doom say ".......jack a**

and plus i couldnt think of any more so Doom singing an Emenim song is something i would never want to see

 

[dos_acoustic]

"Too Legit. Too Legit to quit!"

so i take it Doom singing an MC Hammer song isnt as bad?????

You are a failure of a human being.( whiney B*tch voice )

 

[Rebel_Ace]

I'm too sexy for this mask,
too sexy for this mask.
How sexy? Don't ask.

'cuz I'm a Monarch,
You know what I mean,
and shake my iron fist
at the castle.

Yeah at the castle, at the castle,
I shake my iron fist at the castle...

 

[dos_acoustic]

I didn't take the time to chantge the lyrics. I just said something I knew Doom would never say. You took the time to take a ****ty song, and write your own lyrics. That's just pathetic.

Exactly you didnt take any time...you just slaped an equally ****ty song and just said " uhhhg yeah that will work" ....i agree the song i picked was horrible but i at least changed it a little

 

[Movies205]

You guys do know what you're arguing about right?

 

[dos_acoustic]

You guys do know what you're arguing about right?

eh i dont even know any more....Ill be the bigger man.....peace Riz lol
No hard feelings....i thought it was all in good fun

 

[C.F. Kane]

(patriotic music in the background, soft lights on a smiling Doom wearing earth tones and stroking a worshipful dog)
"My name is Victor Von Doom, and I approve this message..."


(OK, he probably would say that, but WTH)

 

[bweurk]

"Hello everybody, My name is Victor, I am 42 and i am "world domination" addicted...."

 

[DBM]

Touch my bison. Love my bison.

 

[Zev]

"Oh, Veronica Mars, you're so sassy... but when will you find love?"

 

[Franklin Richards]

"God bless us. Everyone."