Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Franklin Richards]

Doom's Favorite Things
(as adapted by My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music)

Blasters on gaunlets and enemies smitten;
Dark, boiling, cauldrons and death sentences written;
Latverian embassy instead of Sing Sing;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Old gothic castles and blood sucking leeches;
Magic and gypsies and pantaloon breeches;
Doombots that fly with the moon on their wings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Girls named Valeria with blue satin sashes;
Armor that covers my nose and eyelashes;
Soul switching magic and time warping rings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

When my Mom died,
When my face burnt,
When I'm feeling mad,
I simply remember it's all Richard's fault,
And then I don't feel so bad.

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p.s. I posted this on the FF Musical Thread... but what the hey.. I'm proud of it.

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

GREAT Auntie!

 

[Lord Valumart]

life is good, life is fine, i've met a girl and no body loves you

Ricards Doom likes you ability to mearge black and navy blue so well into a costume so useful

 

[Lord Valumart]

BORRIS!!! the WD40!! quckly now, Doom is finding it hard to move.

Doom, Doom, Doom, perhaps i should cange my name to Doctor Fluff Bunny, thats much more thretening, as i draws people in to a false sence of security.

 

[dos_acoustic]

" Reed honey come to bed "

"Oh these stubborn grass stains! (while washing his cape in the sink)"

" Why can’t I be as pretty as the girls in the magazines (sitting in a corner crying)"

" You aint seen nothin yet...DUNT DUNT...B-B-B-Baby you just aint seen nothin yet "

 

[dos_acoustic]

"Move your making me miss Saved By the Bell.....its not those crappy College years either.. these are the grade A episodes"

 

[dos_acoustic]

" Richards is such a stupid smelly head....hes mean and i hate him and yet i cant stop thinking about him"

" Hot Blooded...check it to see..Got a fever of a 103 (while playing air guitar on his bed)"

 

[Lord Valumart]

Doom can see claerly now the rain has gone,
Doom can see all obsticals in Doom's way.

 

[dos_acoustic]

"Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover
She call me Mr. Doombastic hate Mr. Fantastic,
touch me in me back she say I'm Mr. Ro...mantic"

 

[Lord Valumart]

these words are Doom's words, i hate you, i hate you ,i hate you, Doom will soon crush you, Reed Richards

 

[Lord Valumart]

Like a virgin, being touched for the vcery first time.

 

[dos_acoustic]

DOOM b****...get out the way...Get out the way Richards...get out the way
DOOM b****...get out the way...Get out the way Richards...get out the way

 

[Lord Valumart]

Doom will dance, for Doom is bored with this land of Latvaria

Doom will run for PM of Britian adn then oppose Bush at every turn

 

[dos_acoustic]

Doom didnt start the fire
Doom didnt light it
But Doom tried to fight it

 

[dos_acoustic]

" I hate Latveria "

 

[Lord Valumart]

she'd setle for suburbia and a little patch of land,
so Doom gave her up for music and the free electric band

 

[dos_acoustic]

" you had me at hello "

 

[Lord Valumart]

Doom met her in a club down in old Soho
where Doom drinks champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to Doom and she asked Doom to dance.
Doom asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, Doom's not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeesed Doom tight she nearly broke Doom's spine
Oh Doom's Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, Doom's not dumb but Doom can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh Doom's Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked Doom up and sat Doom on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, Doom's not the world's most passionate guy,
but when Doom looked in her eyes,
Doom almost fell for Doom's Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Doom pushed her away. Doom walked to the door.
Doom fell to the floor. Doom got down on Doom's knees.
Doom looked at her, and she at Doom.
Well that's the way that Doom wants it to stay.
Doom always want it to be that way for Doom's Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Well Doom left home just a week ago,
and Doom never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took Doom by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well Doom's not the world's most masculine man,
but Doom knows what Doom is and that Doom is man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

 

[Zev]

"Vote or die, mother****er, mother****er, VOTE OR DIE!"

 

[Rebel_Ace]

Doom cannot believe it's not butter!

 

[Lord Valumart]

'cause Doom's just a teenage dirtbag baby

Doom's loosing Doom's favourate game

Doom is off to Kmart for underwear

 

[MutantCircus]

 

[Lpilgrim]

"y-y-y-yo lemme holla at you fo' a minute, b*tch......come on gimme a chance,
lemme spit some game!"

 

[RobbieRobertson]

"ez'd"

"nice teats, yo"

"a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...."

"because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and--doggone it--people like me!"

 

[Obi-Ron]

"Doom will buy a vowel, Pat..."