Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Lord Valumart]

"get down with your bad self"

"those wack invertabrates will sting you, old school!"

"I like the night life, i like to boogy"

"Girl Power!"

"to make people think your mad put under pants on you head, stick pencils up your nostrals and say 'wibble'"

"HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF ASKABAN HALF PRICE!!!!!!!!! I MUST BUY 42 COPIES!!"

 

[DBM]

I've made a deal with Mephisto.

I traded my soul for a creamy nougat filling.

 

[Lord Valumart]

ah, Richards, won't you join me, mole man and galactis in a little game of sharades?

well, well, well, if it isn't the FF, 1 and 1/2 hours late, my rost is ruined!

 

[CaptainSpam89]

if i nuke you i will dance like a littel girl for your bodies *cue evil laugh*

 

[Saph]

Doom: Who took my Chapstick?

Slave: Oh, Here you go.

Doom: (Shuddering) I don't want it.

 

[Lord Valumart]

*looks at cape and armmor*

Damn, i REALLY need Trinny and Susannah, and Kim and Aguie to clean up castle doom.

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

"I surrender."

 

[Fantastic Fan22]

-It's a "jump" to conclusions mat!
-Batman can beat anyone with preptime
-Hand me the Sunday Funnies!
-OHHHHHH! The new Brittany Spears CD comes out today!

 

[Phoney Bone]

"Time......TO DANCE!"

 

[DBM]

Ya know, I'm freeballing under this armor.

 

[Zev]

"Don't blame me, I voted for Nader."

"Reed, you got served."

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'll entertain myself by listening to the comedic stylings of Jeff Foxworthy. You know you're a redneck when your gunrack has a gunrack."

"Doom is here to support his little princess in her first school play... AND NO ONE SHALL CRITIQUE HER!"

And from the actual early draft of the movie script...

To Sue: "Darling? They're here, could you join us?"

"Benjamin Grimm: football hero, astronaut. I'm a huge fan. You two were college roommates, weren't you?"

"Folks, going live in three, two...
(turns to camera; "on")
Hello from earth orbit, Shepherd, great to be with you! What an experience!"

"(unnerved; backing away)
should get to the command center..."

 

[Karem-Knight]

I need to go to the bathroom

 

[Phoney Bone]

Oh my God! Reed's hee, and me, not chosen a cloak yet. I just can't decide, green, or blue with a daisy print?

 

[CaptainSpam89]

I think that a new plan will be good now. Not this one *Dr.Doom castle is turn into rumble*

Mr Fashines you my fasther (father *Not the star wars thing*)
Mr fashines: My what?
You know *cue hello mother,hello fasther song and evil laught*
Mr Fashines: What i not know ??
You dad!
Mr F: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Cue evil laungh*

 

[CaptainSpam89]

I think that a new plan will be good now. Not this one *Dr.Doom castle is turn into rumble*

Mr Fashines you my fasther (father *Not the star wars thing*)
Mr fashines: My what?
You know *cue hello mother,hello fasther song and evil laught*
Mr Fashines: What i not know ??
You dad!
Mr F: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Cue evil laungh*

That message above with DD and MF is from, Goldmemeber and Star wars EPD 5 +6

I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS FF OH PEANUT!!!

 

[CaptainSpam89]

is my armor is to thick. I can't move !!

 

[Silver Fox]

*Praying I´m not repeating*

"No, Reed, I am your father"

"*gasps* I can´t breathe in this thing!"

"Does my bum look big in this cape?"

 

[Lord Valumart]

*holding screwdriver, encacing himself in armour*

CRACK

"to tight, can't... breathe..."

*YMCA starts to play*

Doom:"it's that one! come on Richards, it's that one!"

dose little dance before collapsing on floor

Mr F:"right...i'm gona go now..."

Doom:"...wait...i think i broke my hip!"

 

[CaptainSpam89]

I wish i was one very big fire eye on top on a tower.

 

[Ratcrawler]

"Doom is off to see the Wizard for a heart!"

"Oops! Doom did it again! Doom played with your heart! Got it lost in the game!"

"Whatchu think, Doom is a cheap-ass ho? Doom does not front, honey! Doom don't front, a'ight? So step off!"

"Aye Dios Mio!!!"

"Honey? Where is Doom's super suit? You tell Doom where his suit is, woman!"

"Roneryyyy...I'm so roneryyyy..."

"Oh, Richards...Doom knows why Doom is so bad. It is a fear of intimacy. You see, whenever Doom get's close to someone really great like you, Doom has to mess it up somehow. So in a weird way, the reason Doom is so evil is because Doom loves you so much, Richards."

 

[MichaelRGrimm]

"This is going to be funny." Ultimate FF #11

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

"Doom is here to support his little princess in her first school play... AND NO ONE SHALL CRITIQUE HER!"

Had Doom a daughter, he would soooo totally say that.

 

[DBM]

Doom's plan is almost complete but DOOM NEEDS MORE BUNNIES!!!

 

[Rebel_Ace]

(pressing an amulet hanging around his neck...)
"Doom has fallen, and he can't get up..."

 

[Lord Valumart]

Doom will crush you like bu...

*ping*

...Oh, my pie is ready, i'll kill you in 2 - 3 hours