Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Obi-Ron]

Doom SHOULD be smart enough to know that the guy who says "Marco" isn't the same one that says "Polo."

 

[Lord Valumart]

"if Doom could walk 500 miles,
then Doom would walk 500 more,
just to be the man,
who walks 1000 miles,
to fall down at your door!!

daruda, daruda, daruda, daruda, ad, dad, dad, dud, doobie, do"

"doom requires abox of matchs, some lighter fluid, cheese, and, Tunnoks Tea cakes. Richards will be sorryy he insulted Dooms wordrobe!!"

 

[Nathan]

Doom: "Marco... Polo".



Wait... he did say it.

 

[Lord Valumart]

"Doom will buy the X-box."

"Doom wil buy the PS2."

"Doom will buy the PSP."

"Doom hates Nintendo."

 

[2112ad]

"What this castle needs are more accent pillows"

 

[dos_acoustic]

Boris: Im sorry sir we are out of fu**ing Corn Flakes....

Doom: Why, Boris....why would you say that stink...that poop...you poop mouth...get all the poop out of your mouth

 

[Lord Valumart]

Doom: at last!! Doom shall destroy the Fantastic Four. with this self assembly war head from IKEA, Doom will surely be able to defet them!!!
*7 hours later*
Doom:...why does it look like a table???

 

[Flash Fearless]

Doom: "Well, I don't know....Doom couldn't, really---
'Just a small town girl, Livin' in a lonely world.
She took the midnight train going anywhere.
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit,
Took the midnight train going anywhere.'"

Doom: "Well, Richards, you sniveling dolt it appears you just got served."

Doom: "Bite Doom's shiny, metal ass."

Doom: "Doom would like to talk seriously, just for a minute. Recently, the King Tut exhibit has come to Latverian, and it made Doom think about commercialism. So, one day while hiking through the woods, Doom wrote this song. Hit it!
King Tut.
Now when he was a young boy,
He'd never though he'd see,
People stand in line,
To see the boy king.

(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?
(Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)"

 

[Rex Calibur]

-Doom trips over-

Doom: Doom went boom.

 

[Flash Fearless]

Doom: "I have a devised a plan so nefarious and devious that in ensures the defeat and total destruction of the Fantastic Four: a plan so good, it's ******ed."

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Doom is power-incarnate! Doom is master of the universe!!! Doom is.....okay okay, I'm really just mad they cancelled Baywatch"

 

[Lord Valumart]

"doom has finaly discovered how to rid the Fantas.....




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Doom has had an accident!!!!! Doom requires changing!!!!!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Doom: LEONARD! Where are my pink, lacy stockings?

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"My real name isn't Victor...it's Simon Bar Sinister....now Simon says DESTROY Underdog!!"

 

[Spider-Man9X17]

"My fellow Latverians, I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

 

[Caliber]

Doom: Richards we shall duel but its a staring contest.

 

[Rizpower]

Doom would DEFINATELY win that.

 

[Lethal Venom]

Doom: I'm to sexy for my socks

 

[Lord Valumart]

Doom: if only i had the power to destroy the FF....if only.......

 

[GoblinScrier]

"Marco...Polo..."

Wait a minute...he did say that !!

Then, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wait a minute that was said by that rip off guy from that other Fox Franchise....what's his name ?......

 

[Caliber]

Doom: Does this armor make me look fat?

Doom: I enjoy Dr Phils advice on Orpah the other day...

 

[dos_acoustic]

" how many carbs are in this? "

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Boy does this armor chafe my doodads!"

 

[Caliber]

Doom:Richards you ninny poop head.

 

[J.R.]

Hand me the Bat-Shark Repellent!