Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Franklin Richards]

Money talks
But it don't sing and dance
And it don't walk
And long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans

Honey's sweet
But it ain't nothin' next to baby's treat
And if you pardon me
I'd like to say
We'll do okay
Forever in blue jeans

Maybe tonight
Maybe tonight, you and I
All alone by the fire
Nothing around
But the sound of my heart
And your sighs

Money talks
But it don't sing and dance
And it don't walk
And long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans, babe

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Wow....I'm not scarred for life!! Dr. Troy...thank you!!! Thank you!!!! Bless you!!"

 

[Lord Valumart]

"Doom requests tickets to Herbbie: Fully Loaded"

 

[Caliber]

Doom: Reed I have written a poem to describe my feelings of hatred.

 

[Lord Valumart]

*doom goes into KFC*
Doom: Doom demands the 12 peice bargin bucket, spotty teenager!
spotty teenager: sorry sir, we nolonger searve the 12 peice
Doom: CURCES!!!!! THIS IS ALL RICHARDS' FAULT!!!!!! RICHARDS!!!!!!!!

 

[Roughneck]

Dong! Where is my Automobile?

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Stupid monks! I said build me a Phar-mor....not armor!!"

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

Insert any of Victor Von Notdoom's lines from the movie... EVERYTHING he said was less Doom that most of what's in this thread.

 

[GyLocke]

"Kiss my shiny metal ass!"

"The same thing we do every night Pinky..."

"This is more than just a service to the Wizard. I have a personal score to settle with the witch!
It's because of her I made of tin, her spell made this occur.
So once I'm glad I'm heartless, I'll be heartless killing her!"

 

[Lord Valumart]

"ok, i need names....and shots. BARKEEP!"

 

[Rex Calibur]

 

[Sauron]

OOH, ten minutes to Oprah!

Reed, be a dear and bring me my slippers.

Ben Grimm, you are so much cuter than I.

 

[Caliber]

Doom: Mr Grimm would like beer and nachos?

 

[Mallrat]

"It's Raiiiiiiiiiiiiiiining Men"

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Castle Doom?? I said I wanted a duplex!"

 

[C.F. Kane]

[falls to knees] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[The Impaler]

Doom really likes the new superman costume.

Doom really liked batman and robin.

Doom would nominate Joel Schumacher for the next director of the fantastic four... DOOM WANTS NIPPLES DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Da Docta]

hi reed

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Wow....who needs a cape and tunic when I can wear this awesome pseudo-trenchcoat and spats!"

 

[Caliber]

Doom I would to star in a reality show. Called Real World Latveria. It shows what happens when you get 7 doombots living together.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Doom demands something to damand!!!!

 

[Brainiac 8]

*On the FF4's answering machine*

*Beep* Hi Reed, it's Victor, you know that new and improved anti-itch cream formula you created? Could I borrow some? Due to the years of wearing this armor and not showering, the metal is really starting to chafe. Just call me back and let me know. Thanks. *Beep*

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Stupid monks! Why didn't you tell me the mask wasn't cooled yet?? Now instead of my scar, my whole face is seared! Bahhhhhh!"

 

[Sauron]

Darn, and I never got to see Cats. (Oh wait, he did say that in the cartoon. )

 

[Lord Valumart]

...so, then Doom said, we should have turned left! *laughs*