Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Thor: The marketing people thought this would be good counterprogramming to how dark and serious The Dark Knight was...

 

[kedrell]

THOR: The God of Thunder cannot protect you forever, my child, but always remember, to never fall for the nefarious methods of that evil trickster who may try and lure you to his evil kingdom!
TORUNN: Loki?
THOR: No, Michael Jackson!

Interesting, cause TMZ said he just died.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: The God of Thunder cannot protect you forever, my child, but always remember, to never fall for the nefarious methods of that evil trickster who may try and lure you to his evil kingdom!
TORUNN: Loki?
THOR: No, Michael Jackson!

 

[Panthro]

Thor: The marketing people thought this would be good counterprogramming to how dark and serious The Dark Knight was...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Who does #2 work for?! Who does #2 work for?!?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thabks guys, and I swear to Jeebus, I did this before his death was announced.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thor: The marketing people thought this would be good counterprogramming to how dark and serious The Dark Knight was...

Hahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

 

[Panthro]

Thabks guys, and I swear to Jeebus, I did this before his death was announced.

Same here.

 

[Panthro]

SIF: "This is my Oscar baiting face."

SIF: "I didn't ask for my face to be this angular & square ya know."

SIF: "I'm a warrior goddess by day and a supermodel on the weekend."

 

[Superhero 101]

THOR: The God of Thunder cannot protect you forever, my child, but always remember, to never fall for the nefarious methods of that evil trickster who may try and lure you to his evil kingdom!
TORUNN: Loki?
THOR: No, Michael Jackson!

Whoa Kinda sad

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "You Shall Not Pass!"

SIF: "Where are we going Thor?"
THOR: "We're going to LA so that we can blackmail Megan Fox into playing you in our upcoming film."
SIF: "Megan Fox? Hmm... well, at least nobody would be able to say I wasn't hot on screen."

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "Just don't expect me to go whistling and flying around whilst knocking down price tag signs!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks SP and great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Who on Earth is Tom Hiddleston?!!?
LOKI: Who on Earth is Chris Hemsworth?!!?
THOR: Oh. Touché.

 

[Panthro]

Ah Loki, always so clever.

LOKI: "You have nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your great strength!"
THOR: "I'll tell everyone that you were the one who wrote Dragonball Evolution for Fox."
LOKI: "You- you wouldn't dare!"

 

[R_Hythlodeus]

THOR:"I swear to Odin, I´ll never visit the mead hall again!"

 

[kedrell]

THOR:"I know what you're thinkin', but I'm not really a Zombie. I just came back from Transformers 2 and it nearly drained the life right outta me!"

 

[Panthro]

ZOMBIE THOR: "Brrraaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to F***!"

LOKI: "Come on Thor, when I said magical war hammers kill people, I didn't mean your magical war hammer!"

And now a word from Thor, President of the NHA - National Hammer Association -

THOR: "Hammers don't kill people. Evildoers kill people."

THOR: "You'll get my hammer when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

THOR: "There is much evil in this universe, my daughter."
TORUNN: "You mean like Loki?"
THOR: "I was actually referring to Tom Rothman."

THOR: "You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan."
TORUNN? ""

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Dragonball, TF and Rothman bashing.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Well, waiting almost fifty years to see your movie get made does that to you.

 

[ultimatefan]

ZOMBIE THOR: Keith Richards? No, but the Zombie God of Thunder gets that all the time!

 

[Panthro]

^^^Hehehehehehehehe

THOR: "Who on Earth is Tom Hiddleston?!!?"
LOKI: "Who on Earth is Chris Hemsworth?!!?"
THOR: "No seriously, who is Tom Hiddleston?"
LOKI: "He's a British actor who's been in a few TV shows and films. Now seriously, who is Chris Hemsworth?"
THOR: "He was Captain Kirk's dad in the new Star Trek movie. Australian guy."
LOKI: "Really? Hmm, Marvel does like its Australians, doesn't it?"
THOR: "Indeed. It does indeed."

AMORA: "Normally I would say my eyes are up here, but that would defeat the whole point of this ridiculous outfit."

AMORA: "Lonely comic book readers want cheap, sleezey, shameless fan service no matter how ridiculous or crude or in your face. And I'm here to give it to them."