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Cap and Thor whispering and snickering

IronMan: What...
THOR: Hey Pepper get out of Tony's suit
CAP: BUWUHAHAHAHAHA!
IronMan:Shut Up you scitsofrenic! OOOO Look at me I'm the God of Thunder
THOR:Yea whatever you say IRONCHIC.. At least I got manly legs
CAP:HAHA! Yea looks like a skrull came and replace his suit in the middle of the night! LOL!
THOR:HAHAHA! Yea All it needed was a note saying "You've been Punk'd!" LOL
CAP: No no no... "You've been Skrull'd" HAHA!
THOR: AHAHAHAHAHA! Right you've been Skrull'd

Thor and Cap both collapse on the ground laughing

Ironman: U KNOW WHAT! SCREW U GUYS! I'M GOING HOME TO MY BILLION DOLLAR MANSION! BOTH OF YOU HOMELESS IDIOTS CAN LAUGH ALL DAY!

...begins to walk away

THOR: Aww come on its just a joke. Hey Tony.. Tony.. I have an idea what you should call this new Ironman suit model.... Vic-Tony-A Secret! AHAHAHA!!

Thor and Cap continues laughing as Ironman flies away..
 
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Cap and Thor whispering and snickering

IronMan: What...
THOR: Hey Pepper get out of Tony's suit
CAP: BUWUHAHAHAHAHA!
IronMan:Shut Up you scitsofrenic! OOOO Look at me I'm the God of Thunder
THOR:Yea whatever you say IRONCHIC.. At least I got manly legs
CAP:HAHA! Yea looks like a skrull came and replace his suit in the middle of the night! LOL!
THOR:HAHAHA! Yea All it needed was a note saying "You've been Punk'd!" LOL
CAP: No no no... "You've been Skrull'd" HAHA!
THOR: AHAHAHAHAHA! Right you've been Skrull'd

Thor and Cap both collapse on the ground laughing

Ironman: U KNOW WHAT! SCREW U GUYS! I'M GOING HOME TO MY BILLION DOLLAR MANSION! BOTH OF YOU HOMELESS IDIOTS CAN LAUGH ALL DAY!

...begins to walk away

THOR: Aww come on its just a joke. Hey Tony.. Tony.. I have an idea what you should call this new Ironman suit model.... Vic-Tony-A Secret! AHAHAHA!!

Thor and Cap continues laughing as Ironman flies away..
:funny::hehe::pal::lmao::applaud
 
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Thor: I get so angry when the bus is late, Midgard SUCKS!
Little Girl: Stop your whining weirdo.





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LITTLE GIRL: Hey, aren´t you that mechanic guy from Adventures in Babysitting?
THOR: Silence, insolent child!
 
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Thanks! Elizabeth Shue was delicious, she has a cool sex scene in Leaving Las Vegas. She has some sexy scenes in Hollow Man and this movie with Woody Harrelson, forgot the name.
 
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LITTLE GIRL: See, remember that African Godess you boned that one time?
THOR: Thou art confusing me with another God of Thunder, young lady...
 
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LITTLE GIRL: See, remember that African Godess you boned that one time?
THOR: Thou art confusing me with another God of Thunder, young lady...
Bwahahahaha

Elisabeth Shue also had a nice nude scene in "Cocktail".
 
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THOR: "Make a He-Man by The Power of Grayskull joke and Iron Man loses his head!"
IRON MAN: "Don't tempt him true believers! He's done it before and he'll do it again, I've seen it!"
 
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GIRL: So it looks like Spiderman and X-men are getting a reboot.
THOR: But Why hasn't Fantastic Four Gotten One?!!!!!
Girl: Because Tom Rothman is a dick.
 
Hehehe, good thing his days of dicking Marvel properties are numbered. 2017 can't come soon enough, IMO.
 
Thanks Panthro! Cool stuff, guys, especially the Rothman bash!
 
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GIRL: Yo dawg, that suit is tight!! Mad props to ya!!
THOR: And mortals say MY manner of speaking is strange...
 
Brilliant UF!
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THOR: "Tom Rothman, We 3 Horsemen Bring You DEATH!!!"
IRON MAN & CAPTAIN AMERICA: "What he said!"
 
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Cap: Who wears short-shorts?
Thor: Aye, Tony wears short-shorts.
Iron Man: Shut up and pose. I hate you guys.
 
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GIRL: Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thory! Thory! Thory! Thory! Hey Thor! Hey Thor! Hey Thor! Hey Thor! Thoooor! Thoooor! Thoooor! Thoooor!
THOR: WHAT?!
GIRL: Hi! Hihihihihihihi...
 
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