2006 Movies I've Seen
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Superman Returns: I loved this film more than Batman Begins! Honestly, most haters of this film need to say things more intelligently besides "This film sucks" and "Fire Singer." At least provide reasons why you guys hate it. I honestly think that a good majority of people (definetely not all) who didn't like it, didn't like it because it wasn't the Superman film they wanted, be it Smallville the Movie, Superman Begins, whatever!
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Casino Royale: Technically, I am tying this film right with Superman Returns. This film was not only just purely badass, it was adrenaline pumping and emotionally thrilling. I can't wait for the next Bond movie (which I hope is Live and Let Die, but chances are that it is not).
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Cars: Another Pixar classic.
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Pursuit of Happyness: I'm amazed on how Will Smith turned from Will of Fresh Prince to a role as serious as Chris Gardner while making it great. I felt for Gardner's struggle's and wanted to see him succeed so badly. I never actually felt so sad watching a movie.
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Clerks II: This movie had everything, comedy, a dance number, Jay and Silent Bob, fast food, a romance plot, a donkey show, and a guy who strangely reminded me of myself
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Snakes on a Plane: The plot is right in the title, plus it had Samuel L. "Mutha F**kin'" Jackson. What's not to love?
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V for Vendetta: This film was plain badass, though I think that they should have made it 100% like the comic. Anarchy vs. totalitarianism. A reaction against Thatcherism.
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An Inconvenient Truth: This film has changed my views on global warming.
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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan: While Clerks II had more funny scenes, I've never been hurting while laughing at a movie (the Azamat vs. Borat fight). This movie was just a huge "f**k you!" at today's politically correct world.
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The Omen: This shows what a remake should be like. The Omen was pretty much exactly the original, just set in today's age. They did a really good job at it.
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Mission Impossible III (A.K.A Miiii): I thought this film was pretty cool. The action was good. Tom Cruise is still a good actor, despite going bat-**** crazy.
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Jackass Number Two: It's a film about guys doing stupid, disgusting, stuff. There's no plot and it's not needed because there's no story to it. It's basically the show but without the censorship and a bit longer.
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby: Will Farrell and Sasha Baren Cohen are hilarious
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Accepted: A comedy film is never really that deep, but their main point is to make me laugh. This film did that "Ask me about my weiner!"
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Benchwarmers: It was funny. That's about it, nothing to really say about it asides that I laughed at the movie and that it had a really dumb plot.
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Click: This film was rather mehish, it had a few funny moments, but Adam Sandler just hasn't yet matched the awesomeness of Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison.
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Scary Movie 4: It had some funny moments, I say it's above the quality of Scary Movie 2 and Scary Movie 3, but the formula is starting to get really stale.
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X-Men: The Last Stand: VERY, VERY disappointing. Basically the only way you'll like this movie is if you don't read the comics. I hated that Magneto was ONCE again the villain. The movie tried to take too many of the plots from the comics such as Gifted and the Dark Phoenix Saga. I hated that Cyclops went down like a little b***h. I hated that several characters such as Psylocke, Multiple Man, etc. were bastardized into villains. I hated the entire movie focused on Wolverine (AGAIN) and Storm (Halle Berry is a b***h). I hated that they killed Professor X. I hated that they promoted Angel as a central character yet he was barely in the film. I hated the love triangle between Rogue, Iceman, and Shadowcat. I hated that Colossus only had one line. There is just so much I hate about this movie. Only Elektra and Blade Trinity are worse.
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The Shaggy Dog: I saw this film on a plane from Shanghai to Hong Kong, it was ******ed!
Movies I Haven't Seen Yet, But Want To
Apocalypto
The Da Vinci Code
Flags of Our Fathers
Freedomland
Hollywoodland
Nacho Libre
The Pink Panther
The Prestige
Saw III
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Begining
United 93
World Trade Center
Movies I Don't Even Want To See
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The Ant Bully - Well, it looks like Warner Bros. wants to get into the 3-D CGI animation craze just like Disney/Pixar, 20th Century Fox/Blue Sky Studios, and Dreamworks Animation. Asides from Pixar's movies and Dreamworks' Shrek movies, these movies tend to suck, so I don't have any faith in Warner Bros'. attempt to do it.
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Barnyard: TOO MANY...CGI...FILMS! Paramount is also trying to cash into this fad.
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Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addicition: Yet another film that does not need a sequel and from the bad reviews I've heard...pass.
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Big Momma's House 2: Just how the hell could you make a sequel to this movie? Also the first one sucked.
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Bloodrayne: Uwe Bowl's movies suck, so why would I want to waste my time with this piece of crap movie?
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Curious George: Just simply not interested.
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Date Movie: Looks like to be yet another spoof movie of a whole collection of movies...how original
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Doogal: The Weinstein Company's second CGI animation attempt. Looks as dull as the first one (Hoodwinked).
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the Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift - I hated the first one. I never saw the second one. Car movies tend to bore me.
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Final Destination 3: Another sequel with no soul in it simply just to cash in the success of the others. The first one was cool, the second one was so-so.
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Happy Feet: Warner Bros'. second attempt in CGI animation. Same with the Ant Bully, I'll pass.
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Ice Age 2: Meltdown: I hated the first one. I have no interest in seeing this one. And as you can tell, I really don't like CGI animated films that are not made by Pixar. This trend is just a fad like superhero movies, slasher flicks, etc.
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Monster House: The second performance capture/computer animated film, I'm just not interested in seeing it, that's all. I have nothing against it...yet.
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Open Season: Well like Warner Bros. it appears that Sony is attempting to cash in on the CGI animation fad with Sony Pictures Animation.
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Over the Hedge: Asides from the Shrek films (which are starting to get ****ed out now), Dreamworks Animation's films are just terrible like Blue Sky Studios' films. Seriously why aren't traditionally animated films no longer being successful?
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Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest: The first one is the most overrated movie...EVER! Thus I have no interest in this movie. How the hell did this movie manage to make over $1 billion?
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Poseidon: Just no interest. Nothing against the film.
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Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause: Again, another needless sequel.
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Ultraviolet: This movie just doesn't seem interesting.
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Underworld: Evolution: I didn't like the first one too much.
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Van Wilder 2: Rise of Taj: Another needless sequel and how can it be Van Wilder 2 without Van Wilder in it? This just seems to be a cash in on the success of the first one.
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The Wild: I can't beleive that Disney is trying to cash in on the 3-D CGI animation without Pixar
