Tips for all you Virgin Dork, on how to get laid and be a PIMP

[Calvin]

I have the right to not be harassed.

Seriously, learn another way to deal with it, it's actually related. The sooner you can handle quips and such, the better you'll do talking with chicks.

 

[jaguarr]

If you set out to fail, guess what? You will.

jag

 

[Darren Daring]

I have the right to not be harassed.

Well, when you post stuff like you do, I have the right to tell you how idiotic it sounds.

If you're talking about the ******** thing, you said taht you used to be a nice guy and you stopped and became an ******* because you never got girls, unless I'm thinking of someone else.

 

[Angry Sentinel]

Didn't they teach this in the first grade?

 

[Calvin]

If you set out to fail, guess what? You will.

jag

Exactly. Set out to win, but have perspective towards what it means if you don't.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Yeah but what if she says yes will you know what to say or would you be all like hummina hummina hummina?

I'd set up the date(if she said yes), like a normal human being?

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Well, when you post stuff like you do, I have the right to tell you how idiotic it sounds.

If you're talking about the ******** thing, you said taht you used to be a nice guy and you stopped and became an ******* because you never got girls, unless I'm thinking of someone else.

Whatever, I'll just put you on ignore

 

[Whack Arnolds]

Oh yeah, don't be afraid to blow up a girl's spot. Do a "peanut butter and jelly". GIve a compliment, while simeltaneously putting down her ego and self esteem.

 

[Calvin]

Whatever, I'll just put you on ignore

Don't do that, you won't grow as a person. It's the coward's way out.

 

[Darren Daring]

Whatever, I'll just put you on ignore

Are you serious? When have I ever done anything to you

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Are you serious? When have I ever done anything to you

gee, are you kidding?

 

[Darren Daring]

No Could you please recap all the times I was horrible to you for no reason.

 

[Whack Arnolds]

Jesus christ, this has become an episode of Doctor Phil. Ok, let Maxwell and BrodieBruce iron this **** out...

 

[jaguarr]

Jesus christ, this has become an episode of Doctor Phil. Ok, let Maxwell and BrodieBruce iron this **** out...

I blame Oprah.

jag

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Jesus christ, this has become an episode of Doctor Phil. Ok, let Maxwell and BrodieBruce iron this **** out...

That won't be necessary. I don't like talking about it with him anymore, we'll just leave it where it is.

 

[Darren Daring]

That won't be necessary. I don't like talking about it with him anymore, we'll just leave it where it is.

I won't, I can't think of more than a handful of instance wher I ragged on you, all of those times were more than a little justified by your actions, and joking to boot. Explain to me where this incessant harassment came from.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I won't, I can't think of more than a handful of instance wher I ragged on you, all of those times were more than a little justified by your actions, and joking to boot. Explain to me where this incessant harassment came from.

Forget it, dude. Sorry.

 

[Darren Daring]

First you have to say "Brodie's the king"

 

[Tar Baby]

its true, my cell phone rang late last night while i was with this girl im seeing and she was all curious about it and after she knew it was another girl, we slept together.

girls want ownership.

if you play those rules like that you'll end up a jerk and date a lot of piece of sh t girls BUT if you know theres a fine line between those rules then you can manipulate girls into doing things they do on there own to get what they want and give you just what you want.

most girls are selfish, and self absorbed so much so to even realize this.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

First you have to say "Brodie's the king"

No ****ing way!














....Brodie's the King.

 

[Whack Arnolds]

Also kids... you got to realize there is a thin line between spitting game AND SEXUAL HARASSMENT..

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Also kids... you got to realize there is a thin line between spitting game AND SEXUAL HARASSMENT..

Yeah this site has a lot of good advice(sosuave.com), but one thing bothers me and thats how they make an emphasis on using kino... I'm afraid of doing that because it might be taken the wrong way.

 

[DV8]

dude . . . has Kainedamo seen this thread?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

how old is maxwell smart?

 

[Erzengel]

He's 18.