Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead)

[PWN3R]

Kaine 4... fap fap fap... cheacking in, 10-4 *feedback*... fap fap fap

Kaine Six: This is Kaine Six, repeat Kaine Six. I got a problem here.

Biggs: Eject!

Kaine Six: I can hold it.

Biggs: Pull out!

Kaine Six: No, I'm all right... ahhh!

(Kaine Six explodes into a ball of fire and lotion)

 

[Untilteld]

this was a good one.

Kaine Six: This is Kaine Six, repeat Kaine Six. I got a problem here.

Biggs: Eject!

Kaine Six: I can hold it.

Biggs: Pull out!

Kaine Six: No, I'm all right... ahhh!

(Kaine Six explodes into a ball of fire and lotion)

 

[Ronny Shade]

Faptastic.

good call tivoing that one

 

[Darthphere]

Totally breaking a key rule of Tivo here, but this ***** is pretty dead

In regards to Obama:

He stinks of Satan's stench... I will give you exact quotes when I get back home later

So when was the last time you smelled Satan?

Every time I sin

 

[Ronny Shade]

classic

 

[Mee]

Sin= Devil farts


Noted.

 

[Alex The Great]

You know? I'm just gonna forget this whole thing.

Since what your all saying is that i'm such a whole loser and can't provide.

So i'm just gonna not go to that halloween party with her tomorrow and stay home and do nothing. That way she can get a better man who has all the things i don't have and don't have to waste her time with someone who's such a pathetic loser as myself.

Thank you all for clearing it up! I feel so much better about myself and saved me a whole lot of trouble in my life! What would i do without everyone on here! Godbess you all every single on of you! Thank You!

yay us!

No thank you! You have already helped me in so many ways!





I don't know what the hell i was thinking before! You guys are a life saver!



THANK YOU ALL!!!!!

Suicidal Much?

Well, you guys know better then I do. idon't know a damn thing cause i'm not out ****ing myself so i don't know. I'm just learning from the masters.



what do i know i'm just a pathetic who can't handle anything cause i'm just a burger jockey in your words. and no women wants a man who can't provide anything.





as for the sex thing? who needs?! I've gone this long with it, why not go even longer!

JAL Is FEEDING me Posts of the year.

 

[Badger]

Alex, JAL has a better chance.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

oh, what do you know what a suprise to see that.

 

[Badger]

Cliff, Water, Duck and all that.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Cliff, Water, Duck and all that.

Yep, i hear ya.

 

[Darren Daring]

Awww, you need a better attitude

 

[Alex The Great]

Alex, JAL has a better chance.

shuddup

 

[Immortalfire]

Epic!

i'm embaresed. i truly am.
my eagles won yesterday but at the cost of giving away a 90-yard touchdown pass. i mean the safetys were on top of the guy and he slips away? then mcnabb gives a interception by trworing directly tgoo the defender in the endzone.......

My favorite was "trworing directly tgoo."

can i make a typo or two w/o being made fun of?

"trworing directly tgoo" was so epic, that to merely call it "a typo or two" is degrading. Be proud of your work, man.

 

[Swordmaster]

It had to be done...

Need I say more?

 

[DDS]

THIS "political" thread...

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=314264

 

[Mee]

I believe in Barack Obama.

 

[Erzengel]

we feel the vibrations, deaf people usually have a better sense of touch then normal people. Sort of like Daredevil hearing sense I guess

Wait what

DD radar sense, some deaf people have it too, the vibrations give them a radar like sense of the surroundings

But DD was blind

but recall that movie when he was using the radar sense? some deaf actually can feel the pressure of a fist thrown at them

But a radar sense is absolutely pointless for someone who can see. I get the point of this story I just don't get the analogy with DD. Has there not been any awesome deaf superheroes?

Think of this, if someone tries to sneak up to a deaf person, sometimes the deaf person can 'feel' the person behind him due to vibrations

I can do that though and I can hear...

I just think it was a confusing analogy that really doesn't apply.

...

 

[Ion Kenshin]

^^awesome

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Taken from the Smallville forum.

Synco, clark will probabably kill lana with sex i don't think she can handle kryptonian sex

I'm kinda wondering why this was directed at me. but yeah, you're probably right.

But lets face it, if Clark can control his powers enough to shake someone's hand, he could probably have sex.

That whole issue never made sense. He's been able to control his abilities for years, it wouldn't have been a problem.

well he probably feared that if he got way to excited while having sex he could hurt his partner with his strength or one of his other powers like heat vision or something.

the issue isnt with the act of having sex itself, and I cant believe I'm actually taking the bait and delving into this discussion, it's with him having an orgasm, which is an involuntary reaction similar to a sneeze that you have no control over (when it happens, not when you think about baseball to try and delay it from happening). So when he umm "finished," the force from that reaction would blow his partner's back out or head off, etc. .

lol..well didn't he say it took some time for him to adjust his abilities to new situations? So, i guess someone would have to be a guinea pig until he got it right

Can't he just pull out at the last minute?. I mean unless the dude wants a kid named Jason out of wedlock, I see no reason not to, hell I pull out. condoms are gay

See? I never understood the problem with that. Do you really think teenage Clark never um... went for solo test runs? Wouldn't he already know if he was going to blow out a wall or the ceiling from his... big finish?

I think the fear of an involuntary and deadly grasp, or a too rambunctious effort in the actual performance is a more plausible reason for his concerns.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Reviving a classic

In the "Rules for kids" thread.

For girls: Losing your virginity will most likely NOT be with Prince Charming in a romantic candle-lit room with satin sheets. Also, it will hurt. A LOT.

Didn't with my first gf

Didn't with my first gf

Then she wasn't a virgin

Didn't with my first gf

What, it didn't hurt for her? Then she was either lying about the pain, or lying about her virginity

Or something was very, very small...

I wasn't gonna go there

Nope, didn't hurt her, I do know foreplay

We were both teenagers and did it in my bedroom with my parents downstairs

It's either what Lizard said....or she wasn't a virgin.

Nope, didn't hurt her, I do know foreplay

We were both teenagers and did it in my bedroom with my parents downstairs

Lol you could do hours of foreplay, it still hurts for most women unless she'd been using a ***** before having sex or the guy isn't very large.

she was a virgin dude, trust me.

Lol you could do hours of foreplay, it still hurts for most women unless she'd been using a ***** before having sex or the guy isn't very large.

or maybe I did something right?

Heh, I'm not gonna argue with you, I just wouldn't go around telling people that it didn't hurt when you took a girl's virginity, because it doesn't sound good lol. She may just naturally be more "loose" (and no, I don't mean she has a huge vagina lol); there are a few girls that it just doesn't hurt for, for a variety of reasons.

Spoiler

14 inch *****s FTW?

Actually, what many men (and even women) don't know is that regardless of whether the girl still has an intact hymen, it's gonna hurt.

Actually, what many men (and even women) don't know is that regardless of whether the girl still has an intact hymen, it's gonna hurt.

It hurt a bit but she didn't mind doing it again and again

Now excuse me, I'm off to do some things

*backpeddling*

So Morg is a virgin.

2nd base.

Still a virgin.

Well now this thread is very educational for kids.

 

[Mee]

Good times.

 

[DDS]

Reviving a classic



In the "Rules for kids" thread.

*reads through original thread*

You forgot the best part of the conversation!

Blow-up dolls don't feel pain.

didn't have those in my days, wooden holes back then

...Ouch.

 

[Drakon]

Good times.

Temporary lay-offs? Easy credit ripoffs? Scratchin' and survivin'?

 

[Mee]

Dyn-o-mite!