Tom Cruise is crazy!

[Erzengel]

Do you come with the cowl and batsuit and the tumbler? If yes, you can swing by my home tonight.

I come with a hallucinogen and you can think I'm Batman, Christian Bale, your favorite Soccer star or that boy you crushed on in High School.

 

[DBella]

These tabloids are very credible though. Or have I been fed lies all these years? Do I have to cancel my subscriptions and burn the copies I have at home? God, what will I do without them? I have an insatiable appetite for celebrity gossips. I NEED to know what's going on in their lives, dammit! I guess if I have a life of my own, I won't be so concerned with theirs.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Heh, DWEEB.

 

[BatMatt]

Do you come with the cowl and batsuit and the tumbler? If yes, you can swing by my home tonight.

 

[DBella]

I come with a hallucinogen and you can think I'm Batman, Christian Bale, your favorite Soccer star or that boy you crushed on in High School.

O cool! I get 3-in-1 deal. As for that boy in HS... I'm so over him. Unless he's hot, rich and famous and he gives me a call.

 

[DBella]

Find me.

 

[BatMatt]

Find me.

just give me prep time

 

[Kaboom]

just give me prep time

why does Batman always need preptime.

Superman would just show up and do his business.

 

[kainedamo]

why does Batman always need preptime.

Superman would just show up and do his business.

And yet, every instance I know of that they have faced each other in combat, Batman wiped the floor with Superman.

 

[BatMatt]

why does Batman always need preptime.

Superman would just show up and do his business.

girls dig mysteriousness

 

[Apollo]

remember when Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson used to be cool. Those were the days....

 

[terry78]

^Is there anyone sane left? George Clooney is pretty good natured. Actually the only good natured one left that doesn't take himself seriously.

 

[Halcohol]

...And the reward for Biggest Understatement of the Year goes to...

You're so glib.

 

[Hades]

is that you

 

[BatMatt]

is that you

yup

 

[BatMatt]

double post

 

[Immortalfire]

WW and Supergirl are the last 2 frontiers until Bats officially becomes the biggest pimp of the comic book universe:

 

[BRUTAL]

Power Girl gets no love?

 

[Halcohol]

Giggity.

 

[kainedamo]

Power Girl's breasts make no sense.

 

[BRUTAL]

Power Girl's breasts make no sense.

Your face makes no sense

 

[Speedball]

Power Girl gets no love?

Power Girl is my favorite female superhero.t:t:
And kainedamo: No, no they don't.t:

 

[terry78]

Power Girl gets no love?

That is one of the best non-J. Scott Campbell fan service covers I have ever seen.

 

[Hades]

Tom Cruise is a physcho killer
better run run run, run away

 

[Halcohol]

Tom Cruise is a physcho killer
better run run run, run away

You can't get away from Tom Cruise.

I bet he's got a self-destruct device implanted in her somehow. Maybe while she was sleeping.